Im here for the vibes and the gay people

She/Her. Bisexual. In college. Loves theatre, Dan and Phil, Heated Rivalry, 9-1-1, romance movies. Loves shipping and analyzing media, especially if it's gay. FUCK ICE

[alisonisnotonfire]

Hard Mondays with Dan and Phil 🚀💫

Listen to Hard Launch with @danielhowell and @amazingphil (nearly) every Monday! <3

(25 jul, 2026)

[ilyapasta]

Like… loverboy Shane getting downright indulgent with how many times a day he tells Ilya “I love you” while they’re still at the cottage. Shane’s parents over for dinner? He’s like, “love you, have fun!” when Ilya goes to grill the chicken with his dad. Like, the next day when they’re riding jet skis and splashing each other, Shane calls out “love you!” before speeding away and making Ilya eat his dust. Ilya in the mirror trying to deal with his chlorinated, lake water infused hair situation and Shane coming up behind him, threading his fingers in his hair, soft and cool from a nap like “I like your hair that way” kiss to the neck “I love you” and then laughing uneasily and saying “I can’t believe I can say that now.” And when Ilya’s fucking him hard from behind, telling him how needy Shane is for his cock and how much he loves giving it to Shane, and Shane hugging the pillow like “oh my god, I love you, love you love you, ah don’t stop, love you so much—“ and Ilya moans and has to like flatten Shane to the bed, draping himself over him and bullying his cock deep even with his thrusts staying steady and they’re one rocking thing, gasping and moaning and Ilya gets close enough to Shane’s mouth to hear that every exhale is alternating “Ilya, love you” over and over again.

[kitdkat]

The odds of Buck and Eddie kissing is as high as 99% but for some reason we keep getting the 1%. They have all the reasons to but they just haven't.

[mymultifandomhell]

hello ilya 🥰 / ?

[shrekhollander]

A headcanon of mine is that the only pet name Shane uses for Ilya is "Baby" but it is very uncommon he uses it.

He just calls him "Ilya" because for him it's the best name in the world (and it took them so long to finally call each other by their names) and he says it with the most loving tone and treassures his name with all his heart because that is the name of the person that he loves and of the purest and kindest soul he knows

[alisonisnotonfire]

"If i was in Bella's position when I was 17, I would've made every single decision identically" + “The Urge”

(Dan relating to Bella Swan’s levels of yearning and angst? iktr)

Based on Dan and Phil's reaction to Twilight video from their Philm Club on patreon

(14 jul, 2026)

[owmypheelings]

Had a dream that dnp posted tour promo pics and one was of them, like, allllmmooosssstttt kissing. It was about as erotic as it was deeply ominous

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

the fact that on my way out of seeing the hadestown proshot with my sibling i was walking to the theater exit and without even thinking about it i turned around to see where they were... yeah. yeah.

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

like. you can be frustrated at orpheus. you can be heartbroken for orpheus and eurydice. you should be. but when you're walking together and your loved one isn't right next to you that instinct to turn around and check on them is as natural as breathing

[001x456]

[thebiballerina]

Trying to fall asleep in summer is much like the dilemma described in Katy Perry’s hit song Hot N Cold (2008).

[thebiballerina]

Allow me to demonstrate. I am not a visual artist, but I will attempt to communicate my point. If any actual visual artists would like to improve upon this, please feel free.

[thebiballerina]

Well, I can’t sleep for SOME REASON, so here’s more.

[slightly-personal-blog]

Guys my husband said reschedule the birth of our child so I can go see Dan and Phil did I pick a good one or are we both insane????

[slightly-personal-blog]

UPDATE!!

My Dr said absolutely YES to pushing back my induction because it would be good for me to laugh and relax before labor 🤍🤍🥲🥲🥲

[alisonisnotonfire]

This is a comedy podcast

(based on this tweet)

(20 jul, 2026)

[deepfriedshrimpgirly]

At a wedding where most of the guests are kinda old and requesting Hot to Go just to see what happens

[deepfriedshrimpgirly]

ok what happened was I went fucking NUTS and sang and danced so hard that a couple people copied me and then a couple other people knew it.

[deepfriedshrimpgirly]

At a wedding where most of the guests are kinda old and requesting Hot to Go just to see what happens

[sluttynurse]

[stardatez3ro]

the heart yearns for another knives out movie .please i feel weak .i must have daniel craig playing gay on my screen .i am lost without my gay daniel craig

[marz-rm]

So i only know about 911 by proxy of mutuals who love eddie and buck, and i thought they were together in the show all this time. Are they not?? Does it seem like it’s building toward it or is this a pure shipping situation?? I’m kinda floored learning they’re not together in canon lol

god anon, I have no fucking clue. They are not together, but Buck is Christopher's legal guardian (Eddie's kid) and now he's got another kid to look after. There are a lot of innuendos, Buck's ex bf broke up with him cause he was jealous of Eddie, they are both single and we are tired.

we are in the trenches and I'm on knees begging.

[she-posts-nerdy-stuff]

Genuinely so funny to have the characters on your main show actively have an argument about how it’s inappropriate to charge people for saving their lives whilst your spinoff show is on the third season of essentially that exact premise