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atticuswastaken

How it feels telling people I use tumblr in the big 26

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hmcarstairs

MY KING

#live laugh love mr terrific

chaosticbirds

hmcarstairs

miss them everyday wish they were real

took a break from burying myself in superbat fics and decided to try my hand at writing my own! then i got stuck and got to browsing…. anyway now it’s 4 am and i just finished my fav one so far… i will never recover i fear 😣😣

genuinely it’s so good this needs to be studied

#superbat #batman x superman #fanfic #fanfiction #clark kent x bruce wayne

princedevitt

woke up on a random day obsessed with superbat (lying i been saw the hype) and now i’ve read a million fics in one day ugh please recommend some of ur favs

#superbat #batfam #batfamily #superman x batman #fanfic

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hmcarstairs

not voting for that woman she’s so #REAL

incorrectbatfam

Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?

Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.

batkidsaremadkids

Ok. But. Imagine Dick had that idea. He signed every single thing for school himself.

Then he left and Jason got adopted. Dick didn't want any of the teachers to catch on when "Bruce's" signature suddenly changes. (Because Dick was like 8, so he didn't copy Bruce's signature at all, just signed his name a particular way and stuck with it because changing it would cause issues and it was still working) So Dick goes to Jason and tells him all about it... and proceeds to sign everything for Jason with Bruce's name too. Eventually teaching him to forge it himself etc. (But it's still that fake-ass signature that Dick came up with at 8)

And then comes Tim. Who doesn't want to bother Bruce anyway so when Dick offers to teach him the signature? He's delighted.

Finally. Damian. Dick is his guardian. So Dick signs. (His own name.) And with all the Bruce is dead/battle for the cowl/Bruce is alive-drama going on he honestly... just kinda forgets about the signature.

Until. Damian mentions in passing that Bruce signed the field trip permission slip he turned in.

All the blood leaves Dick's face. A ruse they kept going for almost twenty goddamn years. Ruined. And they're about to be caught. Because his Bruce signature? Pretty damn far from the original.

Bruce gets called by the school. He gets toled Damian tried to forge his signature. He's confused. He did sign that. But he decides to investigate first. Bruce asks the teacher if he can see some samples of the different signatures.

At the school Bruce realises what a dumbass he is never having questioned that he didn't need to sign anything for any of his kids.

He tells the teacher he'll talk to Damian, but he still has permission to go on the field trip.

At home.... Bruce tries to learn his own fake signature.

(Sorry for hijacking your quote)

DAMIRAE WEEEEEK OMG tysm to all the creatives 🤭🤭🤭🤭 seeing so much beautiful art already! I haven’t been on ao3 yet but I’ve seen fic snippets on here and I’m already excited so I know it’s gonna be good.

Anyway HAPPY DEMONBIRDS WEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 💜

#damirae #raven and damian #damian wayne #rachel roth #robrae #demonbirds #damiraeweek23 #raven x damian #damian x raven #damian wayne and rachel roth #dc comics #titans

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hmcarstairs

my people forever

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literaryspinster

If they have a million fans, then I’m one of them. If they have ten fans, then I’m one of them. If they have only one fan then it is me. If they have no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against them, then I’m against the world.