Defenders of El Asilo

Greetings, citizens! We are the Defenders of El Asilo! Applications to join the Defenders are now open! Submit yours here!

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The Defenders and ths blog are shutting down permanntly. I’m so sorry.

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I learned this week that there’s more than one armor wearing supervillain in this town. Is this going to be a new trend? Villains coating themselves in armor so they can’t be punched?

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Very excited to welcome our new members into the fold this week! You should receive a message on your new commlink sooner or later, telling you when and where the celebration is happening!

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tfw when you’re just taking a quick break while in costume and you get a skeevy compliment on ur costume

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More heroes!

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@defendersofelasilo so did i get in

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Weee don’t think you’re a good fit for our organization. Sorry!

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What’s Favorite Son’s favorite part of a joke?

The “punch”line!

What’s the best way to contact Novella?

With a “page”r!

What do I do when I don’t have a plan for a situation?

I “wing” it!

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Actually. The best way to contact me would be a text message. 

But. It was a good joke. I laughed. 

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What’s Favorite Son’s favorite part of a joke?

The “punch”line!

What’s the best way to contact Novella?

With a “page”r!

What do I do when I don’t have a plan for a situation?

I “wing” it!

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Applications to join the Defenders are now open! Go here to submit yours!

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Ms. Terious doesn’t think it’s a good idea, but I do!

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Please join. It’ll be fun. We have cake.

Or. I can make a cake. Sometime. If you join. 

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The cake sounds enticing, but I don’t knoooow

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It’s not sketchy at all. Promise. We just wanna help. 

I’m a good baker too, so the cake isn’t sketchy either. 

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Please join. It’ll be fun. We have cake.

Or. I can make a cake. Sometime. If you join. 

[locustaaa]

do they drink excessively

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No!  ☹ They set a good example for others!

[fluffysavage]

i wonder if they got any loud

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Heroes don’t do drugs!

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Ms. Terious, Organizer, Communications manager. Members of the team have a direct line to me, or at least more direct than this little website.

Don’t bother to try and trace it by the way. We’re locked down tight on that front, so the hideout’s nice and safe from prying eyes. I thought I’d take a moment to introduce myself on here. You probably won’t be hearing from me again unless you have a commlink or something important comes up.

But please consider applying to our group when applications come up. Your privacy and secret identities are of the utmost importance, and won’t be compromised. We promise to keep things simple.

Ms. T

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The blog is live! I’m Sparrow, and I’m one of the reps for the group! So psyched for more members, especially since, uh, recent events have left us short handed. So if you see me in the skies of El Asilo, flag me down and ask me about the group! I’m here for all your questions. ❤

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Uhmmmm, hello! El Asilo! Son said we were gonna be using this blog thingy from now on to chat and make friends. So hello! My name is Novella, and I like cake, and oreos, and long walks on the beach. 

Ok that’s a lie..I don’t really like the beach all that much. It’s too wet. But I do like defending the city. So. Please say hello if you see me. It’s nice to talk. 

Oh! And I like books. Lots of books. Books are cool.