My Personal Blog x

Hi I'm Alex and I'm pretty rad. too far gone and still in the air

[chongoblog]

No wonder Talon is always losing

They don’t have any tanks or healers what kinda quick play comp is 3 attack heroes and one sniper

[c4tto626]

me: why the fuck am i not walking?!

the chat: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwadswwwwww

[sing-thebodyelectric-deactivate]

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

[cherryyclouds]

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

[leagueofderp]

*Violently presses button for ability that's on cooldown*

[dingojaws-deactivated20170826]

reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

the only Friend Zone is Lucio’s healing aura.

[dingojaws-deactivated20170826]

[fuckyeahforensics]

I just can’t even

[definedstandards]

Cashier: can't scan a broken barcode on a product

Millennial: oh no shall I get a new one??

baby boomer: I guess it's free ha ha ha!!!!

[ithelpstodream]

[just-shower-thoughts]

By smoking out of a bong you are utilizing all four elements in harmony: earth, air, fire, and water.

[swallowmortality]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[setheverman]

when a post is too bad even for my blog

[womanifesting]

[magicc0ncha]

[slaybbgurl]

[im--a--g0ner]

And they say romance is dead

[meanplastic]

[xueyangapologist]

who the fuck manages to eat three set separate meals at three set times of the day. who the fuck does that. i eat however much i’m hungry for whenever i’m hungry, which could be anywhere in the range of once a day, six times a day or constantly snacking, depending on the weather, how much i’ve slept, the phase of my menstrual cycle, how annoyed i am, how well i’m dressed, how much work i have to do, how much food i see that day, how gay i’m feeling,