SETH

He/Him. NSFW 18+ ThirdSonofEve on ao3

[tieflingkisser]

[rarilee33]

Also on windows 10!! go to typing settings- how ai has helped you- typing insights-off

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

[james-bond-offical]

Elliot Carver would depict himself as the chad wojak and James Bond as the loser wojak.

Because he is.

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[carvermediagroupnetwork]

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[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[thirdsonofeve]

every villain in this franchise wants to destroy bond's root chakra

[quix5gg]

happy pride month especially to them

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[j0an-na]

chained.

[abutchwithbooks]

Knives out movie set in a theme park where everything seems normal but you get two hours in and are confused why Benoit Blanc hasn’t turned up yet

Then in the last ten minutes the theme park mascot who has been suspiciously lurking around finally removes its head

[cicerfics]

Pondering the concept of Q's relationship to cars and chipping in my own thoughts...I think this really is a quantum-state type of thing for me because I want all variations off this at once.

I enjoy Q as a public-transport enthusiast and cyclist who is deeply concerned about climate change...but I ALSO enjoy Q as someone who lacks the ability to be a Casual about anything. So, once he started having to do stuff with cars for his job, he unfortunately developed Opinions and Strong Preferences and Noticing The Aesthetics, and now he's a guy who is an unironic and irrevocable snob about classic cars.

I also really like all variations on the concept of Bond being a phony-baloney Fake Fan when it comes to fashion and cars and whiskey, actually! This has been growing on me, especially with rewatches of the films! I like the implication that Bond entered the service with limited knowledge of high fashion and that MI6/Vesper had to teach him how to dress like a Rich People. (Paging @halfbaked00q)

I like the idea that when he was in the Navy, he drank cheap booze and naturally reverts to that habit when left to his own devices in ramshackle bars in developing nations, and now only drinks his expensive single-malt whiskey when he's in England, or on a job, or otherwise maintaining/reinforcing his Persona.

And I like the idea that he really enjoys pretty-shiny-fast-cars-go-zoom-zoom but is otherwise not deeply knowledgeable about classic cars, or cars in general, beyond knowing how to keep them running just long enough to complete a mission (before leaving the car in a smoldering heap at the side of a road).

I like if Q is the Actual Snob With Elaborate Opinions who knows all the finer points about makes and models and engines and the history of this and that and Bond...just thinks this particular car is fancy and shiny. 😺

(And I do like it if Q is privately semi-disgusted with his hypocrisy about this. Lavishing enthusiastic attention on the exquisite rare classic car model I'm rebuilding in my workshop, but shaking my head the whole time so people know I don't approve of how car culture contributes to our current climate crisis etc.)

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING DING-DING-DING DING-DING DING DING-DING DING

[thirdsonofeve]

Bond "fakes" arachnophobia. Scorpions? Fine. Snakes? Fine. A tiny domestic house spider in the shower? Screaming and knocking the shampoo bottles over. Bond plays it off as just a charming little quirk that Q shouldn't mind! He gets to be the saviour of the day! Doesn't he like feeling big and strong and manly, saving his boyfriend from scary things? Q rolls his eyes and tells him he won't come running to help next time (he will). Bond really thinks Q believes he's just faking it. Q has seen Bond walking large circles around Q-branch's halloween decor enough times to know he is scared for real.

[womanbachelor]

oh you just know that niall's publisher is going to love that niall got murdered by his twice-convicted criminal brother who famously was the inspiration for niall's last book. the sales are going to skyrocket baby!!!!

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[sealdev]

mom said homework. i run away