Deep Fried Soul Butter

[flowergrenades]

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

[julian2006]

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

[funnytwittertweets]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[gaycism]

This is.. the sweetest thing I’ve read

[official-lucifers-child]

that is so amazing ohhhh my gods, this guy absolutely is not the asshole that is just???? amazing platonic intimacy and affection?? which is good????

[fiollaigean]

“I kissed the homies, as is custom.” Blessed sentence

[toastbutteregg]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[chubbicub]

✨Banished to the shadow realm✨

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

One time I went to see Wicked with my friend and he's green/brown color blind so for the first half of the show he looked slightly uncomfortable and at intermission I asked if he was ok and he was like "they all hate her cause she's black that's not right..." And everyone stared at him for awhile and then slowly he looks down at the program and goes "wait a minute is she.... Green?" And that's the story of how my friend thought we brought him to the most racist Broadway musical ever

oh my gOD

[teaboot]

Is there anything more subtly unsettling than a full grown adult obsessed to the point of mania with D*sneyworld

[gahdamnpunk]

Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

[tealesbian]

Hi I am trying to meet more milfs, any tips for me? -from one lesbian to another

girl we’re in a pandemic give it up for a minute

[scottishtwitter]

[xoperidottea]

Translation: I told this girl sent next to me on the bus that her guide dog was cute and she said "Aw I wouldn't know" and I choked on my coffee

😂😂

[happyhumannoises2]

I think this is the first one of these that i literally couldn't understand a damn thing written

[brightorangejalebi-deactivated2]

They translated Irn Bru into coffee 😂😂😂😂

[joshpeck]

ok sometimes facebook mom humor is actually kind of funny

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings