Sae: Wooww, Who fucked up your face like that Rin?
Rin: Nobody, leave me alone.
Sae: y’know, it pains me to have a brother who keeps on getting beaten to a swollen pulp. Please tell me you exchanged blows, not accepted them.
Rin: …
Sae: Fine, I’m not joking around. Rin, I’m being serious. Tell me who’s doing this or I’ll find out myself.
Rin: Do whatever you want, god damn it. *under his breath* it’s not like you’d be able to do anything.
Sae: *throws an ice pack* put that on before Mom or Dad come back.
Next day after soccer practice.
Shidou: Rin-Rin, you play like a fucking wuss! My god, I thought Monk-y head was dependent but I can’t remember how many times you used some no name to get a goal and talked like it was all you. Why won’t you just quit playing..
Rin: Again.. You’re such a conceited dickhead. I’ll ask you this, Why are you projecting your own failures as a soccer player onto me? It’s all about you when you play too, you’re just mad I’m a far shot better.
Shidou: I’m mad that you’ve got no respectable aspect as a player. It’s either play for you or don’t play at all when your on the pitch. And if you think I’m such a dickhead to let the lord of all dickheads on the same field as me, you’re so wrong!
Shidou:*yanks Rin’s shirt to pull him in and jabs his knee into Rin’s lower abdomen*
Karasu: *sigh* don’t know about you, but watching Rin get humbled by Shidou does make me smile.
Otoya: well, Rin’s got a point - Shidou’s just as annoying as him. I just would rather not play with both.
Karasu: No, I agree with you too. Let’s just enjoy the moment right now - Who’re you?
Sae: So this is what this was all about? Rin, it’s just a singular guy doing this?
Rin: God,please deflate this guy’s ego
Shidou: Who’re you and why are you here?
Sae: Hey-*with surprising strength, he tears off Shidou’s and Rin’s grip on each other* Rin, go pack your stuff and wait in the car.You-*gestures to Shidou*- I wanna talk with you about what makes you so qualified to beat my little brother like that every other day.
Shidou: *grins* wait, little brother? Awww,That’s so cute!
Rin: *glaring daggers of fury and warning to Sae gives up and steps outside quickly*
Rin: When do I run inside and pick up Sae’s corpse after this. I mean, I don’t think Sae’d get folded, but he’d struggle to win. I just hope Shidou trips and breaks his spine or something like that.. I don’t play as bad as Shidou makes it sound right..
Rin: Uh.. it’s been ten minutes and nobody has come out yet. I think that’s my cue. My god, I can’t believe Sae would embarass me like this.
Rin: *tentative steps into the hallway* hey, can i have my brother back shidou?
Shidou:mmmmm- notyet
Rin: * mouth agape in horror, his idea of Shidou and Sae going at each other was not what he saw at that moment*
Sae: Sh-Hey Shidou, done- come on.off, off
Shidou: *wipes his mouth* See you later, Sae!
Both the Itoshis in the car
Sae: hey Rin, next time wait outside for me okay?
Rin: Who the fuck thinks ‘i should start making out with the guy who was fighting my brother, that’ll surely be of help’! You’re so disgusting and selfish, oh my god! And- SHIDOU OF ALL PEOPLE
Sae: there’s more people beating you up?
Rin: ugh-yeah, are you interested in kissing them too?
Sae: Hey, i talked with him and he won’t beat you up- but I do agree with some of his points about you though
Rin: okay this confirms it,you are the worst brother on planet earth and i have been cursed by satan to have you as a brother
Sae: ughh when can i go back to spain











