honey baby sweetheart

I'm kinda hooked on you And in the mood for an obsession kaylyn • 24 • she/her • big dyke energy You are the girl I've been dreaming of ever since I was a little girl

[okaykaylyn]

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[junglejim4322]

New Years resolutions: do whatever i want forever

[depsidase]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

in drawing class yesterday we were doing a critique for our self-portraits, and one girl, who is like the coolest chillest stoner girl type imaginable, had drawn herself at the dentist holding that thing that sucks the water or of your mouth, and one person was like “what’s that you’re holding?” and she said “it’s mister thirsty.” and we all sat there for a second processing, and one boy said “…did you just call that thing mister thirsty?” and she was like “yeah, is that not what you call it?” and everyone shouted NO and she was like “i don’t know what you guys are on. it’s called mister thirsty.”

[tomatotext]

you’re laughing. that Etsy Witch just found out they have real magical powers instead of just being a scammer, and you’re laughing.

[doctorcocktopus]

Getting shot while literally dismissing people’s concerns about gun violence under a tent with the words “Prove me wrong” printed on all sides is the most fucking hilarious way to die

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[officialspec]

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

[officialspec]

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

[shinraalpha]

walkable cities also means cities with free accessible public bathrooms whilst we're at it

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

They did that last thing to my friend Dean Winchester btw.

[steveyockey]

a propos of nothing a quick shoutout to the canon “f” gender marker on sam’s california drivers license

[samwinchesterstan]

women <3

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[dealer-of-soup]

[jakemorph]

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

[maliketh]

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

[scoundrelnurlife]

This is so youth pastory

[jakemorph]

if your youth pastor is telling you about the holy grail you are probably being indoctrinated by the knights templar

[freakbylanadelrey]

who is this diva

[viledom]

[pyramidslayer]