{♚}King Of Dreamland.

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★ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ @starprotectcr

Tʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. Fᴜᴍᴜ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴛɪʀᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏɴ ᴀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴀs ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴇxʜᴀᴜsᴛᴇᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇ ʜᴀʀᴅ ʟᴀʙᴏʀ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ғᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴜʙᴍɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ ғᴏᴜʀ, sᴇᴠᴇɴ.

Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴇɴ ɪɴ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏɴᴅᴇ ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴇxᴄʀᴜᴄɪᴀᴛɪɴɢʟʏ ᴇxʜᴀᴜsᴛᴇᴅ. Tʜɪs ᴡᴀs ᴅɪsᴘʟᴀʏᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀɢs ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇs.

Hᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ᴄᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴛᴇᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜᴛʜ ᴡᴀs sʜᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴇxʜᴀᴜsᴛᴇᴅ sʜᴇ ᴡᴀs. Hᴇ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴇʏᴇʟɪᴅs ᴅʀᴏᴏᴘᴇᴅ ᴀs ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sʜᴜᴛ.

{♚} - ❝ I ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍɪʟᴋ, Gᴏʟᴅɪᴇ ʟᴏᴄᴋs!❞ Tʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴍᴘᴏᴜs ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴ sʜʀɪᴇᴋᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ Fᴜᴍᴜ's ᴇᴀʀs ɪɴ ᴏʀᴅᴇʀ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʀᴛʟᴇ ʜᴇʀ. ❝ Dᴏ ɪᴛ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ɢɪʀʟʏ. Aɴ' ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ǫᴜɪᴄᴋ! ❞

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smcrtone

“Royalty, hm?” The rabbit-like Monster inquired, arching a brow at the other. He may not had much experience with royalty aside from one particular princess, but he was sure they should carry themselves better then this fellow was doing. He didn’t move. Not one inch.

   “I thought royalty was supposed to show respect for visitors in their country.”

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{♚} - ❝ Hᴀʜ! A VISITOR?! ❞  Kɪɴɢ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ sᴄᴏғғᴇᴅ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ. ❝ Y'sᴜʀᴇ ʏ'ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴇsᴛ, ᴄᴏᴛᴛᴏɴ ᴛᴀɪʟ? ❞

Hᴇ sᴏᴏɴ sᴛɪғʟᴇᴅ ʜɪs ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇғᴜsᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs ᴡᴀʏ. Hɪs ᴄʜᴏʀᴛʟᴇ ᴍɪɴɢʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏғ ᴀ ʟᴏᴡ ɢʀᴜᴍʙʟᴇ, sᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴠᴀʟ.

❝ Wʜᴀᴛ?! Qᴜɪᴛ Yᴀᴋɪɴ' ᴀɴ' ᴠᴀᴍᴏᴏsᴇ, ʜᴀɪʀʙᴀʟʟ! ❞

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lombardiisms

Falco smirked widely, it was as if time stopped in the most opportune moment for Falco, said moment being immediately after Dedede had spoken. He tackled Dedede, planting his beak against the king’s. The tackle as sudden, but the outcome was benign and rather soft.

After a moment, he pulled away, a big crimson blush on his beak, he looked up at Dedede, pouting and looking to the side after a few moments as if he was ignoring the king’s body. “I… missed ya a lot, okay?”

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Bᴇɪɴɢ sᴏ ᴀᴄᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙʀᴜᴛɪsʜ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢs, Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴄᴋʟᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ʜɪs ʙᴀᴄᴋ. Iᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ʜɪᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇɴ ʜɪs ʙᴀʙʏ ʙʟᴜᴇs ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴀ ɢʟɪᴍᴘsᴇ ᴏғ ᴅᴇᴇᴘ ʀᴇᴅ ᴅɪᴅ ʜᴇ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ.Tʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴇᴀᴋs ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴇsɪᴛᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴇsᴛᴜʀᴇ.

