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At this point if they actually wanted to make a unique retelling of Dracula, they should have Quincey as the main character, market it as a tragic Western/British romance, and then halfway through drop us into the plot of Dracula

weatherman667

Make a movie about Vlad the Impaler.

Poster has

Vlad

DRACULA

The story follows his life, is at worst he's a necessary evil, and he did bring out many great reforms, and protected Christendom.

The bloodthirstyness apparently comes from a cherry sauce he really liked, that actually looked a lot like blood. Not joking.

There WAS a lot of impaling, but most of them were boyars that were acting like robber barons, running the country like a mafia state.

decreare

Have Vlad kill a vampire at the end and smash cut to title screen for some actually decent irony and I'm sold. We can the leader of the enemy hordes as one.

weatherman667

Or have it be why he starts impaling.

decreare

Hell seeing that the hordes were Muslim, making the hordes vampires that need to be impaled to stay dead works for modern sensibilities

kanerallels

At this point if they actually wanted to make a unique retelling of Dracula, they should have Quincey as the main character, market it as a tragic Western/British romance, and then halfway through drop us into the plot of Dracula

weatherman667

Make a movie about Vlad the Impaler.

Poster has

Vlad

DRACULA

The story follows his life, is at worst he's a necessary evil, and he did bring out many great reforms, and protected Christendom.

The bloodthirstyness apparently comes from a cherry sauce he really liked, that actually looked a lot like blood. Not joking.

There WAS a lot of impaling, but most of them were boyars that were acting like robber barons, running the country like a mafia state.

decreare

Have Vlad kill a vampire at the end and smash cut to title screen for some actually decent irony and I'm sold. We can the leader of the enemy hordes as one.

superiorsturgeon

Schnarkos: Glimpses of the Future

Yang: WhaaaaAAAAAAT?!?!?! 🤯

Blake: You’re considering a relationship with both Jaune AND Pyrrha?!?! 😧

Weiss: I mean…I’m thinking about it…! 😣

Ruby: How exactly do you expect that to go…?

Weiss: 🤔

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Oscar: …do you, Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife…?

Jaune/Pyrrha: *wearing elegant dress armor with matching red and yellow corsages* We do…! 🥰

Oscar: …and do you, Weiss Schnee, take this man and woman to be your lawfully wedded husband and wife…?

Weiss: *8 1/2 months pregnant and wearing a maternity wedding dress* 🤰👰‍♀️

Weiss: *shifts bouquet to one hand and rubs her belly with the other* …well…I suppose it’s a bit late to say “No” now…! 😅

Jaune/Pyrrha: 😁

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Weiss: …I need to stop at the drug store before I decide…

decreare

Yess another one beleives that Weiss, despite being the smallest one, will be the one k locked up 24/7~

elvenelitism

decreare

@weatherman667 because my mental drivers update so shittitly I realize this is a act of love and grief. I know I would write my wlves as hyper emotional paradoxical beings "for the funny" but I have to ask does this Eldar know what they are doing. They are saying goodbye, how much they value them, and possibly pitty that they can not see them live any longer? The Eldar who probably call me insane but I woukd repsonse with "you would think a people that birth gods that they would understand the importance of action". I know eldar are supposed to be like that 24/7 but how people understand them comes off as "racist tsundere elves in space".

weatherman667

Beginning to ken the way they perceive the world.

decreare

Now that I do, I realize they're dumb motherfuckers. If they perceive us of having the lifespan of dogs and have actual future sight, how hard would it be to improve human-eldar relations with some divinity play? Unlike us when we get two dogs to fuxk and hope the child is a better one they can actively see the results. Yeah yeah free will and all but I doubt a village of humans takes up the same future-predicting bandwidth as a village of eldar. I bet a bored eldar xoudl do it half-heartedly and still have a success.

weatherman667

Now, THAT would have been write the Eldar.

decreare

I thought modern eldar are written with vaguness and "exactly as explicted" even if a craft world is being bombed into non existence. Wait cant they just do this on their maiden worlds? They're already suspectable to human infection

elvenelitism

decreare

@weatherman667 because my mental drivers update so shittitly I realize this is a act of love and grief. I know I would write my wlves as hyper emotional paradoxical beings "for the funny" but I have to ask does this Eldar know what they are doing. They are saying goodbye, how much they value them, and possibly pitty that they can not see them live any longer? The Eldar who probably call me insane but I woukd repsonse with "you would think a people that birth gods that they would understand the importance of action". I know eldar are supposed to be like that 24/7 but how people understand them comes off as "racist tsundere elves in space".

weatherman667

Beginning to ken the way they perceive the world.

decreare

Now that I do, I realize they're dumb motherfuckers. If they perceive us of having the lifespan of dogs and have actual future sight, how hard would it be to improve human-eldar relations with some divinity play? Unlike us when we get two dogs to fuxk and hope the child is a better one they can actively see the results. Yeah yeah free will and all but I doubt a village of humans takes up the same future-predicting bandwidth as a village of eldar. I bet a bored eldar xoudl do it half-heartedly and still have a success.

corpseprize

the reality of being a writer

heres how to fix it

weatherman667

The book doesn't hate you. Common mistake. It's easy to mistake the characters arguing in your head as a form of hate.

decreare

I take it this "hate" as the characters bot shutting the fuck up in your head as they start to complain about the story your trying to tell

elvenelitism

decreare

@weatherman667 because my mental drivers update so shittitly I realize this is a act of love and grief. I know I would write my wlves as hyper emotional paradoxical beings "for the funny" but I have to ask does this Eldar know what they are doing. They are saying goodbye, how much they value them, and possibly pitty that they can not see them live any longer? The Eldar who probably call me insane but I woukd repsonse with "you would think a people that birth gods that they would understand the importance of action". I know eldar are supposed to be like that 24/7 but how people understand them comes off as "racist tsundere elves in space".

ilikeanythingwater

Do you think Marinette would secretly be the dominat one in a realtionship between her and Chloe?

