desultory queen

super duper big Shidou Ryusei Fan

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Sae: Wooww, Who fucked up your face like that Rin?

Rin: Nobody, leave me alone.

Sae: y’know, it pains me to have a brother who keeps on getting beaten to a swollen pulp. Please tell me you exchanged blows, not accepted them.

Rin: …

Sae: Fine, I’m not joking around. Rin, I’m being serious. Tell me who’s doing this or I’ll find out myself.

Rin: Do whatever you want, god damn it. *under his breath* it’s not like you’d be able to do anything.

Sae: *throws an ice pack* put that on before Mom or Dad come back.

Next day after soccer practice.

Shidou: Rin-Rin, you play like a fucking wuss! My god, I thought Monk-y head was dependent but I can’t remember how many times you used some no name to get a goal and talked like it was all you. Why won’t you just quit playing..

Rin: Again.. You’re such a conceited dickhead. I’ll ask you this, Why are you projecting your own failures as a soccer player onto me? It’s all about you when you play too, you’re just mad I’m a far shot better.

Shidou: I’m mad that you’ve got no respectable aspect as a player. It’s either play for you or don’t play at all when your on the pitch. And if you think I’m such a dickhead to let the lord of all dickheads on the same field as me, you’re so wrong!

Shidou:*yanks Rin’s shirt to pull him in and jabs his knee into Rin’s lower abdomen*

Karasu: *sigh* don’t know about you, but watching Rin get humbled by Shidou does make me smile.

Otoya: well, Rin’s got a point - Shidou’s just as annoying as him. I just would rather not play with both.

Karasu: No, I agree with you too. Let’s just enjoy the moment right now - Who’re you?

Sae: So this is what this was all about? Rin, it’s just a singular guy doing this?

Rin: God,please deflate this guy’s ego

Shidou: Who’re you and why are you here?

Sae: Hey-*with surprising strength, he tears off Shidou’s and Rin’s grip on each other* Rin, go pack your stuff and wait in the car.You-*gestures to Shidou*- I wanna talk with you about what makes you so qualified to beat my little brother like that every other day.

Shidou: *grins* wait, little brother? Awww,That’s so cute!

Rin: *glaring daggers of fury and warning to Sae gives up and steps outside quickly*

Rin: When do I run inside and pick up Sae’s corpse after this. I mean, I don’t think Sae’d get folded, but he’d struggle to win. I just hope Shidou trips and breaks his spine or something like that.. I don’t play as bad as Shidou makes it sound right..

Rin: Uh.. it’s been ten minutes and nobody has come out yet. I think that’s my cue. My god, I can’t believe Sae would embarass me like this.

Rin: *tentative steps into the hallway* hey, can i have my brother back shidou?

Shidou:mmmmm- notyet

Rin: * mouth agape in horror, his idea of Shidou and Sae going at each other was not what he saw at that moment*

Sae: Sh-Hey Shidou, done- come on.off, off

Shidou: *wipes his mouth* See you later, Sae!

Both the Itoshis in the car

Sae: hey Rin, next time wait outside for me okay?

Rin: Who the fuck thinks ‘i should start making out with the guy who was fighting my brother, that’ll surely be of help’! You’re so disgusting and selfish, oh my god! And- SHIDOU OF ALL PEOPLE

Sae: there’s more people beating you up?

Rin: ugh-yeah, are you interested in kissing them too?

Sae: Hey, i talked with him and he won’t beat you up- but I do agree with some of his points about you though

Rin: okay this confirms it,you are the worst brother on planet earth and i have been cursed by satan to have you as a brother

Sae: ughh when can i go back to spain

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Pinterest update is so fugly what did they do i am actually crying now what do i doomscroll on now

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I wish Sae was truly an antagonist in Blue Lock it would have been so much fun

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I really really like the idea of Shidou and Bunny getting together.. I blame Tomodachi Life but why would it be a really cute pair!!

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It’s a Shidou Backstory made by a obsessive shidou fan!! Anyways

I firmly believe that Shidou came from a dysfunctional household(parents either die or don’t wtvr), and was placed in foster care by authorities.

Trauma due to abandonment issues and inability to properly process grief resulted in a highly irritable and unstable kid! Oh and who needs parental love if you have never experienced it!

It’s a terrible truth that many foster parents(not all obvi) do not care about the children but about the money they make off of them and restrict kids lives to minimize expenses(food,activities, bare minimum..) i would imagine whoever took him in to be the same, just using the kids for their own gains.