{♚} - ❝ Yᴇᴀʜ? I ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ʏᴀ. ❞ Tʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ᴛᴇᴀsᴇᴅ. ❝ Yᴀ ᴏᴜɢʜᴛ’ᴀ’ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛ’ᴍᴇ, ᴇʏ, ᴀᴄᴇʀ? ❞

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askdeleine

“Oh, just thought I’d pay a long-due visit! It has been a while, after all.” Adeleine beamed. Too long of a while, she thought to herself. “Now, my painting’s been going pretty fine– made a decent living off of it! And I’ve learned how to do some cool new stuff, too, if you’d like to hear!”

As a matter of fact, that was how she had arrived; through one of her portal paintings. Even though there may have been a mishap or two beforehand… At least now she knew to keep the perspective at ground level while painting those portals.

★ᵈᵉᵈᵉᵈᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵃʳˢ

{♚} - ❝Yᴇᴀʜ! Hɪᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴇʀ ʙᴇsᴛ sʜᴏᴛ!❞ 

Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ғᴇᴡ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ Aᴅᴇʟᴇɪɴᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. Sᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ᴏғғᴇʀᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪɴᴄʟɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ʜᴇʀ ᴏғғᴇʀ.

Kɪɴɢ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴏʙʟɪɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴜʀʙɪᴅ ʙᴇɴᴇᴀᴛʜ, ᴀᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴅᴇᴀʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʜɪᴍ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs.

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bowserjnr

“Heh, so you just wanna ignore me, uh? Fine. I don’t care! But I warn you, if you try anything on me, my dad’s gonna be mad at you!” Junior said, smiling. “Follow me. He’s at the Castle. I doubt you know all the way through it to the main chamber, do you?” he teased, starting to walk towards his home.

The small prince knew exactly what kind of guy was Dedede, but wondered what was his business with his dad exactly. Junior, despite being so young, cared about what his father was doing and if it was indeed a good idea. In anyway, he planned on learning what these were up to.

★ᵈᵉᵈᵉᵈᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵃʳˢ

❝ Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴋɪᴅᴅᴏ. I'ᴍ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛ'sᴇᴇ ʏᴇʀ ᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴀɴ sᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇsᴄᴏʀᴛ. ❞ 

Tᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀʟɪɴɢs ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪɢʜᴛ ʀᴏᴘᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ's ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴅɪsᴅᴀɪɴ. Fᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ, ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴄᴇssᴀʀɪʟʏ ᴅᴇsᴘɪsᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғᴀᴛʜᴇʀ.  

Tʜᴇ ᴀᴠɪᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴡ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴇᴛ ғᴏᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ Bᴏᴡsᴇʀ's ᴄᴀsᴛʟᴇ sᴏ ɴᴏ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴜʀɴ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴅᴏᴏʀs. Oғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ Bᴏᴡsᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴠɪsɪᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ɪɴ Dʀᴇᴀᴍʟᴀɴᴅ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ Jᴜɴɪᴏʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ.

Tʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ sɪɢʜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜʀɪᴏᴜs ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ's ᴇʏᴇs ᴀɴᴅ, ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʜᴀʀsʜ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ, ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ʜɪs ɢʟᴏᴠᴇᴅ ғʟɪᴘᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ʀᴜғғʟᴇ ʜɪs ᴛᴜғᴛ ᴜᴘ. Tʜᴇ ɢᴇsᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ғᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀғғᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴜʀᴛᴇᴏᴜs ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ.

{♚} - ❝ Iᴛ's ᴏᴋᴀʏ, sᴏɴ. Wᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴊᴜs' ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴛᴀʟᴋ.❞ Aғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs. 

Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ɢᴇsᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴅ. Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɪᴍpᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛʟʏ ʜᴜʀʀɪɴɢ ʜɪᴍ ᴏɴ.

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★ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶠᵒʳ @monarchspunchingbag

Bᴀʙʏ ʙʟᴜᴇs ᴡɪᴅᴇɴᴇᴅ. Tʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀʀᴅʟʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ɢᴇᴛ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴏᴡ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʜɪs ᴍᴏʟʟᴜsᴋ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘᴜʟʟ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ғᴇᴍɪɴɪɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇssᴇs. Hᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴛᴜɴɴɪɴɢ. Aʙsᴏʟᴜᴛᴇʟʏ sᴛᴜɴɴɪɴɢ. Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴғᴇss ᴛʜɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ʟᴏᴜᴅ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ. Hᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴ ᴇɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇᴅ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴀʟʟ.

Dʀᴇssᴇᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ғᴀɴᴄɪᴇsᴛ ɴᴀᴠʏ ʙʟᴜᴇ ғᴏʀᴍᴀʟ-ᴡᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴡᴀɪᴛᴇᴅ ʜɪs ʙʀɪᴅᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟᴛᴇʀ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs sᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀsᴛʟᴇ, Wᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ Dᴇᴇs ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴜᴅɪᴇɴᴄᴇ. As ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ.

Asᴛᴏɴɪsʜɪɴɢʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴡɴs ғᴏʟᴋ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ. Dᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ғɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ's ᴍᴇᴛʜᴏᴅ ᴏғ ʀᴜʟᴇ ᴅɪsᴛᴀsᴛᴇғᴜʟ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ.

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@dededeofthestars

Oh dear, the king that brought him so much nervousness… Hoping the King would not act cold to him for changing his loyalty and work to Meta Knight, he greeted the King.

“G…Good evening, You’re Majesty. What brings you to the Halberd today, dee…?”

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★ᵈᵉᵈᵉᵈᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵃʳˢ

{♚}- ❝I'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛ'sᴇᴇ Mᴇᴛᴀ Kɴɪɢʜᴛ. ❞

Tʜᴇ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ᴛᴜʀɴᴇᴅ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴀᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ sᴀɪʟᴏʀ. 

Hɪs ᴇʏᴇs ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴅᴜʟʟ ʜᴜᴇs ᴀs ʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Wᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ Dᴇᴇ. 

Hᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴏsᴇɴ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ Mᴇᴛᴀ Kɴɪɢʜᴛ. Exᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ᴅɪsᴀᴘᴘᴏɪɴᴛᴇᴅ. Tʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀʀɴ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴘᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ʜᴇ sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇᴅ. 

As ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ɪᴛ ʟᴇғᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘɪᴛ ᴏғ ʜɪs sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ; ʜᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴏʟᴅ ʜɪs ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. Sᴡᴀᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏɴ.

Aᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ʜɪs ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋᴇʀ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴀᴛᴇʟʏ.

[dededeofthestars-blog]

Hi great King! It's me! Waddle Dee number 65282!

@askwaddledee

{♚} - ❝ Wᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ Dᴇᴇ! _I ᴡᴀs ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴ' ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ʏᴀ ᴛ'ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏɴᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ. ❞

[ask-meme-addicts]

“Gravity Falls” sentence meme: Weirdmageddon Edition

❝ Set the world aflame with your weirdness. ❞

❝ Surrender now, or face my tantrum! ❞

❝ Any object with more than three sides is sinful. ❞

❝ I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. ❞

❝ Not one person has… gotten in my mouth. I don’t care anymore. I just… I gotta call my mother. ❞

❝ Have we formally met? ❞

❝ On second thought, I’m gonna run like a coward now. ❞

❝ If I die, I wanna die hugging. ❞

❝ Whoa, sorry - touchy subject. ❞

❝ Why are you just ignoring me? That’s seriously rude to just ignore someone like this. ❞

❝ I’m gonna wear your butt on my foot like a rhinestone slipper! ❞

❝ That punch is probably blood! And that glitter rain is probably ground up bones, or babies, or something. ❞

❝ Now, come have rad snacks served by awesome penguins. ❞

❝ Jean-Paul Sartre postulated that every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance - totally righteous, bro! ❞

❝ I ate a rat for dinner. ❞

❝ Not now, sweetie, the grownups are talking. ❞

❝ You can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity! ❞

❝ Ha! Freedom! Freedom to punch! ❞

❝ I’ve been wandering the plains like a desperado, helping strangers. I guess there’s some folk songs about me now? ❞

❝ You know, you’re so much smarter than like everyone else. ❞

❝ The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. ❞

❝ I’m talkin’ to you, man! You don’t have to make a big deal outta this! ❞

❝ This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is upside-down, and I reign supreme! ❞

