Friendship City Unlimited

antoni, 28, he/him (or she/her), friends with Love, Peace, and some other guys🖕

[ratmovie]

antoni 28 she

butch even in a bubble bath

lawfully wedded wife of fellow fujoshi @octopath0 since 12/21/22

nsfw text appears often and is never tagged

feel free to reblog all of my posts

[ratmovie]

i was treating myself to a day of commercial bl in preparation for my day at court but i guess now it was just plain self care 💅

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I've always felt an inexplicable arousal when viewing images of naked women

[sivavakkiyar]

Agha Shahid Ali

(that’s it! that’s the whole poem! you know when shahid decides to make a dark joke it takes you triply by surprise)

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Me, at the local coffee shop: Hey, can I get an objective experience of reality? Blue-haired feminist barista, pronounedly: Oh, you mean a construction of the intellect according to its a priori principles? Me, rolling my eyes: No. I said an objective experience of reality. Barista, too addled by college to understand: So... a phenomenological reality whose grounding in a world of noumena is bracketed? Me: No, an objective experience of reality. Barista: A representation, made of relations to yourself as a subject? Me: No! I want a frickin' objective experience of reality!

Barista: *stares blankly* Person behind me in line: Hey, could you hurry up and order? Some of us are trying to experience a series of mental events which we interpret as going places!

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i have jury summons tomorrow

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I GOT EXCUSED FOR AN UNDISCLOSED REASON

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i have jury summons tomorrow

[derangedrhythms]

And how horribly easy it is to be hurt. I am being hurt all day, & hurt by the tiniest & most subtle things. So on goes the everyday armour, and the self, even the wounded self, is hidden from so many.

Dylan Thomas, The Love Letters of Dylan Thomas; Pamela Hansford Johnson, March 1934

[godkissedme]

We should hang out soon before one of us evolves or disappears

[dreadwedge]

She arrived around four. You offered her water because you were thirsty and you thought she might be too. A few hours into hanging out she asked you where the bathroom was and excused herself for a minute or two. Later that night, lying in bed, while going over every detail of the day in your head, looking for something to blame yourself for, a thought occurred to you. You made her pee. You feel a terrible shame. There’s something deeply evil about you. How could you do that to another person. You’re so fucking manipulative. You made her pee.

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[mandycore420]

how it feels to formulate words and string together sentences

[ratmovie]

i will block you for white knighting red delicious apples i dont care. no one cares about you. roaming through life as an eternal pretender

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[hungwy]

What's up dude you got some time? What are you up to? I saw the status update about your new soundcloud and I gotta say music rots your brain bro gets the chemicals all unnatural back in the cave man days no one cried because there was no music or girlfriends and you would eat mammoth every day because theyre so big you cant miss with your spear and cry about it and when they invented music like singing and drumkits people started missing mammoths and getting girlfriends and writing poetry so you gotta go back to your natural state man I only bathe using bottled water necause thats stuffs from glaciers except one time I had to use Fiji and it messed up my hair texture for 4 days and I had to use tree sap to get the right stickiness back. But yeah ever since I stopped listening to music my brain chems have mellowed out and I have a very low tolerance for bird song but I really like wolf howling and cow moos since theyre just so classic you know but i cant really drink cow milk since I'm lactose intolerant after I got a minor surgery and the antibiotics destroyed my gut flora so i ate plain yogurt for half a year every day but back in the cave man days they didnt have yogurt or milk usually I think so its for the best and besides if they didnt like birds noises theyd just eat the birds, sort of like old school tiny pretzel bags you know?. But yeah music will Kill you dude at most I'll do tame impala but thats because my mom would play that at me in the womb so its sort of a primordial emotion and not really music especially on vinyl but I haven't owned a record player the last few months since I sold it to buy another pair of japanese denim jeans with that antibacterial indigo dye, recently ive only been wearing denim since I dont have to wash it since the smell of laundry detergent kinda gets me in a trance state like I swear there are like those funguses growing in some of my clothes but I think I got used to them and its kind of cute thinking that I'm warming them up but its too early to be a dad or a pet owner like thats more responsibility than anyone can handle so if the fungus dies off I'll try not to let it bother me. But don't mess with music man I swear try listening to some songs backwards you'll know what I mean, none of it will make sense

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