Popping the translations here for everyone who wants to witness the German commentators do their best to singlehandedly start a new ship but sadly does not speak the german language.
(I will try to translate the spirit of what they are saying as well as I possibly can <3)
•Haase, Verstappen, is this about to be the foever-duel of the Nordschleife? It's almost looking as if those two have learned to know and love eachother
•yes, now this isn't a coincidence anymore! In front, Christopher Haase. Behind, Max Verstappen. We had that already! :D
• Verstappen is going to go up to the Scherer-Box after the stint with a notebook and say "Haase, sign here, you are driving the 24-Hour race with me! I don't want to have you as a competitor anymore, I want you with me"
• The world champion, the four times one from Formula 1, finds a new favorite Rival, the Christopher Haase in the Scherer-Audi r8!
• Haase against Verstappen, this could slowly become something like a classic in the world of the Nordschleife!
• 'well I would get nervous if he [Max] was behind me and using that headlight flasher all the time!' 'Yes, but a Christopher Haase doesn't let himself get nervous, he already has too much experience' [proceeds to explain haase's whole racing history including his long years of loyality to audi]'
•Haase hunted by Verstappen! The Rabbit hunt is opened (context Hase = Rabbit, and Haase is said pretty much the same as Hase) ah bad pun but it just had to be, this saying. Christopher Haase against Max Verstappen, is this the duel of the year on the Nordschleife? 3 weeks ago at the season start of the NLS those two already gave a similar picture, also on P1 and 2, and now there're so many great competitors in it aswell - the Grello, the other Mercedes, [lists further cars] - but still it is once again these two, who are giving the melody in thing speed at the lead!
• Ollie, a curious idea is coming to me right now - it isn't like Max is only driving here in the Eifel on the Nordschleife in the GT3 sport - noo, he does also have other drivers! He even has his own team! So after this repeated epic duel in the first half hour [of the race] - (Max and Haase bumping doors through Antoniusbuche) and look, there comes Haase, he is applying immediately! (other commentator just laughing delightedly in the bg) mirror to mirror Christopher Haase shows the 4-time World-Champion the long nose again! Is this a job application from Christopher Haase? "Hello Max, take me for the future, maybe I'll even get used to an Mercedes AMG GT3!" Wicked duel :D
• and whoever was watching a few weeks ago at the NLS 2, has seen this duel before and heard Christopher Haase's interview after the stint, with Max Verstappen aswell as with Haase, they know what I am talking about, they know that we can be happy, when Christopher Haase is at the microphone with [the day's interviewer] soon or when Max Verstappen down by the Interview is, I believe the two, they will soon embrace eachother (most direct translation here would be hug, but that is simply not intimate enough a word for what the commentators said)
• I don't want to say that there is a friendship developing, but much closer together than those two down there in the Tiergartensenke could the two best friends in the world not be - and that for a repeated time!
• That is not a tame Haase (again wordplay on rabbit here) who is sitting in that Audi R8, that is a clingy nuisance, that is a bodyguard, that is a slipstram for Max Verstappen!
• I believe at the end of the year when Max Verstappen get's asked "who was the hardest competitor for you this year" then there wont fall the name norris nor Piastri nor Leclerc or someone else. The name Haase will deffinetly be named first there.
• They are CRAZY, Ollie! :D
• And of course we stay at this epic duel between Verstappen and Haase. Yes the other vehicles also great everything super we would like to show the so called "little guys", show moves from other vehicles, but as long as those two here - [breaks off to describe the overtake attempt happening] - well if we don't stay on that I believe we could shut down our TV Channel Nürburgring TV
and of course at the end:
• "Christopher Haase, Congratulations! Have you already exchanged Phone Numbers with Max or so, you seem to like eachother, no?
First words out of his mouth: "Again, it was just terrific" :)