❝ For once, stop listening to your head and listen to your heart. ❞

❝ Your unicorn is being towed. ❞

❝ Fighting children is boring, but fighting a chaos god sounds fun! ❞

❝ Ah! Help! The nachos tricked me! ❞

❝ So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop. ❞

❝ And here I thought today couldn’t get any better! ❞

❝ There are eyes everywhere! ❞

❝ This very unrighteous dude thinks that reality is better than fantasy. But reality is bogus, lame and whack. ❞

❝ Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sensed skin puppets! ❞

❝ Heartbreak. Disaster. Broken promises. That’s reality for you. ❞

❝ Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible. ❞

❝ You’re scared of growing up. And who could blame you - I’m scared, too. ❞

❝ We punch what we don’t understand! ❞

❝ Don’t be a hero, kid. This is what happens to heroes in my world. ❞

❝ I like skateboarding, supporting my sister, and punctuating every sentence with a high five! ❞

❝ You’d fit right in with my freaks! ❞

❝ I have a doctorate degree in hunkiness! ❞

❝ Now that I have her in a cage, she’ll learn to love me! ❞

❝ Guess it’s sort of cool the paranoia paid off. ❞

❝ Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. ❞

❝ Have I actually been listening to the same song for an entire week? ❞

❝ If you were older you’d be like, my dream guy. ❞

❝ She couldn’t even look me in the eye. ❞

❝ This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we’ve got a situation! ❞

❝ Do it, kid. Do some brilliant thing that takes me down right now. ❞

❝ Wiggity-wiggity what’s up, dudebros? ❞

❝ Things with one eye are weird! ❞

❝ I was never there for you, but in this world, I can be. ❞

[ohmyaranea]

send a ‘✖‘ along with why you’re hesitant to roleplay/talk to me.

either on anon or not. 

[vanitysuggestion]

I love myself more than I hate you.

[dededeofthestars-blog]

I've been waiting for this~! Your Majesty, have you used the sex toys enough to make them worth the money you've brashly spent on them?

@temp-anonymous

NFSW ANON HOUR

send my muse nsfw related questions and they HAVE to answer them

{♚}- ❝ Uʜ,…ᴛʜᴀᴛ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ’s ғᴏʀ Gᴏᴏɴɪᴇ. Hᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘs ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏғ ᴍ’ᴄᴀsʜ ᴀɴ’ ᴀʟʟ. _

 ᴵˢ ʰᵉ ᵗᵃᶫᵏᶦᶰ’ ‘ᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᶠᵒᵒᶫᶦᶰ’ ᵃʳᵒᵘᶰᵈ﹖﹗

 Aʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ғɪɴᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀ ɪs…

  ɴᴏ! Yᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴛʜᴇɴ!❞

[dededeofthestars-blog]

@killallsquishies

Cᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ |★|

{♚}- ❝ Sʟᴏᴡ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴀ sᴇᴄ, ᴛɪɴ ᴄᴀɴ. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ ʏᴀ ᴊᴜs' sᴀɪᴅ? Rᴀᴛ?_

Sᴏ ʏᴀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴇsᴛ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ ᴛᴏᴏ, ʜᴍ? Hᴏᴡ'ᴅ ʏᴀ ᴅᴇᴀʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ? Wʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ᴛʜɪs ʀᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ? Bᴇᴛ'ᴄʜᴀ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ʏᴀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ ᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴇɴᴅ ɪᴛ sʜᴏᴏᴛɪɴ' sᴛʀᴀɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀᴛ ʏᴀ! ❞

[dededeofthestars-blog]

@that-little-moo

Cᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ |★|

Tʜᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʟʏ ᴍᴏɴᴀʀᴄʜ ɢʀɪᴍᴀᴄᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇxᴛᴇɴsɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴀs ʜɪs ᴇʏᴇs sᴛɪʟʟ ʜᴀᴅ sᴛɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴅᴊᴜsᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅɪɴɢs sɪɴᴄᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴘʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʜɪs sʟᴜᴍʙᴇʀ.

Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ʟᴀᴛᴇ, ɴᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄʜɪʟʟʏ ᴏᴜᴛ, ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏ ʜᴀᴅ sᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇʜᴀɴᴅ. Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏᴏ ʟᴀᴢʏ ᴛᴏ sᴡᴀᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴏᴜᴛ sᴏ ʜᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ sᴇᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.

{♚} - ❝ Fɪɴᴇ. Yᴀ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ғɪᴠᴇ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs. Fɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs. Tʜᴀᴛ's ᴀʟʟ, ɢᴜᴍʙᴀʟʟ. ❞ 

Hᴇ ᴇᴍᴘʜᴀsɪᴢᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʟɪᴍɪᴛ. Nᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴛɪᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴀs ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏᴢᴇ ᴏғғ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ. Nᴏ. Hᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪsʜ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢʀᴏᴡ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ɪᴛ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴍɪɴᴅ sʜᴀʀɪɴɢ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ.

[monarchspunchingbag-blog]

Closed RP: Zombie AU: If its just us...

[dededeofthestars-blog]

monarchspunchingbag

-Escargoon stared up at Dedede in dismay. The quilts were still over his shell as his tearful eyes pleaded for help. He knew it was stupid to try and seek comfort in his majesty but very often the lavender assistant, especially managed to find some comfort in the other male. Even if sometimes it was rewarded with a punch to his stalks.

When his highness went to hit the younger male he ducked and even yelped, but thankfully the king hadn’t gone through with it.-

“It’s the Waddle Dees! They’re they’re…”-A tear fell down his stalk and onto his face, preventing him from speaking. He chocked on a sob. How pathetic. He of all people was getting upset about those useless guards.

Finally the male was able to spit it out.-”The Waddle Dees are- they’re sick. I don’t know how to cure them, they just keep trying to take a piece outta’ of me!”-His eyes leaked. He had an idea that the penguin was going to  was probably going to make a joke about him being a snail now. But this was serious. Not even Escargon was going to crack a joke at this desperate time. Their lives were on the line.-

“They’re as green as a cucumber.”-Of course a simile was not too far though. After all it was a part of his dialect.-

“Oh your highness. What’re we going to do?! They’re going to break in and when they do, they’re going to eat us like tonight’s super.”-His muscles pulled down into a frown.-

★ᵈᵉᵈᵉᵈᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵃʳˢ

Wᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴀɪʟ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴀʟᴍᴏsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ ғᴇᴇʟ ɢᴜɪʟᴛʏ. Hᴇ ᴀssᴜᴍᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇᴀʀs ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴏᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ʜɪs ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʟʟᴜsᴋ.

Dᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ᴛᴏʀᴍᴇɴᴛɪɴɢ ʜɪs sᴇʀᴠᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇᴀʀs ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴠᴇʀ sᴛᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴜɴᴅᴀʀɪᴇs ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴀ ʜᴀʀᴍʟᴇss ɪɴsᴏʟᴇɴᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀʙᴜsɪᴠᴇ ʙʀᴜᴛᴇ. Hᴇ ᴡᴀs sᴛᴇᴘᴘɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜɪɴ ɪᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ. Nᴇᴠᴇʀᴛʜᴇʟᴇss, ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sɴᴀɪʟ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs. Hᴇ ᴀᴘᴘᴇᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀɪsᴛɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴛɪᴍᴏʀᴏᴜs. Sᴜʀᴇ Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ ᴡᴀs ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴇʀʀɪғɪᴇᴅ ᴏғ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ's ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs.

❝Yᴀ ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ᴏғ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴ'ᴀ'ᴄʟᴏʙʙᴇʀɪɴ',...ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴀ?❞

Iᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇɴ ʜɪs ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴀɴᴅ sɴᴀɪʟ ʙʟᴜʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Wᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ Dᴇᴇs. ❝Wʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴏᴡ? Tʜᴇ Wᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ Dᴇᴇs? ❞

Hᴇ ʙᴇɢᴀɴ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴀᴛɪᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. Oʙʟɪᴠɪᴏᴜs ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs ʙᴇᴅʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴅᴏᴏʀ.

