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🥚❤️🪨 00Q chreon the only ships ever

[keretaikan07]

[calcissimus]

Never drawing back again

[halfbaked00q]

Q pressing on James' bruises like theyre g-spots. cuz they are. send post

[deertomybison]

LMFAOOOO YES

[deertomybison]

q you worry too much

[rotund-squirrelmeister]

something something q comforting james due to the dehumanisation that agents, but especially bond, experience in mi6 and q has obviously experienced it too so he can empathise. hence ‘like real people do’. or something. idk.

[fallendoubt]

Love how Hansry shippers lose our minds at things like a lingering gaze or a line of dialogue with romantic undertones as if they didn't have full-on gay sex on screen

[thirdsonofeve]

q threatens to put a chip in bond's head to make him obey orders exactly once and bond is pissed off about how horny that made him for the rest of his life

[shoogachi]

[strapbunny]

that super hot femme with weird interests can change your life btw

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 64

Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Jareth the Goblin King (Labyrinth)

Voting ended onJun 8

[haltheyellowdinosquishmellow]

THAT FUCKER IN THE TIGHT PANTS HAS NOTHING (besides the amazing david bowie???) IN COMPARISON TO THE GREAT AND AMAZING AWESOME MAN THAT IS AGENT STONE!!!

[trialsofthedas]

I need Ben Whishaw’s Q from the Craig era to meet First Light era Bond and I need it stat actually can you imagine those losers??

[luminiferocity]

I just know Q would be insufferable in a heatwave. Like not even in his charmingly antagonistic way, just pissy and unbearable, throwing himself on furniture complaining (it's too bloody hot, it's just unreasonable; don't touch me, in fact stay over there, you're worse than a furnace)

Bond doesn't seem to notice the heat, wearing his three-piece suit at work (what the hell, James, I'm hot just looking at you) (why thank you) (not like that. urgh!) but making up for it with the skimpiest short shorts at home, doing all the housework while Q's bearing the middling warmth with the grace of a cranky toddler and apparently already too sticky to appreciate the show

They annoy each other greatly... at least until the heat breaks and Q deigns to allow a scantily clad Bond anywhere near him again

[babanabread]

00Q has me rewatching all the bond movies actually paying attention. for FANFIC purposes.

[huevo-diabl0]

(Internet) World Domination.

[ratoncheesesstuff]

Beverage 🍸 ☕️

[saddls]

[newboros]