Repping the Splatlands, we are DEEP CUT!

Shiver, Frye, and Big Man, taking our greatness to the next digital frontier! Yes, we do accept donations. //rp blog, blanket unreality warning!

[deepcutreal]

Hel-LO, Chumblr!

[F]: I'm Frye, bandit captain of Splatsville's own Deep Cut! If you don't know us... Who am I kidding? Of course you know us!

[S]: Shiver here. What Frye means to say is that we're the best musical group in Splatsville, as well as the hosts of Splatsville's Anarchy Splatcasts and Splatfests since Rock vs. Paper vs. Scissors.

[B:] ay! ayaaayayay. aay! [Right! Our music combines Onaga, Hohojiro, and Manta influences with that signature Splatsville punch! I'm Big Man, by the way. I type in Manta and Inklish!]

aay. ayayaayaaay, ay ay! [Let's see... I'm a composer (talk to me about music theory!), head of the Manda Ryuu dance school, and I love long swims on the beach!]

[S:] I'm Shiver. I'm the "leader" of Deep Cut (thanks to all the Shiver fans out there!), head of the Splatcast, lead singer, and a Stringer deadshot. Send me your shark pictures!

[F:] And I'm Frye! I'm our bandit captain, backup singer, Splatana hero, and foodie! I can get in and out of anywhere, and fast. If you want to swap recipes (or request my bandit skills), hit me up!

//ooc under the cut!

hi! i'm doof! i'm pretty new to the scene but happy to play my three favorite guys! i use colored text to indicate who is who, but i also use the tags [S:], [F:], and [B:], to distinguish them. i ship polycut on this blog! feel free to DM this blog or my main ( @doofisconfused )! if you have any questions or wanna discuss some roleplay ooc! or just to say hi :)

i'm a minor, so no NSFW please!

[deepcutreal]

[S:] And we're done!

[B:] aaaaaay! ay...(We're doooooone! Oh, a nap sounds so nice right now...)

[F:] I told myself I wouldn't rest until Summer Nights was over... But now Summer Nights is over! We're gonna take a power nap and get back to you when the results are in!

[S:] Thank you as always to our volunteer crew. It's a hard job, and we couldn't Fest without you.

[B:] ayay! aay - ay. (Thank you to everyone who fought in the Splatfest, too! Enjoy the sweet summer sunrise - you earned it.)

[skybreaker-inkling]

HAPPY SUMMER NIGHTS SPLATFEST EVERYONE!!!!! 🌟🌟

I’m on Team Land! You can always lean back on it, plus there are tons of types of land travel!!

OH YES I’m here with my bestie @nilathegreat too!!! He got me funnel cake :3

I hope everyone’s having a blast of a Splatfest!! 🎉

[deepcutreal]

[S:] Team Land!! Nice to see a friend on the CORRECT team.

[deepcutreal]

[S/F/B:] SPLATFEEEEST!!

[B:] ay! aaay... (Man, this is so fun! I love Summer Nights...)

[F:] Who has 0-2 thumbs and is crushing it? It's TEAM SEA!! Great job, everyone!

[S:] W-we're not done yet! We've still got a day left of Tricolor Turf Wars! Team Land can still land this victory.

[B:] ay! ayayay!! (Yeah! Just because we're Team Air doesn't mean our heads are stuck in the clouds!)

[F:] Careful, guys. Gettin' salty! Y'know. Like the Sea??? Aaanyway, we're taking a break from our performance and fighting a few battles ourselves!

[B:] ayayay!! aay. ay! (If you see us, come say hi! But, um, don't mob us, please. That's how our teammates will steal the win!)

[argo-for-naught]

Hey I know I’m usually apolitical but there is news of the creation of the Controlled People’s Protection Act (CPPA) going into legislation, which would be huge for satanized people like me.

It would

Make it easier for controlled peoples (this includes sanitized and fuzzy people alongside any other victims of ink control) to get citizenship in splatsville and get new documents.

Put more resources into treatment research and prevention ie an ink vaccine that could counter the ink viruses

Help controlled peoples readjust into society

This bill is facing some pushback though by many groups (ie grizzco) and so I need you guys to contact your representatives in order to help us! Please!

[tessatesstessie]

GUYS GUYS GUYS PLEASE. IM BEGGING YOU TO GO AND SUPPORT THIS.

as a researcher and protester for the CPPA myself i literally will BEG you to please reach out to your local reps to get this into legislation officially. im organizing a protest for it (as per usual, more details later probably) and i don't plan on being quiet about grizzco shutting several things related to the CPPA because that's just who i am we should know this by now just based off my record

there's also many foundations that are working to support sanitized and fuzzified people, so please check them out and make sure they are approved before donating or helping!!

please please please reblog this all over chumblr im literally begging you, this is so unbelievably important and i can't believe that like almost nobody is talking about it...

anyways, today is a great day to contact your reps and scream "fuck grizzco" from the rooftops! woohoo!!! thank you to everyone who reblogs this and gets it more attention, you're a good person and i love you

[trifecta-trifight]

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

[deepcutreal]

[F:] OH, IT'S ON!! Shiver, grab the amps! B-man, start writing! Boutta go Suffer No Fools on these shitheads!

[B:] aaaay... (Maaaan. I was really hoping to spend tonight working on my solo stuff.)

[S:] Hmm... But what to call it? Maybe we one of those old human proverbs! "Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It?"

[B:] ay, ayay!! (Eeew, no! I'm not naming my song after a fart!)

[F:] I don't care what it's called, we leave in ten!

[trifecta-trifight]

AYANO WHY IS DEEP CUT ON OUR LAWN???? Uhhh no reason? ':3 please don't hurt me I was just sillymaxxing-

[deepcutreal]

[S:] Huh. You weren't all in on this?

[B:] aaay... (Three on one feels a little unfair...)

[F:] Huh? We're still doing this, right? I mean, we came all the way here...

[trifecta-trifight]

I mean we didn't really plan on it- this was kinda just one of our members messing around. Sorry for making you come all this way, but since you took the time, grill them with song as much as you like- they deserve it.

[deepcutreal]

[S:] Oh, she's just whining. We didn't come that far, and she's always looking for an excuse to use the eels.

[F:] As much as we like!?

...Shiver, B-Man, you can leave if you want. I'm gonna be yelling 'till the sun goes up!

[trifecta-trifight]

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

[deepcutreal]

[F:] OH, IT'S ON!! Shiver, grab the amps! B-man, start writing! Boutta go Suffer No Fools on these shitheads!

[B:] aaaay... (Maaaan. I was really hoping to spend tonight working on my solo stuff.)

[S:] Hmm... But what to call it? Maybe we one of those old human proverbs! "Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It?"

[B:] ay, ayay!! (Eeew, no! I'm not naming my song after a fart!)

[F:] I don't care what it's called, we leave in ten!

[trifecta-trifight]

AYANO WHY IS DEEP CUT ON OUR LAWN???? Uhhh no reason? ':3 please don't hurt me I was just sillymaxxing-

[deepcutreal]

[S:] Huh. You weren't all in on this?

[B:] aaay... (Three on one feels a little unfair...)

[F:] Huh? We're still doing this, right? I mean, we came all the way here...

[trifecta-trifight]

HEY @deepcutreal! you're stinky >:3

[deepcutreal]

[F:] OH, IT'S ON!! Shiver, grab the amps! B-man, start writing! Boutta go Suffer No Fools on these shitheads!

[B:] aaaay... (Maaaan. I was really hoping to spend tonight working on my solo stuff.)

[S:] Hmm... But what to call it? Maybe we one of those old human proverbs! "Whoever Smelt It, Dealt It?"

[B:] ay, ayay!! (Eeew, no! I'm not naming my song after a fart!)

[F:] I don't care what it's called, we leave in ten!

[skybreaker-inkling]

Guys… guys, I kinda sorta went on a date to The Shoal with the pretty girl I mentioned in my last post… 🫣

Turns out her name is Brynn, and she’s this super cool punk skater… she’s super kind under her punk demeanor though! 🥰 and she won me this cute shark plushie 🫶🥰

(If I can work up the courage, I’ll definitely ask to hang out again sometime! She even gave me her number so we can keep in touch…! 🫶✨)

(Also huge thanks to Frye of @deepcutreal for being the best wingwoman and helping me out!)

[deepcutreal]

[F:] FUCK YEAHHHHH!!!! Good job, girl!! You two are so cute together!!

[S:] Sigh... I wish my girlfriend would win me a shark plushie...

[F:] Like you don't have enough already??? Anyway, keep us posted! Big Man and I are invested now! (Shiver's still sulking about the shark, but she'll come around!)

[wolf-aid]

If a regional war breaks out between Iran and Israel, Gaza will be forgotten. We will continue to suffer this suffering and will not be mentioned in anything. We will be forgotten forever.

[wolf-aid]

The last days of my life are the worst. Iran is bombing Israel, and Israel is unable to do anything except bomb us in Gaza. This is clear injustice.

[wolf-aid]

I was very scared because the occupation forces shot at us last time, but we barely escaped. Please, my friends, the occupation forces’ planes are bombing as if they are doing nothing please donate

[wolf-aid]

My friends, the internet is hard to reach in Gaza. Please don't waste my efforts. We are close to 31,000. We will only have 500 euros left. Please donate to us and don't ignore me, please.

[punkitt-is-here]

Please help Ibrahim!!

[skybreaker-inkling]

Guys… I just saw the cutest girl pass by… she’s so cool and so pretty, what do I do??? ☺️🩵

[doofisconfused]

[F:] Ooooh, do you need a wingwoman??? I'm SO DOWN. Just, um. Maybe I need a disguise first. Maybe it's time to finally rock the totally-not-a-celebrity sunglasses and hoodie? But, like, a crop hoodie because it's too hot for that shit.

[skybreaker-inkling]

YOU’RE A LIFESAVER THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. But yeah definitely go with a disguise!!! I’m nervous I don’t wanna just waltz up to her and fumble this

[deepcutreal]

//OOPS reblogged from main again sorry!!

[F:] NICE. I needed something fun to do tonight! D'you know where she's headed?

[deepcutreal]

[S, F, B:] SPLATFEEEEEST!!!

[S:] For those who didn't tune into today's Splatcast, we've just received our next Splatfest theme!

[F:] And it's our Summer Nights theme, too! I'm so excited to put the blueberry back on!

[B:] aaay... ay? (The theme is... Which would you rather travel by? Land, sea, or air?)

[S:] Okay, let's get it out of the way: Splatsville traffic is HORRIBLE. But I'm on Team Land for the trains! Oh, they're beautiful! High-speed, affordable, and the view can't be beat. I can see water and clouds anywhere. I want to see the world flying by, the countries and towns and cities blending together into one beautiful landscape!

[F:] Trains are so boring, though! Have you ever BEEN on a boat? We as a society found the most hazardous thing for us and went, "Yes. This is the fastest way to get anywhere." And they're RIGHT!! Why go around or above when you could go STRAIGHT THROUGH? It's kinda metal, honestly.

[B]: aaaay. aaay? ay, ayay ay! (Wow. What a novel experience it must be, to travel through water. Y'know what's a real novel experience, though? Soaring through the sky! I, um, need a little extra room when I fly, but once I get it, flying is so luxurious! They give you snacks, you can read a book or watch a movie, and it's the only way to get places you can't go by land and can't go quickly by sea. Going by air is the only practical option!)

[S:] Looks like the Pledge Box is already set up, so hoof it on down and choose the winning team!

[F:] We'll sea about that! Float your boat down and vote for the GOAT!

[B:] aaay, ay ay! (Glide on over to the Pledge Box, and help us soar to victory!)

[deepcutreal]

Any opinions on your boss Marie? What kinda tasks does she usually give you guys? (Hope you get that raise soon BM!)

[S:] Oh, we certainly have opinions... but they're mostly positive ones.

[F:] It's still a problem that places like the Splatlands are overlooked in favor of Inkadia (honestly just the Inkling parts, too), but... they seem to realize that, too.

[S:] And, honestly, they're not bad company. Marie is almost as cold-blooded as me, I hate to say, and Callie and Frye have a lot in common. They're back in Inkopolis now, but we still chat online fairly frequently. ...Um. For Alterna-related reasons only, of course.

[B:] aaay! ayay... ay! (Yeah! I'm glad my friends and my girlfriends are friends! Boss Marie still orders us around a lot when she's in town, though... I can get coffee for Frye and Shiver, but I can't carry five cups at once!)

ay.... (Y'know... they never did give me that raise... Maan, after all that work...)

[F:] THEY WHAT

[S:] Train tickets are booked. Let's go have a little chat with our dear employers...

[skybreaker-inkling]

YOU’RE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHO I RAN INTO.

@deepcutreal !!! I was heading out to the training grounds and bumped into them! I still can’t believe they accepted my selfie, I’m gonna cherish this forever!! 🤩

If you guys somehow see this, thank you so so so much!! It was such a delight running into you and I had a blast, even if short-lived!! You guys are the best! 🤘🌟

[deepcutreal]

[F:] You're too sweet!! Always happy to meet a fan! I hope we see each other again sometime!

[S:] Thank you for the kind words! If you come back around the same time, you should join us for an Anarchy Battle. It's... difficult, playing with exactly one stranger.

[B:] aaay, ayay! ayay aayay :) [D'aaaw, that made my whole day! It was so great to meet you! I'm making this photo the wallpaper on my cucumber-phone! It's nice to have something like this to cheer you up.]

[deepcutreal]

[F:] It's pride month! And we're resurrecting our Chumblr so we can be FUCKING GAY ABOUT IT!!

I love my boyfriend! And my girlfriend!!

[S:] I love my girlfriend! And my boyfriend!

[B:] ay! ay!! [I love my girlfriend! And my other girlfriend!]

...aay, ayayay? [...which is why our next splatfest is, "Which of us is gayest? Shiver, Frye, or Big Man?]

[deepcutreal]

hey deep cut, big fan.

i just wanna apologize for my friends who were fighting infront of your little office thingy and almost broke the glass, and the only reason why they didnt was because i pulled them away.

theyre really stupid and reckless.

[F:] HAH! Sounds like my kinda people! They didn't break the glass, right? So they're (and you're) all good! The glass is a lot tougher than people think, it's like the kind in museums. We learned from the first few broken windows. (One of which may or may not have been me!)

...That being said, if they DID break the glass, I'd sic the eels on 'em faster than you could pledge your everlasting fealty to the Splatlands. Shit is expensive!

[molalom]

i am going to inkblot art academy this fall,,, freaking the shell out over everything while i'm making sure i'm all set for the classes i'm signing up for,,, probably gonna need to get myself a new job over the summer to pay for tuition and books and stuff. i was gonna stay at my mom's house instead of living on campus anyway, so that's one extra thing i don't have to pay for at least...

[deepcutreal]

[B:] aay, ayay! aay, ay! aaaaay. ay! [I can't help with tuition, but I CAN help with books! I have some friends who probably have a bunch of textbooks from their time at Inkblot. Maybe they can lend you some! I've got a few good websites for... the alternative acquisition of learning materials, too. DM me!]

[molalom]

scam bots used to be convincing,,, but a pirated textbook is a pirated textbook i guess

[deepcutreal]

[B:] aaay? ay? aayayay??? [Whaaat? Scam bot? And not even a convincing scambot? How can I prove I'm the real Big Man? Do you want an autograph? A picture of me holding a spoon? An original song titled "Ode to Moray?"]

[molalom]

please no,,, i'm fine. i already sent the dm. thanks big man...

[deepcutreal]

[B:] aay! [Anytime!]