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Watching yourself have an anxiety attack with the same energy as a manager talking to an employee they don’t respect, “This is very unproductive use of time— you aren’t being very rational. I really need you to be a team player right now.”

namethatghostling

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

ferocioustrout

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

bitchautism

laying in bed. closing my eyes. anyone heard of this

sailatina3

No. Fake.

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

Can’t talk rn dude, yearning.

iyashikei

#goodbye lara

ca-tsuka

From "Goodbye, Lara" anime series directed by Takushi Koide at Kinema Citrus studio, inspired by "The Little Mermaid".

#goodbye lara

dorothylarouge

#deltarune

sailor-crusader-deactivated2025

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

gatheringbones

I’m sorry you confused assigning morality with analysis but I think it explains why you can’t genuinely participate whenever the conversation steps outside the realm of “is this sinful or not” and why you immediately assume that any form of deeper analysis secretly is “is this sinful or not”

gatheringbones

also explains why you’re able to go along with things that betray your values so deeply: you don’t want to assign morality, so it suspends your ability to use any analysis whatsoever. all someone has to do is cry about being seen as a bad person and you lose your analytical footing.

sad!

gatheringbones

on the other hand: the niggling suspicion that you don’t actually have consistent coherent beliefs on this topic and are more of an emotional weathervane that can be pulled in any direction that leverages enough guilt and sentimentality has proved correct and I am grateful for that.

fujokafka

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

andthelaw

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

plaguedocboi

I feel like starfish are one of those animals that are treated as very “normal” by people but absolutely shouldn’t be. Like they’re a wheel of repeating heads connected by a central stomach. They walk around using thousands of tiny sticky hydraulically powered tentacles. They have an eye on the end of each arm. Instead of having a mouth they just have an opening where their entire stomach can be pushed out to engulf prey. And they’re just allowed to exist like this. It’s not illegal or anything.