I freed the flying monkeys...

... and all I got was dick and a castle.

[mynorthernattitude]

"listen to your body"

my body: go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire

[dyk-this-musical-song]

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Do you know this Musical Song? #416

I know the song and the musical

I know the song but not the musical

I know the musical but not the song

I may know this

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[deeplyshalllow]

Does anyone else think about the alternate universe where Jamie Muscato was cast as Harry Potter?

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

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Voting ended onJul 23

[swarklesblr]

- What's the matter? - Uh, Simon dumped me in his van after the show. - Yeah, Robin. That was, like, ten years ago. - No, tonight. - Ooh, really? Aw, come here. Come here. - It's just … When I was young, I was so vulnerable, and—and open to things, you know? I guess I just wanted to feel that way again. I wanted to be sixteen again.

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER S03E16, “Sandcastles in the Sand”

[humblefryingpan]

Can't believe the himym writers thought they could let Barney say "if I go a day without talking to you that day is just no good" and then be surprised when we didn't like them divorcing due to her travelling? As if he wouldn't follow her anywhere? As if he'd give a shit about lots of plane rides with his wife? As if she wasn't the only woman he ever loved and he'd be fine with ending that because of something so small?

Headcanon that the finale was just a nightmare Robin had on the plane back to nyc, Tracy's fine, swarkles' marriage is fine, Ted gets over himself and leaves Robin alone for once

[triplestrykeminority]

Dating is scary because what if they like the ending of How I Met Your Mother and consider the last two “episodes” canon

[unidentifiableblog]

While 83% of the reason barney and robin got married was because they love eachother and are soulmates. The rest of the reason was so they'd both have someone to high five when they said something cool

[deanbane]

that asshole could say, 'i love you' all he wants, but he could never be Barney Stinson saying; "I love everything about her. and I'm not a guy who says that lightly. I'm a guy who has faked love his entire life. I thought love was just something idiots thought they felt. but this women has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. and there has been times that I wanted to. It has been overwhelming, and humbling and even painful at times. But I could not stop loving her anymore than I could stop breathing. I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. more than she knows”

[phrogthegene]

can you draw heather duke ? (specifically alice lee duke 🥹)

Alice Lee has always been my fav Heather Duke <3 And her costume is so soft and pleasant, which I find appropriately ironic

And I recently rewatched the slime tutorial and remembered my fav bit in the musical, the one where she's on the all the news stations

[feministteapot]

Happy Dot in the I Day to all who celebrate

Today is Tuesday and also July

But sometimes never

[sakurabraches]

the problem with the catfight scene isn't that it's too much of a joke. because honestly the book version is 100x funnier. glinda and elphaba reunite after like two decades and elphaba's first words are "wow glinda you look terrible wtf are you wearing" and glinda gets so turned on her brain goes out the window and she starts being racist in like three different ways. then glinda tells elphaba about how she's given an important family heirloom to a random ass kid from the sticks but makes sure she draws attention to her pushed up bosom as she does it. and elphaba doesn't even care cuz she's pissed about the shoes and glinda's like "well those shoes won't make your father love you" and her dumb gay ass starts crying about how elphie abandoned her. the musical has nothing on that

[aestknowsbest]

"We need more complex women in fiction!" And you couldn't handle Glinda Upland.

[shrikehollow]

[dollythesheepp]

Fatal Affairs: Chapter 28

Last chapter of Fatal Affairs! We can't believe it's over! We had so much fun writing it <3

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[harkamal]

I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2

My first phone was a nokia 1112 in 2008