something terrible has happened...

hit tumblr account inspired by the dissection of frederick chilton from hannibal nbc. he/him (21) i was dragged back onto this website kicking and screaming

[junkyarded]

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[fairycosmos]

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[just-sans-things]

i went to taco bell today and laid my peepers on the bajabeast that they get the teal soda from. needless to say i bit that thing like a dracula and brother i started sucking

[gastrapod]

[loiswasadevil]

That character in the background looks like Lois

[threedollarsdotcom]

you cant get anywhere by bottling it up. when youre around people who really do care, you have to let yourself open up or no one will ever know. you deserve better than praying for scraps be genuine or die

[real-language-facts]

metric foot fetish. i see a spondee and cum instantly

[deconstructivesurgery]

getting into this new kink thing called bugplay where i hit someone with a fly swatter a lot and then make them lick poison out of one of those round ant traps after peeling it open like a clam with a pearl inside!

ATTENTION EVERYONE: IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE YOU, YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW: if you live in canada the new poison control center number is 1-420-POISONME-XXX. hope this helps! Accidental poisonings can be deadly, and they happen when you least expect it- like when you're licking ant slime out of your partner's hand.

This has been a Sponsored Medical PSA from the Canadian Federal Government. thank yeu

[with-a-pretty-voice]

ifyou like my posts make sure togive it a reblag🫟

[deconstructivesurgery]

huh whuh?

[transtarks]

reblog this and put in the tags at least two (2) songs you are listening to on repeat right now

[deconstructivesurgery]

howling with laughter internally at work over this picture of a spotted necked otter lying belly-up in some fuckass river looking like a bloated corpse #hiscorpse

[deconstructivesurgery]

so, unfortunately, I completely fucked up and did not read the caption of this photo on inaturalist while getting hysterical about it on the clock during my break and this is in fact a dead otter :( he was not in fact resting. he looked like a corpse because he was in fact a corpse. i might be stupid

[lakevida]

got in the lyft and the driver said Hi Guys (just me) i say hii and like ten seconds pass before he goes I Said Hi Guys Because I Thought You Were Two People Getting In The Car. the truth come out: does lakevida is two people

[deconstructivesurgery]

howling with laughter internally at work over this picture of a spotted necked otter lying belly-up in some fuckass river looking like a bloated corpse #hiscorpse

[xanaxfarts]