(There are some amazing kindred souls though,i want to thank them for everything they’ve done literally angels. I have so much admiration)

Soccer was an outlet for emotions and had him play with other kids so naturally he gravitated towards the sport. Idk what else to put in man he just liked the sport. But people played dirty dirty with no care with others whatsoever. It ruined the game completely!!

The oldest of the foster care group was the only one who was mature enough to follow the rules.She(or he) and Shidou somehow clicked together perfectly and got along extremely well ( now i am reminiscing about denji and power 🥲..) soccer became their outlet of frustration and a way to bond.

Unfortunately, that sibling went through heavy abuse by one of their guardians, a lot of people say shidou went through abuse too and i could hop along with that. (Physical/Sexual abuse wtvr but it was bad bad) Shidou tried to report it and begged to get help but authorities didn’t do anything, and told him that punishing the foster home would ruin the image of foster care and displace many of the habitants including himself.

So no happy ending, the abuser gets away, his older friend is now traumatized for life and Shidou has completely given up on the ideas of being fair and thinking about others because no one thought about him or his older ‘sibling’ when they needed it and if the justice system isnt fair then where is it even supposed go be?? What were rules if they weren’t even protecting anybody?

And omg altruism vs egoism yet again! Shidou’s lviing condition would have him unable to be a part of a team and when he was finally free blue lock would have been the one system that guaranteed you a way to make japanese soccer your own.

(Notice the altruism and egoism sneak in here, plus there are some things like his weird biological interpretation/kink of soccer i really don’t know how to incorporate or what purpose it has lol it’s kinda in there for the edgy factor tho)

It is so hard to translate what i see in shidou into words 🥹 i would hope his backstory would be better than all this slop i put out.. i just love him oh and if u have feedback i would love some ❤️ babys first long post

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Tw: opinions, slander of rin, spoilers!!!!

Rin has honestly been a horrible player, ik the blue lock philosophy is abt stealing goals and only trying to score your own goals but like he didn’t even score. He’s meant to be number one and has been number one since blue lock started but in the France match he has barely shown up at all except to be a weirdo abt isagi and the other players not purely relying on him. He’s the top player in blue lock but he can’t even adapt to help his team or set up his own plays, he has to steal isagi’s opportunities. At the start rin felt like an actual threat which is good but rn for me and a lot of other bllk fans rin seems like just all hype. I think it’s because kaneshiro doesn’t know how to write rin being competent while still having them struggle against France and the karasu system.

I also feel like the whole karasu system and thought process (yk being number 2 is okay as long as you win) was kinda overlooked, sure the entire thing at the start was pure ego but seeing isagi get pissed at karasu abt this made him feel very immature. It prolly would’ve been more interesting if isagi’s whole argument wasn’t “but it’s not the blue lock way!” But cause isagi’s the mc he just needs to unlock white hair mode and instantly join the karasu system.

Hugo felt kinda unnecessary as a character, I get he’s intriguing and looks good but there was like virtually no reason for him to be there. If Hugo wasn’t there Charles and Loki would’ve had a bigger role and we’d get to see them more but instead Charles got sidelined after 8 panels and Loki showed up in Hugo’s backstory and in like 2 chapters. Also for the whole number 2 ordeal we could’ve just had karasu drawing out that insecurity in isagi by having him and his system assist shidou or rin. Having Hugo be Lokis midfielder just makes Lokis reasoning for joining the NEL kind weird cause he was only there to train Charles to be the best midfielder to be his passer making hugo look like a bum who’s striker is currently replacing him. + Hugo’s philosophy is dumb af cause “it’s destiny and it’s what they’re meant to do” is also the reasoning people used to oppress and enslave other humans for centuries. Does he think women are destined for the kitchen? Does he think if youre born as a man you’re destined to be one forever? His whole idea and thought process is flawed.

Sorta related to that but there are too many characters, most of them get like one important chapter and are immediately pushed aside it was okay in the NEL cause it was a long af arc but more keep getting introduced unnecessarily in the u-20 wc arc like we don’t need the other teams backstory we already have enough inner team drama to worry abt. It’s similar to one piece but instead of being important for a whole arc they’re forgotten abt after a single chapter.

Shidou, Barou and kunigami were also just completely left out of this entire game, tbh I was hoping their more impulsive, reckless and egotistical approach would be a good counter to Hugo but NAH ISAGI IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL.

Honestly all these complaints I blame on kaneshiro I rly love blue lock and hope the writing can improve, the earlier arcs where isagi was allowed to be overshadowed and defeated were way more interesting currently it seems like plot armour makes everyone else become a NPC in isagi’s vicinity. These are just my thoughts don’t take anything to heart.