*looks at piles of work and school assignments* so this took me a while to answer because I was having an affair -

but, yes and no. yes, ladybug is dominant and Marinette is the 'I'm not letting you boss me around I just happen to love you a lot I'm going to let you go first but I control things behind' gf.

decreare

Oh right when I originally envisones this it was with the idea of Marinette having her arms wrapped around Chloe and telling her all the little things shes not actually terrible at while Chloe melts in her arms.

weatherman667

New Pope Speed Runs Schism By Excommunicating SSPX

Basically a Schism created after Vatican II, in resistance to it.

They've been trying to NOT Schism, but the Pope decided to excommunicate them.

Basically what I was playing at with the Texican Church, (but that's also a great vehicle to analyze the context of the Church in practical, physical contexts; as the believed meaning of Biblical passages is often completely divorced from reality if not looking into the context).

And for my Muricans trying to hold onto their faith.

List of SSPX Chapels in the USA - Traditional Mass

Runtime: 1:00:10

weatherman667

This caused me a minor frenzy of research, and I now have even more faith in Tyndale's Bible.

decreare

Whats wrong with king James?

weatherman667

@decreare

I want to redo my werewolf cleric, exactly the same, but slightly different,

and your monk/warlock hybrid got stuck in my craw. I'm going to have to try it out. I'm thinking Gnome, and I can probably get 19 AC without armour.

weatherman667

She's honestly OP. She is one of the most capable in combat, just shy of the dedicated tanks, and shoots like a tank at range, hitting like a Rakehell using nothing but sneak attacks.

And she has the Dex to lockpick/disarm traps.

And has the Wisdom for Insight and Perception.

And has the Charisma to Persuade her way through the game.

decreare

Holy fuck my original idea was to play a punch robot with machine gun hands. That sounds wild.

weatherman667

And, reminder that I'm playing as a Gnome.

decreare

Use using fiend fireball as a cannon shot?

Also being a gnome is even better because you can be thrown at people like a ballistic murder missile. Or you can larp as a fighting companion robo like medabots or LBX. Also the classic nut uppercut. I want to be a large size class to physically move things around but there's advantages to being small too, like role-playing as the xenomorph. Every mission is Die Hard in X!

weatherman667

@decreare

I want to redo my werewolf cleric, exactly the same, but slightly different,

and your monk/warlock hybrid got stuck in my craw. I'm going to have to try it out. I'm thinking Gnome, and I can probably get 19 AC without armour.

weatherman667

She's honestly OP. She is one of the most capable in combat, just shy of the dedicated tanks, and shoots like a tank at range, hitting like a Rakehell using nothing but sneak attacks.

And she has the Dex to lockpick/disarm traps.

And has the Wisdom for Insight and Perception.

And has the Charisma to Persuade her way through the game.

decreare

Holy fuck my original idea was to play a punch robot with machine gun hands. That sounds wild.

wary-taru

Dragon Faunus Yang 💛 🐉

My kofi 💕

decreare

When Yang losses her arm i wonder if she ends up hating her tail

fatallybsessedart

Daddy's Girl Emerald

Next most influenced would be Illia (Maybe Vernal would be just as influenced but I really wanted to make her spy outfit a high cute leotard.)

I see Jaune adopting Neon, then finding Illia and then Adam (Poor boy is sacrificed to his towns army of Arc Women like Ren, Mercury and Oscar) Illia in turn is raised by a human and the same way Blake became her obsession in canon Neon would here and you can bet the catgirl would use that to her advantage and for fun.

decreare

Dear christ what giving (Arc) meat does to a skinny bitch. Its almost like mama arc is casting fertility magic on them

paksthestoic

thinking about eva stratt crafting a coffin for her friends. the very best coffin, full of every piece of pirated media the entire world has to offer. crafted for maximum comfort, this coffin, with every bit of authority available to her, which is all of it.

and then thinking about all the people who call her cold or uncaring or clinical about what she has to do to save earth. eva stratt, who had silly t-shirts and vodka and favorite meals stored in the Hail Mary and treated with the same level of importance as the finely tuned equipment and the centrifuge the entire planet relies on for salvation.

and then thinking about eva stratt nodding and saying, “yeah, I’m pretty awful. that’s why i’m in charge” with a neutral expression and even believing it. as if crafting the most beautiful coffin and homage to her soon-to-be dead friends won’t haunt her always.

thinking about eva stratt being the first person on the “eva stratt is a monster” train, welcoming ryland grace aboard and knowing she believed in him more than anyone else.

it’s fine, really it’s fine and normal and eva stratt makes beautiful coffins for the people and things she cares about.