Shlop

Screaming internally since 2003

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Look I love genshin but there is one thing I don't like about it, why the he'll dose anemo pick up electro but not dendro or geo. I've seen videos of sand tornadoes and trees being picked up in hurricane winds but not once have I seen electric tornadoes. If this was just a game game ballance thing then fine I can live with that but then I would have a different problem.

Why didn't they give a reaction between geo and dendro to make geo more viable, it didn't have to be anything major but at least give is something. Instead hoyoverse gave Hydro, the strongest element currently in the game, a new reaction which also has secondary reaction... what the fuck.

And to top it all of they didn't even give geo a character in sumeru they put the next one In Fontaine which I'm calling now she is not going to save the geo element, I know they are gonna snub her and make the character after be someone far stronger.

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Anyway I'm looking forward to Fontaine and I'm gonna get the new geo unit, I don't hate genshin I'm just salty as geo is my second favorite element and every time I wish on a geo units banner I always loose.

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Sooooo I've had this insistent ringing in my ears for pretty much my whole life (19 years currently) and I have only just realised I might have tinnitus.

No idea how to confirm it is tinnitus but we'll got to it when we get to it

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I'm more comfortable with a scrambled rubix cube than a solved one, if I'm in a room with a solved rubix cube it's not gonna be solved for very long

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Just learned that melon bread doesn't actually taste like melon and its just called that because of the pattern on it. I'm so sad now ,I love melons.

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I can never tell when my spaghetti is done. When it goes limp I try a bit and every time it tastes a bit hard eventho I end up putting it in for a while. This is until I get mad, yell fuck it, drain the water loosing a few noodles to the sink. Plate it and get people reminding me it's a bit hard whilst they do it and do it perfectly... cooking hates me.

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You ever have a craving for something but you don't know what the ever loving fuck your craving, you just know its there.

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Technically you are nude under all your cloths, that's the point of cloths

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I Realy want some garlic bread

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Last night I deamt that mat pat was preping for a food theory about bread and he needed help so for some reason me as an entirely different person and a girl from my old high-school who I barely remember were asked to help with a bunch of the "popular" people from the school watching with a few of the nerds including me .

The girl who was with me as a different person kept on stealing my dough and the dough kept cooking randomly even though it wasn't hot inside the room, the windows were open and it was winter with snow on the ground.

Also it turned into a shitty self deprecating musical by the end ... it was weird

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Zhongli gives off iroh vibes

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I like listening to music on my laptop and I've noticed there is a lot of Spanish subed songs but not many of other languages like French or something.

Is Spain just a realy musical country or do all other country's satisfied with just the fun sounds and none of the meaning.

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I love how I can go from "every one hates me" to "I just had a lovely conversation with my friend and both of us were very happy" back to every one hates me"

All in less than 12 hours

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It's weird how spicy, the word for the feeling of a burning sensation in your mouth, has the word ice in it.

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Shout out to all of two of my followers who isn't a porn bot

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I know we joke about how Christmas starts on November 1st in shops but I just went to my local aldi and they already have Easter stuff out it's the 12th of January isn't Easter in like 4 months from now what the fuck Christian holidays stop taking over shops like this

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Recently I've Been struggling to sleep and it's become very annoying when I try to go to sleep at 11pm, have a fairly long dream, wake up and it's 1am.

At this point don't even let me go to sleep it gives me false hope.

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A trans mutant with the regeneration ability would be a nightmare.