Kemonomimi Enjoyer

| Marion-Ellis/Ticket | 24 | Nonbinary (TME) | Ze/Zir, They/Them auxilliary | White | Personal/Main Blog |

[fandom-man]

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #when the mutuals change a url /End ID]

[caleb-crow]

Wip of the very thing that's breaking hearts

[weirdmageddon]

[kosmogrl]

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

[kosmogrl]

[eagans]

it comes and goes in waves

[djbodyhorror]

things to say during a firm handshake with another man:

your hands are so warm and tender

I love you

you remind me of my late wife

your eyes are beautiful yet filled with pain

its just been so long since someone touched me

[icarusdiesatdawn]

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny.

[lurker-at-thresholds]

Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

[jumpscart]

Sometimes you will be a lesbian to your parents and a straight man to your partners parents and a gay man to your partner and a woman to your grandparents and out to your friends and stealth to your classmates and a nice young lady to the cashier at the coffee shop and then people on your computer will ask you to choose which of these identities you ACTUALLY are and which you are Appropriating The Oppression Of because don’t you know they contradict each other. You can only be one thing solidly forever

[prommytheus]

i have like 3 points in capitalism and this was the first one. i just could not resist

[64mpg]

[64mpg]

my meds are ketchup and fork water

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

[afloweroutofstone]

I am greatly entertained by the President Pro Tempore of Virginia’s state Senate, an elderly woman who constantly talks about her goal of countering GOP gerrymandering by rigging Virginia’s districts 10-1 in favor of the Democratic Party. She’s a rare breed for Democrats: completely ruthless, totally apathetic to criticism, only here to win. Here she is calling Sen. Tim Kaine a cuck for disagreeing

[starfieldcanvas]

ms. lucas i'm sorry i assumed that "calling sen. tim kaine a cuck" was hyperbole i wasn't familiar with your game

[wordfather]

im gonna keep it real with you smash mouth. im tried of how the years start coming and they dont stop coming

[rnismatch]

i forgot

[intercal]

apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds

[intercal]

the whole club was looking at worms

[thepurpleglass]