mars bars

[deepfriydmarsbars]

my dream is to be in a youtube short with minecraft parkour in the background

tumblr do your thing

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[jomtones-real]

MacDen is real bc you know what rhymes with Mac and Dennis? that's right. Jack and Ennis. Someone's getting cornholed on a mountain

[dogpuppy]

[skopostheorie]

[deepfriydmarsbars]

only just found out his name is Andy Serkis and not Andy Circus 😔😔😔😔

[beachytablecloth]

911 abc is like a disease

[jackwhiteprophetic]

a fanfic where buddie are on a roadtrip and get lowkey hatecrimed after arguing like a married couple and then they are run off the road and crash and eddie wakes up alone in hospital and is again lowkey hatecrimed by the local sheriff who accuses him of spousal murder and then eddie proceeds to escape hospital and ride on a horse and hold someone at gunpoint screaming for buck and oh no wait it's an actual episode of 911 that they wrote and filmed and edited and released

[omegaversereloaded]

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

[basi-boy]

not what he said!!

[omegaversereloaded]

We will we will fuck you

[thatforestprince]

I NEED TO SUCK HIS DICK CLEAN OFF !!!!

[thatforestprince]

thats the wrong image

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[animatedtext]

[bruzum]

[contemptible-scoundrel]