[colachampagnedad]

im wearing $1.4k in clothing rn…what a time to be alive 😴

[sonypraystation]

aye thats cool man, yo uh…turn ya location on

[deedeethornberry-blog]

Me at my second Rodeo

Me: This ain't my first Rodeo

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[snorlaxatives]

pistachios are undeniably the best nut and that’s that about that, ladies and gents

[costcoctossaint]

Pistachios are seeds buddy, not nuts

[snorlaxatives]

can it, nerd!

[kisskissfuckshitup]

sometimes there’s an ad on my dash and I don’t even realize it cuz yall shitpost so much that I can see a highly detailed graphic of rheumatoid arthritis and I just assume it’s the New Meme™

[11-19-96-deactivated20150123]

This is 9-year-old me at a friend’s sleepover man were we slammed.

[lord-kitschener]

[spikespiegell]

legit advice for ur perfect nude ..match ur lipstick color to ur labia color

[primadonnagril-deactivated20240]

How do I check while I’m at the store buying it

[spikespiegell]

wear a skirt so you can buss it open? quit living in fear?

[mcrlover94-deactivated20130813]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via marice_vargas)

[sentimental-apathy]

Quality content

[sadhoc]

“i’m in kind of a weird mental place right now” i say, as if there are times when i am not in a weird mental place

[dogsenpai]

me: *watching stranger things*

strange thing: *happens*

me:

[joshpeck]

[mockwa]

[zelly-fangirl]

just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

[nintentoadz]

it’s so sad that DC and Marvel have not and will never be able to hold a candle to Sky High (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell