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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ / i do stuff sometimes and you can see it / pfp from @skellyanon / mi toki pona a! / not a minor

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

[unyieldingsilence]

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[dogpuppy]

[occasionaloneshots]

I will actually be thinking about this look until the day I die. Best one in the whole show actually, I hope the costume team got their flowers

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[bogleech]

"art is not my strong suit" and yet the sublime vibes captured by this evocative line work would only be ruined by any attempt at a redraw

[rohirric-hunter]

I don't blame anyone for not knowing this because it is very unintuitive but you must know that the employees at Home Depot, for the most part, do not know any more about home improvement than you. They were hired off the street, trained on how to operate the cash register and sell credit cards, and then sent out into the wild wild home improvement jungle. Now some of them do know things. It is essential that you understand that this is because 1) they are a bored retiree who used to do this for a living, 2) they are a hobbyist, or 3) they learned it from listening to the customers yap

That doesn't necessarily mean anything about their trustworthiness but like. If you need a surge protector to plug a large appliance into or something........ maybe do your own research

[insertdragonpun]

So uh... fun fact:

They are actually taught about the products. Their first week is spent learning about the products. They have an app on those chunky ass phones they use for everything that quizes them and teaches them about all the different products in the store (not just the ones in their departments) Majority of the workers don't even know how to run a register because majority of them are just stockers/aisle workers (called hardside associates) them learning about the products doesnt end either, since there is always new stuff. But this doesnt mean they know every single corner of the store like the back of their hand. Maybe dont ask the paint girl what the best surge protector is, but you can ask her basically anything about the paint and either she or the other paint associates will know. For example the store I used to work at really tried to enforce us selling this one deck paint, but none of us did because the paint was made and tested in humid climates. When it was used in a high desert like my home is, it peels away like a nasty sunburn. Even our customers that were professional painters didn't know about that.

Most people don't enter a job with every bit of knowledge needed for it. Ask any construction worker, they had to train their new guys too. Unless the job is at a high level (aka requires a degree) everyone hired is more or less picked up off the street. That's kinda how entry-level jobs work, you know nothing and you are taught.

If you're in a hurry while trying to find something in the store, look for an employee with a ton of patches on their apron ring. Those patches are given to associates who received a bunch of good reviews from customers. Which means they'll probably know a whole lot about their department (also unless you have a super simple question like "can you mix this paint color?" Maybe dont ask the associate who has a blank patch. Those are the people who haven't even been there for 30 days yet. That's like asking the new construction hire to build a wall by theirself when they've only been taught how to shingle a roof. Of course they are going to be confused.)

All in all, this isn't to defend the company. Its a piece of shit company and I never want to work for them again. I just think you have a very biased view against the workers and it got my hackles raised. (I'm aware I also have a biased view of them since I was one of them.)

[pmamtraveller]

"Everything Appears as it is: Infinite" by Alex Dodge

[mildmayfoxe]

"Everything Appears as it is, Infinite" 2011, Alex Dodge. 6 color UV screenprint with braille texture on 2 ply museum board, 20x32 inches

[vamptits]

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

[mlembug]

there is a double standard where public transport is expected to bring profit, but roads and highways are treated as a common good and are built and maintained (e.g. patching holes) through taxes

fuck that

[segamascott]

[nanibooze]

BEAUTIFUL

[innerchildabortionclinic]

You are so smart and cute like a small creature who eats mulch in the park

[poketcg-art]

Pupitar -- Yukiko Baba

[doofisconfused]

pupitar pride flag pupitar pride flag

[lost-and-kinda-dumb]

a while back i went to a comic con where the writers and cast of Red Dwarf did a panel. i can't remember exactly how, but the topic of 'political correctness' was brought up and Craig Charles said:

"if Red Dwarf was made these days, you'd have two black main characters and a transgender AI!"

i fucking love this man.

^ picture of the main cast posing with their transgender AI. Craig Charles is the guy in the bottom left with the biker jacket.

btw, Red Dwarf first aired in 1988.

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[targetedknowledge]

[biblical-figures]

[biblical-figures]

Please get it tattooed

[flowerbleedme]

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

[flowerbleedme]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)