Here, have this

Lucas, he/him, 23. Almost clever. Too clever. Clever, very. "Clamn dever".

[deeptundra]

[deeptundra]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[misussgorl]

Me reading fanfics for 10 hours straight:

[ineskew]

[Image: Tweet by kyle @itsdjluigi “In my defense I was left unsupervised”]

[superunfriendlyreminder]

Trump has not even grown into being a 3rd grader.

[roguesquirrel]

finally an article from a gaming establishment that understands how to play this game

[nulltype]

i will dynamax a wailord and challenge god directly

[bymyblackhand]

[bendgineer]

please discuss ☕

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

WATCH A:TLA

It has good character arcs and also no pointless and graphic sexual violence against women just to be edgy

[foulserpent]

mii channel theme playing while my dead body floats down a river

[butchdotgov]

And when they cut your pay/hours/benefits for no reason maybe you can get your XBOX to collectively bargain your employer for you with the help of your PlayStation. Wow! Thanks XBOX!

[butchdotgov]

[la-laborista-republiko]

And dues are assigned on a sliding scale so you would have to be making absolute fuckin bank to be expected to contribute 700 a year

[master7mindd]

Workers at #Delta have responded to the company’s anti-union propaganda with their own campaign.

[hawkellion]

The counter-ad went from zero to a hundred real fucking fast and I am Here For It

[ghostmage-remade-deactivated202]

i’m starting to realize the “friendship where we bully each other” thing is a complicated subject for me, because as a survivor of bullying and my interests being mocked for basically my entire life, i don’t really find it funny or endearing when pals do it. i don’t mind gentle insults and inside jokes, but idk, there has to be a point where you go “maybe i shouldn’t cut on my friend’s new oc or special interest” and stop yourself. i think we should all try a little harder to know that boundary and not put our friends in those situations

[phoenixiancrystallist]

My best friend and I used to greet each other with insults (“hey bitch!” “wassup slut?”) and generally poke fun at each other all the time. It’s how we showed affection, just constant little pokes and prods and minor nuisances. But I noticed that these exchanges were wearing her down through little behavioral ticks, like she’d go quiet or her laugh wasn’t as bubbly. So I changed how I show her affection and now scream “hi Dawn I love you :D” at the top of my lungs when I say hi. And I hear her stifle a giggle and she answers with either “love you too” or “hiiiii, love you!!!” depending on her mood at the time.

It’s fine to have a close friendship where you can pretend to be mean to each other and you both understand that none of that meanness is real. But the second it starts to feel real to either of you, that behavior should change.

[lmaonade]

i am a vegetable medley and god is sautéing me on medium high heat 

[lmaonade]

idk why everyone took me saying this as a bad thing… it translates to “i am becoming delicious” 

[brokengifs]

peck

[cr0wsnacks]

my fuckin dumb idiot sleep deprived head hitting the pillow after 39.4 hours of insomnia

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

being a tech writer has made me unironically into that “hurr burr fire scary thomas edison was a witch” guy

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

any cool new application of tech: *happens*

the cia, the fbi, the army, the cops, silicon valley, amazon specifically:

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

oh god i’m a person. oh christ

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

Having “rad” or “radical” in your tumblr url is like wearing a red forward facing baseball cap in public

[angelnumbers]

[heavydirtysoul-24]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

“I don’t want you to be hopeful, I want you to feel fear” this girl is 43 levels of metal

[hunger-for-both]

If you don’t reblog this you are DEAD to me.

[randomperegrination]

This is Greta Thunberg. She is an activist for comprehensive climate change policies and action. She is a nominee for the Nobel Peace Prize. She’s 16. She’s remarkable.

[obscureoldguy]

Yes indeed!