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@tulips-n-roses | dee gotta comfort panke in these trying times u-u
Wow, this blogs hit its first year. To commemorate, I’ll stop procrastinating.
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Something in the vast and wretched thing seemed to change, For a second. Or rather- Less than a second, Really. Just a brief flicker of a hint, Distant but visible, If just barely. Glimpsed for a hardly even a moment. Though chilling and intense as they were, There was a certain…Faltering, In those faintly luminescent pale eyes. The barely noticeable spasm of small, Sharp pupils. A slight twitch and the backwards folding of those rudimentary-looking ears, A retraction of a few bared teeth, With a shift in that awful smile. The eager clawed hands, Despite their tendency to fidget, Wander and search, Albeit sometimes slowly…Were now still.
Completely and utterly still.
Like the way all falls calm and silent, Before a particular sort of storm.
“ … I s e e .
Hr r rhff.
Very well, Then. ”
There had previously been a odd sort of warmth, To his voice. Not one that would settle the nerves by any means, But…It was pleasant, At least. Now though, It was difficult to decide what was worse. The way he had sounded so welcoming and- Albeit concerning -eager before, Or the chill which had replaced that sense of potentially friendly ardor now.
With that low and growling huff, It had simply…Vanished.
The contrast was stark. Something had shifted, But in the moment, It was impossible to tell what that meant. Or what it would mean. That silence and stillness felt like hours, Instead of seconds. And when he spoke again, His words were soft, And his tone was hushed…But that just made it worse.
“You have a lot of nerve, Coming in here and asking for favors in such a fashion. And after casting your doubts at my works, No less.
…Hmhm. Oh, Ye of little faith.
So tell me…What makes you so bold, As to come- With a mask of such certainty might I add, Into my kingdom? You don’t seem to understand.
Surely, You’ve gathered by now that this is not your land.
I ask you this; Are your senses failing you…
Or are you simply refusing to listen to them?
You’re in strange waters, Friend...
It might do you good, To acknowledge it.”
The tension is so thick, one can almost cut it with a knife. There’s danger in the air, and the Steel guardian reflectively takes a step back at the shift in expression, those narrowed eyes widening a touch as the chill set in.
It’s entirely too much like his dealings with another, detestable man he knows. His eyes slide to one side, avoiding contact as he speaks, hands shoved into pockets to hide the way they’ve curled into clenched fists. There’s a hard knot of anxiety twisting around inside of him---and it wars with annoyance and anger both, that want to snap a retort that would fit---if this WERE his Enoch.
“I am aware that you---are not---the man I am not accustomed to. He is not so cordial, and is quite fond of condescending remarks, and belittling others for his own amusement. That aside; I was not asking for favors.
I was informing you that I wished to pursue a business transaction.
If such a thing is not possible, then I will take my leave, and get out of your... proverbial hair, so you may continue whatever it Is I may have interrupted.”
If you HAD to choose a partner of those available, top picks in order?
The Queen is the only person he could really envision making an attempt with, and that is largely due to the fact that he believes Hugo deserves to have a ‘complete family’. He once considered Enoch---but the man became quite insufferable early on in their attempt to make dreams reality, and now Dedan can hardly even stand to be in the same room as him for any length of time.
*gives dedan a actual cake*
The past false cakes he has been given have made him poorly receptive and very distrustful of cakes that come from a source he doesn’t know.
Any, ah.., romantic escapades you would like to share with the class?
Time issues aside, the other problem is that he doesn’t have that many options. Consider the fact that the population of the zones is 99% frightened humans that he once considered to be his children, and the other 1% consists of himself, a bird, two cats, a weird merchant, the fat fuck, the queen, and the prince.
On occasion, there’s a bat-swinging maniac-
-but Dedan doesn’t want anything to do with that.
Lord Dedan, have you ever seen Japhet ever try to pick up *chicks,* or talk to any other birds as if they were like him?
This was a really weird question. He’d like you to leave now.
Dedan, the evolution of Pac- Man ~BloodSpatteredLeaves
Pacdan, now available on windows and Android, no fee required to download.
*hands you a frosted cake but when you go to cut into it it's just raw meat made to look like cake*
meat helps build your muscles so if you just lift weights or something you can eat all the meat you want and you'll be absolutely swole in no time to boot
what's dedan drinking? cola of some kind? meat?
Warning: guaranteed to put you down faster than you can say ‘ALMA’.
I think thats enough computer time for Dedan
The time for computers has ended---the time for drinking is NOW.
Hey have you heard of paheal? Search your name on it- it’s a really funny website
To think that you would play such a prank on this unsuspecting man...for shame.
Just play minecraft dedan, it's much easier
Look, he’s barely got internet strong enough to send email from one zone to another and the most demanding games he has are Frogger and Pinball.
You got any other games on your computer? Minesweeper doesn't seem to be your forte..
He can’t get enough peace and quiet for Minesweeper, so he switched.
Dedan’s not happy about it, though.
Yo what’s your current status on minesweeper
He was SO close to the end---only thirty or so tiles were remaining, damn it!
Do you actually know how to play minesweeper or are you just pushing buttons like the rest of us?
“GET OUT AND STOP DISTRACTING ME ALREADY!!!!!!”