me gettin stabbed as usual

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[gamecubist]

[murderofsomeone]

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

[taacck]

picnic time

[vile-things]

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tumblr users will brand the entire genre of rap as too misogynistic and then go back to writing fanfiction of sanji from one piece

[vc-allthetime]

and jeffree knew just what to name him introducing manny star manny star followed jeffree star in true shadow form never leaving his side not even for a minute but manny star began to morph into jeffree star and people began…

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[lakevida]

tips for premature ejaculation? I also never eat fruit and think it’s disgusting

youre doomed in this life and the next farewell

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[screenshotsofdespair]

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[dogpuppy]

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

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