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#agree with all my heart #i AM taking notes

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The real Shidou has wings! Not a dragon but wingssss!! The real Isagi has puzzle pieces, not a gun!! He also doesn't turn white !! Rin has puppeteering hands not black sloppp!! How could you introduce these edgy concepts and trade them off for a worse edgier concept!! How could you do thattt

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Reo should have copied Noel Noa not cause he’s the most obvious choice but because imagine the heartbreak/irony for Reo to dedicate himself after third selection to copying Noel Noa down while poor Kunigami who got locked off is doing the same.

Imagine Ur Kunigami and ur friend gets chosen over you and you literally fight tooth and nail to redo yourself so you can’t be taken out of the game again and then ur same exact friend who got picked instead of you is going for the same exact thing you wanted.

Now ur both back at it competing for the same spot, and you can’t be the one to leave this time but thats your friend you’re doing that too. Theres no victory scenario unlike second selection so one of them would fail and have to go. You’re playing to kick your friend off and prove your worth.

Throw chigiri in the mix too and you have this really sad pathetic friend group who would thrive anywhere except the blue lock facility.

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Favorite underrated duo in blue lock has to be Shidou and Zantetsu because why would it work tho?

Shidou’d just go off on random rants how much the conformity is just a attempt at retaliating against change in the most mediocre and fruitless way possible and then to buying banana flavored condoms and trying to get Loki or Rin to lick them is crucial to PXG.

And Zantetsu’s just nodding his head like “wow he sure knows a lot..” the degree of his understanding of whats going on is up to interpretation but he genuinely thinks Shidou is actually on to something.

Zantetsu also messes up the idioms and metaphors and whatever frequently but Shidou doesn’t correct him and just says that it makes sense when you think about it from a different way. That its totally up for interpretation what it means.

How do I explain this, I just feel like they both just would be unlikely friends and get along well together because they’re kind of both in the forgotten but not forgotten category in blue lock (is it because they’re my favorites???…hmmm definitely not that…)

Would Shidou rub off on Zantetsu? Probably, and Reo is not happy with it at all. Zantetsu did rub off on Shidou and he has slowly started to lose his sense of actual figurative language. Probably create some of the worst dialect known to mankind with Charles, that’s what the emojis stand for. Its like brainrot but no other team understands the joke so its just rot.

I wasn’t familiar with your game kaneshiro keep the random friendships coming.

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Room arrangements for the top six in blue lock should have went

Otoya,Karasu, Yukimiya

Shidou,Rin,Nagi

Because It would be so funny to just see Nagi out of pure fear for his life just quietly take the small bed.

No more throwing laundry, just keeping everything on the bed. Sure everybody Nagi roomed with was annoyed with his terrible manners, and Barou actually tried to do something about it, but Nagi never really cared.

Only Nagi’s caring like crazy now and lets the two others do whatever they want.

He’s thinking about Barou/Isagi/Chigiri/Reo/Zantetsu and what amazing roommates they were and how dumb he was for taking them for granted while all hell breaks loose as Shidou and Rin fight over the top bunk(both of them didn’t even want it that badly, just wanted to go at each other).

You can just hear the other room with Yukimiya Karasu and Otoya doing improv karaoke and making everything seem more lively. Meanwhile theres just dead silence in the room and Nagi keeps frequenting glances to see when should an exit and call to Anri should be made.

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what if?...

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blue lockers as fruits

Isagi-blueberry

Rin-blackberry

Sae-raspberry

Shidou-dragonfruit

Bachira-pineapple

Kunigami-orange

Chigiri-strawberry

Barou-pomegranate

Kaiser-apple

Anri-pumpkin

Reo-fig

Nagi-coconut

Ness-plum

Kurona-rambutan

Otoya-kiwi

Karasu-black currant

Aiku-green and purple grape

Yukimiya-papaya

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If you reduce Shidou to a sex-driven mindless machine, you are the reason humanity is falling backwards and will only further us back the more you reduce him to the equivalent of a high school fuckboy.

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any blue lock and coldplay fans? If so, we need to get together and make White Shadows Nagi’s anthem because it’s just too perfect.

Just let’s stop with the phonk.Start editing blue lock to real music because I really dislike the blue lock phonk edits..

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The real reason Sae lost weight in Spain is because it is so hard to only eat food from outside your country.

I remember I ate strawberry jam and bread three meals in a row one day while at Boston by myself this year.

I don’t even like it that much but it’s the only thing that I was familiar with. That trip had me feeling terrible for a good two days after it was done.

Can’t remember a single vacation in the recent years i’ve gone on that I ate a lot there. It’s one of the worst parts of long travels.

Imagine being Sae in a whole different country for four years. Yeesh