-_- that me

anne-marie----------she/her/they/them--- save the bees

[hydro-homies]

[reducedlunch]

this video is so funny it transcends laughter i dont even feel like im alive after watching this

[videocraft]

[1dietcokeinacan]

My heart is so full

[ramenuzumaki]

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

what a vicious attack

[dashaibo]

Cats are actually really good at understanding kittens’ limits.

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i’m sorry. but it’s my beliefs that “html” is short for hotmail. thank you for being respectful

[politijohn]

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”

[constable-nugget]

My sister rescued one of those meme Kermit plushies from a thrift shop yesterday…the poor thing is pale/faded

Today I woke up to a text from her containing nothing but this

[schmergo]

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

[thefuzzhead]

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

[swarnpert]

*opens my pussy and it makes the sound of a soda can opening*

[dpdr-dreams]

When you start dissociating but you have a supporting friend

[cursedcatpictures]

[thetenderpassion]

[pucikat-deactivated20190223]

mouse be like ”Owo whats this” and its chease.

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

the CDC right now

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]