One Step Closer.

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[moan-s]

[pr1nceshawn]

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

there is so much tragedy in the world like war and starvation and the outfits that disney channel actors wear 

please everyone a moment of silence

[soypresidencial]

I’ve already reblogged this today but I need to again because they’re /so/ bad

[0the-little-tree0]

Yeah, and they published this thing called D-signs. And it was so you could dress like the Disney characters…

[melancholy-introvert]

one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright

[kateordie]

Fact: I tried to kill myself when I was 18 and yesterday, at 26, I woke up to this exact thing.

[a-pastel-curiosity]

This gives me so much hope

[fluffygif]

Miss_poppet_the_samoyed on ig

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[the-secret-law]

The most powerful thing you can do right now is to be patient while things are unfolding for you.

[dedoublebeeie]

Abg’s are pretty though so you really aren’t one

Honestly girl that’s what I’ve been telling everybody

[idreamofjimmy]

[10knotes]

That’s true friendship right there.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[castlevanian]

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

[tabbran]

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

[themightyglamazon]

That was a wild goddamn ride

[wereralph]

god this was worth the read

[theinturnetexplorer]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

This professor gets extra credit.

[ruinedchildhood]

[90s90s90s]

1997 MTV Video Music Awards

[izzydoodledump]

[essenceofchaos]

They Look 10x Scarier.

[thelayback]

Wavy

[aroyalmind]

Yeah, this is scary lol especially the amoeba

[caribbeanpapi01-deactivated2016]

This is So Dope

[charlesoberonn]

New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.

Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.

A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.

He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.

[artigust]

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

[charlesoberonn]

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

[old-manrupee]

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

[charlesoberonn]

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

[erinye]

This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscover bird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!! 

[charlesoberonn]

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

[charlesoberonn]

Well then…

Let’s get to work.

[charlesoberonn]

Without further ado, and over a year in the making:

The final draft of the script

[pomeranian2]