Ellaine🙈

Just another girl who loves Jesus🌸

[delila-tzila]

[belovedpreciousinhim]

“When Shadrach, Meshach, & Abednego prayed to God & asked not to be put in the fiery furnace, God said “no” & allowed them to be put into the fire. But the ropes that bound their hands burned off. Sometimes God says “no” & allows you to be thrown into the fire so the things that bind you down will burn off. Whether its a toxic relationship, an addiction, a bad habit, doubts, guilt..sometimes the only way to be free from it is to go through the fire.”

— (via myheartbelongstochrist)

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[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[whisperswithgod]

When the Bible says “do not lean on your own understanding,” the Bible is being serious. Your heart is deceitful, your emotions fluctuate, your understanding does not see the overall, big picture.

God never lies, God never changes, God knows all

[deepanchoredhope]

Bible Study 101😍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5ckkK6HV3Y&feature=share

[deepanchoredhope]

Giveaway👇🏾🌻

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXhioTBSEbw&feature=share

Watch, share, subscribe, like❤️🌻❤️🌻

[deepanchoredhope]

Giveaway👇🏾🌻

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[stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates]

FOREVER REBLOG THE PRIVILEGE-POSTER GUY

[wadefeltonism-deactivated202106]

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

[mohawkmama]

It’s sad that there are only 13k notes on this..m

[thiccdaddy-mbaku]

put this on all 3 of my blogs

[lilmamabeyellin]

When Rihanna said “none of my ex’s are married or in happy relationships so it’s safe to say I wasn’t the problem” LMAOOOO I FELT THAT

[missytobi]

The minute you decide you’re done and you’re doing good, that’s when they wanna come back into your life

[socioceans]

A couple selfies made the cut 😇👑💕

[jesus-the-son-of-mary]

Martin discovers Tommy and Pam are dating.

[ithelpstodream]

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I need all of them.

[deonsraw]

Drop IG names and snapchat. I'll follow y'all

[nineteen90two]

Ig: flowerfulsoul SC: thereallifeofk

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Ig: yoniquenique Snapchat: yoniquenique

[deonsraw]

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[deonsraw]

IG and Snap: deonsraw Add and drop more

[wstcst-tre]

IG : westcoast_tre SC : officialtrey

[shvdyslim]

Snap: shvdyslim

[deepanchoredhope]

IG: ellaine.g.m SC: shy_moonlight

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

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Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[adropofdeleted-deactivated20130]

comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

un pharmachien

[gr0mhellscream]

why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

OH MY GOD

[deepanchoredhope]

😂😂funniest French joke I’ve read😂