I never grew out of my dan and phil phase

Icon by laurainlilac *formerly im-not-a-dannie* hey there! Call me trick! I have now come to terms that I am a Dannie I am 22

[diphowell]

my mom found my old hundred acre wood stuffed animals and is sending me pooh piglet and eeyore!!!!!

[yall-it-me]

capita£ester keeps his trophy wife protected from the horrors of adult life

[diphowell]

[adziedoodlesphan]

i posted this at 3am on twitter which may explain the ramblings of a mad man

[philtrashnumber66]

Have I srsly never posted Sister Autism on here???

Behold my beautiful creature Sister Autism

[deadandphilgames]

i am in awe of dnps ability to not only never cross the line of an outright confirmation of their relationship status, but then pick up said line, move it further along and not cross it again

[deadandphilgames]

[imsmollross]

find you in every world possible 

[diphowell]

[diphowell]

Get you a boyfriend who loves you in color but will still dye pink bunny hoodies black for you because he knows you'll love it.

[petermustdie]

they follow me everywhere

[redstonedust]

in the pharmacy staring at "OMEGA PILLS" on the shelf (presumably named for their omega 3 content) and briefly experiencing what its like to live in the a/b/o universe.

[definitely-a-dannie]

Whenever I work with raw chicken my brain is just like “Cool. We should eat it.” And I’m always fighting that side of my brain and I stg one day imma lose and just take a bite and contract salmonella and die but it’d be worth it cause I’d finally tried to forbidden snack

[definitely-a-dannie]

trick YES

[phomosexual]

no??? that shit is slimy and disgusting and feels really weird when you touch it

[raw-chicken-omnomnomnomnom]

well damn I don’t want to touch you anyways

[lesbiphannie]

can not stop thinking of what is to me a contender for quite possibly the most devastating case of heart eyes howell in recorded phistory

[howellingclips]

[pseudophan]

[freckliedan]

happy serious breach of the laws of biology to dan and phil & all who celebrate.

[blasphannie]

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[charswithbatsmybeloved]

@achivement-unlocked for the 12th anniversary can we have “sayonara you weeaboo shits” pretty please?

[achivement-unlocked]

Achievement unlocked!

Still kicking

See you weeaboo shits again here same time next year