a-train and the deep need to fuck their problems out tbh like just kiss and make up already
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a-train and the deep need to fuck their problems out tbh like just kiss and make up already
im not finishing ts
sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there
Hot take: guys, I think we’ve hit that wall. This is the first time I was consistently cringing at the script. So much telling, so little showing. This is going to be a rant.
Sage is dumber than the median character in The Boys. I guess the point is that her sociopathy prevented her from predicting behaviors correctly, but wasn’t that her whole schtick in s4, understanding people both collectively and individually very quickly? Why the hell would she think an obvious setup with a laptop would get SB and HL to hate each other…? Given SB’s sexual liberalism and HL’s quirks, I’m honestly surprised they didn’t sit down and start masturbating to the video together. 🙄 Why did she need Ashley to mindread SB at all.
That’s probably my biggest gripe. Sage’s goal was fucking dumb, her plan to get to the goal was dumber, and her execution was dumbest.
That said, Soldier Boy’s feelings and motivations are barely coherent. I cringed hard at “this is what Clara would have wanted” , “she hadn’t met you yet”. Why the sudden turn? From hating HL enough to want him to die, to “he’s my fucking weirdo”, to “you’re the best of humanity and you deserve to live forever” in 3 fucking episodes? And from thinking he kept her locked up as an invalid to “this is what she would have wanted” in less than one episode with nothing transpiring in between? I’d much rather Soldier Boy gave Homelander V1 out of pity or nihilism or grudging nepotism or to spite Sage for her dumb smugness than… whatever the fuck that was supposed to be. Admiration…? Sudden drinking of HL’s self aggrandizing koolaid? What happened here.
If that’s supposed to entice me about Vought Rising, it certainly didn’t. What a disaster. Bombsight’s actor made me feel like I was watching Gen V again.
Best thing by far about this episode was the Legend and Homelander’s scene. And him calling Homelander bubelah, sorry, I completely lost it at that lol.
Oy vey.
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Kay so its been made clear to me (via mainly gifs) that, even though Soldier Boy and Malchemical aren't exactly around each other for long, Misha and Jensen have managed to once again demonstrate, just really intense eye contact.
You can take the actors out of the queerbait, but you cannot take the queerbait out the actors it would seem.
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This feels like the opposite of whatever was going on in Challengers
rewatching s3 and i really wish hughie and annie had actually adopted an orphaned supe baby 😭 like hughie and annie raising teddy stillwell ??? sorry that wouldve fucked hard
The Character will literally have you saying shit like "shes literally my special princess. she can do 9/11 as many times as she wants"
if you tag this as a man im killing you btw
THE BOYS 3.06 "Herogasm"
Another season of The Boys 🤝 Hughie getting his face covered in blood
THE BOYS 4.08 "Assassination Run"
hughie being the average civilian, seeing the "supes are good and perfect" propaganda and not questioning it, up until they directly harmed him (Robin), and being pressured by his dad to go back to the blissful ignorance but he cant, he becomes a revolutionary instead 🙏 hughie is everything to me
getting called a staunch deep defender by my bsfs boyfriend just bc he's my fav and I said he didn't rape those animals 🙄 sorry I'm just right