fuck canon

dee. regal tiger cub. they/them. also answering to Your Eminence. i used to have other fandoms but then regina mills happened.

[deemnfic]

cw: animal death

Boogie took a sudden downturn on Friday. Her kidneys went into acute failure. She was diagnosed with chronic kidney disease almost 4 years ago, and we'd been on watch for kidney things for years before that.

We said goodbye to her forever on Saturday. She died with the sun on her face and a breeze ruffling her fur and birds singing in the trees. I held her and read to her and told her she is the best Boogie to ever Boogie.

I had pictures of her in the queue and couldn't bear to do anything to interrupt the posts.

She was my best friend and she saved my life a thousand times. She loved me always and forgave me always. There's more to say about her--there's words forever to say about her--but I'm just not ready.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

[im-mender]

is it normal for social battery to look like this

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

[cannibalings]

big fan of a character seeking comfort in the arms of the thing that’s going to kill them. and i am psycologicalily normal too.

[errorschacha]

Well, it was nice to get a few years of somewhat decreased open public pressure for women to all have visibly dangerous restrictive eating disorders.

[womansfilm]

your ruthless efficiency in disembarking from this aeroplane has captivated me mademoiselle

[womansfilm]

i just read the caption for this unreleased newsreel footage more carefully... WHO wrote this lkasdjfaksjdfjlskjdfslkdfj

[womansfilm]

ok coming back to this (as one does) i didn't realize you can click the newsreel dates/codes and it'll pull up the source for the descriptions/captions . so 'bogey is there to protect bacall from hepburn, a notorious woman lover' was written by someone in the hearst metrotone news library in 1951..? ⚠️⁉️ i have a dozen more questions

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[pokeballvictimized]

A lot of the time there's a crucial fact about talking swords that people miss, which is that they can only ever be abandoned. See, a talking sword is a friend, a family member, even a lover who always wants to be closer to you. She always wants a greater share of your life, for you and her to intertwine deeper and deeper until you and your weapon are the same entity, a goddess of battle with no existence beyond the blade and the hand that wields it. No matter how far you fall, she'll be right there with you, even as everyone else leaves you, horrified by the monster that you've become. Or, perhaps, you stop before you get to that point. You lay down your sword, retire, seek an end to war, anything. But at a point, whether from age or wisdom or death, you no longer hold your sword, and thus she is left alone. And then, generations later, someone takes her up again, and she knows what lies in store. That one day, this one too will set her down, or die as a mortal, and she'll be alone again. There's no other fate.

[pokeballvictimized]

It is an act of cruelty to give a tool the ability to love.

[arachnixe]

The cursed sword thinks she can make you immortal if you only bathe her in enough blood. A little more. A little more. Let her help you awaken the demon in your soul and go on slaughtering together forever and ever in the name of love.

[devinellekurtz]

My very first tiger drawing and my latest

[formaldehydedoesstuff]

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

I love him.

[toasthaste-art]

me also. as well.

[partywithponies]

[partywithponies]

[caz-the-yarncromancer]

First time I see the full lyrics without it being take me to snurch (snail church)

[darrenpillowscriss]

What really makes this for me is that OP could have phoned it in on the chorus and just repeated the same fics, but no. They found a unique one every time. Class act.

[fairycosmos]

honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

[thedreadpiratecam]

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[aralintheobsessive]

getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?

[sailatina3]

"Let people have fun" im trying to save you from dog shit. Accept my selflessness.

[rocketbirdie]

there desperately needs to be a separate option to report ads for hijacking your touch screen or automatically launching your browser/app store the moment you scroll past it. "malicious" is not a strong enough word. i need the "go fuck yourself and die in a pit of boiling acid x10000" option

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"