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But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
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take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
this 👏
love like you.
There’s no place like home.
NO!!!!!!
its ok theyr a nice crown now
now that the drama is over i love looking at comments on The Post that r like “from evil predatory lesbians like u that treat bi girls as sex toys” bc like (1) u mean like what every man does w every woman ever (2) joke’s on u i’ve literally been on 1 date in my life, it was ~3 years ago (back when i ID’d as hetero) and it was with a dude who i then never spoke to again
how exactly can you know every man is bad if you’ve only been on one date??? sorry just like, the salt here. be there for your fellow lg/B/tqa+ people, otherwise you’re just like the people who stereotype and harass our culture.
Goddamn can I ever be bitter on my vent blog again w/o people crawling up my ass abt it
you're missing the point I'm trying to make honey, i can read the tags below the post just like anyone else. anyways, good vibes your way, I hope your perception on the world grows and you learn to love yourself ❤
accurate af
i’m gay because when i was 3 i sneezed and nobody said “bless you” and the devil entered my body and made me the sassy bitch i am today
There is a long silence as you wait by the window this afternoon. The sunlight makes all the dust particles visible, moving to and fro. Maybe you should buy new air filters.
You’ve been waiting for this day.
Note to boomers: no one speaks like this.
holy shit is this even real
have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP
I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.
this needs to be on everyone’s dash…
Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself
Michelle Obama 2020
Ok so I rly fucking need to clean my house. Do any other People With Depression™ have any tips or ways you motivate urself to clean? Because this feels like the hardest goddamn thing in the world even tho I know it’s not and I’m just continually frustrated with myself and have been for the past two weeks.
HOO BOY DO I HAVE DEPRESSION/EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION CLEANING TIPS
in no particular order (because I have depression and executive dysfunction):
1. If something sensory about cleaning bothers you, eliminate that before you start. For example, I wear gloves to do the dishes. If the sound of the vacuum bothers you, wear headphones and turn up the music. etc.
2. If you can, make a list of everything that needs to be done. Then acknowledge that you probably can’t do it all, and circle all the things that absolutely, no matter what, have to be done. Pick one (ONE! ONLY ONE! START WITH ONE!) of those things and break it down into smaller steps. Then even smaller steps. Seriously, if step one is “stand up” and step two is “walk to closet” and step 3 is “get mop”, that’s fine. It can be that small.
3. Take a break. “But I literally only started five minutes ago!” Don’t care. If you want a break, take a break. “At this point I’ve spent more time on breaks than I’ve spent on cleaning.” Ok, but you’ve spent more than zero time on cleaning, so you’ve accomplished more than you had at the beginning. “If I take a break it won’t get done!” If you burn out it won’t get done either. Take a break.
4. If nothing is working, try what I call bin cleaning/box cleaning. Take a big trash bag and a box. Pick up the first object you see. Step 1: Is it trash? Put it in the trash bag. Step 2: Will you use it in the next 2 days? No? Put it in the box. It’s a problem for Future You. If you’ll use it in the next 2 days, take time to put it away. Rinse and repeat.
5. Did you get distracted and forget what you were doing? Don’t worry about it. Just clean a thing. It doesn’t matter if it’s the thing you were cleaning before. You have to clean lots of things, so just pick a thing and clean it. Eventually you’ll get around to the thing you forgot.
6. If you have to do a thing you really hate, do a thing you like afterwards. I hate doing dishes, but folding laundry soothes me, so that’s a nice one to do afterwards. YMMV. If there are no cleaning things you like that you can do afterwards, see number 3.
7. Make it fun. Play loud music and dance while you’re cleaning. Wear something that makes you feel cute, or if you prefer, something comfy. Light your favorite candle. Whatever.
8. If it’s nice out, open a window. Seriously, it helps.
This is seriously so helpful, thank you.
I genuinely love all those unsubstantiated but also very earnest posts about Paris Hilton spotted at like radio conventions and politely + calmly interacting with the common folk and just generally being a surprisingly chill, benevolent force? Paris Hilton is my favorite cryptid
now that the drama is over i love looking at comments on The Post that r like “from evil predatory lesbians like u that treat bi girls as sex toys” bc like (1) u mean like what every man does w every woman ever (2) joke’s on u i’ve literally been on 1 date in my life, it was ~3 years ago (back when i ID’d as hetero) and it was with a dude who i then never spoke to again
how exactly can you know every man is bad if you've only been on one date??? sorry just like, the salt here. be there for your fellow lg/B/tqa+ people, otherwise you're just like the people who stereotype and harass our culture.
“Protect bi girls who are into men!” ….From whom
Mainly from lesbians who like to call us things like “dick worshipers”, “basically straight”, “bihets”, “cheaters”, “untrustworthy”, “breeders” and “traitors”.
from men asking if we’re into threesomes, from men who think we can’t say no sex bc we’re promiscuous, from the biphobia that we’ll inevitably face w/n our own relationships
And from you, apparently.
The holy trinity
self-destruction doesn’t always look like taking too many pills or cutting your skin open. sometimes it’s drinking coffee when you know caffeine gives you panic attacks. sometimes it’s crossing the street without looking both ways. sometimes it’s showering with the water a little too hot. sometimes it’s avoiding eye contact with your reflection in the mirror or ridiculing your problems rather than addressing them. sometimes it’s walking out without sunscreen in scorching heat and not wearing enough when it’s freezing out. self destruction isn’t always physical mutilation, mostly it’s masked as little things so never assume what someone may be going through just bc they don’t show you visible signs of suffering.