❝Tᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ!❞

Aᴛ ғɪʀsᴛ ʜᴇ ʙᴜʀsᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜʏsᴛᴇʀɪᴄᴀʟ ʟᴀᴜɢʜᴛᴇʀ. ❝Tʜᴇ WADDLE DEES?! Tʜᴇᴍ ᴄʀɪᴛᴛᴇʀs ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ-ʜᴏʟᴇ! Tʜᴇʏ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ I ɢɪᴠᴇ 'ᴇᴍ, ᴀɪɴ'ᴛ ɴᴏ sᴜᴄʜ- ❞ Tʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ᴡᴀs ʙᴇɢɪɴɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀss ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀᴅᴇ ᴏғ ᴢᴏᴍʙɪᴇ-ғɪᴇᴅ ᴡᴀᴅᴅʟᴇ ᴅᴇᴇs.

Bᴇᴀᴋ ᴄʟᴇɴᴄʜᴇᴅ sʜᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴏᴍᴘᴏᴜs ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴ ʟᴜɴɢᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ᴀᴛ Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ, ʟᴀʀɢᴇ ᴀʀᴍs ᴛʜʀᴏᴡɴ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪs sʜᴇʟʟ. 

{♚} - ❝Esᴄᴀʀɢᴏᴏɴ, ʜᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ!❞ 

[dededeofthestars-blog]

@grunkle-stud​

Cᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇᴅ |★|

Kɪɴɢ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴀᴄʀᴏss ʜᴜᴍᴀɴs ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ. Tʜᴏᴜɢʜ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀs ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴀs ʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ. Hᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ʜɪᴍsᴇʟғ ɪɴᴛʀɪɢᴜᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴛ. Tʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʜɪs ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴄʟᴀsʜ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀғᴏʀᴇᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢs.

{♚}- ❝ Wʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀʀᴅs ᴘʟᴀɴᴇᴛ ɪs ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ? _

Tᴀʟᴋɪɴ' ᴘᴇɴɢᴜɪɴ?! Iᴛ's Kɪɴɢ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ ᴛ'ʏᴏᴜ, sᴏɴɴʏ! ❞

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    “Y-you, err… you’ve got a point there, uhm, your majesty…”

  They had worked together as allies during the whole Subspace war, where introductions and small talk weren’t exactly top priority. It was high time they took the time to actually get to knowone another. Twiddling his fingers, Luigi went silent for a moment, deciding on how best to begin. When he spoke again, the green-capped plumber wore a timid, yet warm smile.

    “W-well, you know I’m-a Luigi. I’m my bro’s bro– Mario’s younger twin, eheh. You’re, ahh… the King of Kirby’s world, huh? What’s it like?”

★ᵈᵉᵈᵉᵈᵉᵒᶠᵗʰᵉˢᵗᵃʳˢ

{♚}- ❝'Cᴏᴜʀsᴇ I'ᴍ ʀɪɢʜᴛ!❞

Sᴍᴜɢ.ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴛᴜɴᴅ ᴀᴠɪᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ'ᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʙᴜᴛ sᴍɪʀᴋ ᴜᴘᴏɴ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀs 'ʜɪs ᴍᴀᴊᴇsᴛʏ'. ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟs ʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴀᴄʀᴏss ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs 'Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ' ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ.

Iɴᴅᴇᴇᴅ. Tʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴍᴇᴛ ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ɪᴅᴏʟ ᴄʜɪᴛ-ᴄʜᴀᴛ.

❝Yᴜᴘ! Tʜᴀᴛ's ᴍᴇ, Kɪɴɢ Dᴇᴅᴇᴅᴇ, Tʜᴇ Kɪɴɢ ᴏғ Dʀᴇᴀᴍʟᴀɴᴅ!_ Wʜʏ, ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ɢᴏɪɴ' ᴊᴜs' ғɪɴᴇ 'ᴛɪʟ Kɪʀʙᴇʜ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴛᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ. Dᴏᴇs ʏᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴏᴛʟɪɢʜᴛ? Bᴇᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs, ʀɪɢʜᴛ? ❞