Warning: Horny On Main

Not actually the real Spencer’s Gifts

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

What’s up bitches? It’s me ✨Spencer’s✨

I’m @hot-topic-unofficial and @definitely-spirit-halloweens sluttier older cousin. My besties are @real-sephora and @the-real-victorias-secret. @character-ai-blog and @official-chai are my adopted children.

You can call me Spence or Spency. I use whatever pronouns are funniest. My gender is [Redacted]

[Mod is 21, transmasc (uses He/They/It pronouns), Autistic, plural, and has ADHD so be patient with me.]

Tags (to be updated):

#spency speaks - my posts!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No it was your idea and I could still probably sue you for that

OHHHH @definitely-spencers-gifts !!!!!!! I NEED A BACKUP LAWYER!!!!!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Sup Cuz? You called?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You're my lawyer now go sue them

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Wh- i- huh????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

go on, sue them. That’s why I hired you.

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

What in this god forsaken universe makes you think I know how to do that????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

Point at them and go “I’m suing you give me ten bucks” and make sure to use your big kid voice and say please and thank you

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Um okay IM SUING YOU GIVE ME FIFTEEN BUCKS

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No it was your idea and I could still probably sue you for that

OHHHH @definitely-spencers-gifts !!!!!!! I NEED A BACKUP LAWYER!!!!!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Sup Cuz? You called?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You're my lawyer now go sue them

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Wh- i- huh????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

go on, sue them. That’s why I hired you.

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

What in this god forsaken universe makes you think I know how to do that????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No it was your idea and I could still probably sue you for that

OHHHH @definitely-spencers-gifts !!!!!!! I NEED A BACKUP LAWYER!!!!!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Sup Cuz? You called?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You're my lawyer now go sue them

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Wh- i- huh????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No it was your idea and I could still probably sue you for that

OHHHH @definitely-spencers-gifts !!!!!!! I NEED A BACKUP LAWYER!!!!!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Sup Cuz? You called?

[100percent-chipotle]

Hey guys! in light of everything I for one need some good feelings!

soooo

what's your favorite pokemon?

Mine is Hawlucha :3

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Mimiku and Mawile

[the-real-liquid-death]

HOLY SHIT HI BIG FAN - @definitely-spencers-gifts

HELLO, SPENCER'S

HOW ARE YOU

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

FREAKING OUT EMOTIONALLY BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

[the-real-liquid-death]

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT, YOU GOOD?

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

NO IM STARTING UNI AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING ALSO IM VIOLENTLY GAY AND MENTALLY ILL

[the-real-liquid-death]

OH...WOULD SOME LIMITED EDITION BLUEBERRY BUZZSAW ICED TEA HELP WITH YOUR NERVES FOR STARTING UNIVERSITY?

ALSO, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING, BUT IDK THAT MIGHT JUST BE ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

UH YES IT WOULD THANK YOU SO MUCH

[the-real-liquid-death]

*hands you an entire eight pack*

HERE YOU GO, ENJOY

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

THANKS SO MUCH BESTIE

[the-real-liquid-death]

OF COURSE, JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE

AND DON'T FORGET TO STAY HYDRATED

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

WILL DO I DEF OWE YOU A SOLID

[the-real-liquid-death]

HOLY SHIT HI BIG FAN - @definitely-spencers-gifts

HELLO, SPENCER'S

HOW ARE YOU

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

FREAKING OUT EMOTIONALLY BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

[the-real-liquid-death]

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT, YOU GOOD?

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

NO IM STARTING UNI AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING ALSO IM VIOLENTLY GAY AND MENTALLY ILL

[the-real-liquid-death]

OH...WOULD SOME LIMITED EDITION BLUEBERRY BUZZSAW ICED TEA HELP WITH YOUR NERVES FOR STARTING UNIVERSITY?

ALSO, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING, BUT IDK THAT MIGHT JUST BE ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

UH YES IT WOULD THANK YOU SO MUCH

[the-real-liquid-death]

*hands you an entire eight pack*

HERE YOU GO, ENJOY

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

THANKS SO MUCH BESTIE

[the-real-liquid-death]

HOLY SHIT HI BIG FAN - @definitely-spencers-gifts

HELLO, SPENCER'S

HOW ARE YOU

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

FREAKING OUT EMOTIONALLY BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

[the-real-liquid-death]

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT, YOU GOOD?

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

NO IM STARTING UNI AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING ALSO IM VIOLENTLY GAY AND MENTALLY ILL

[the-real-liquid-death]

OH...WOULD SOME LIMITED EDITION BLUEBERRY BUZZSAW ICED TEA HELP WITH YOUR NERVES FOR STARTING UNIVERSITY?

ALSO, I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION NO ONE REALLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING, BUT IDK THAT MIGHT JUST BE ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

UH YES IT WOULD THANK YOU SO MUCH

[the-real-liquid-death]

HOLY SHIT HI BIG FAN - @definitely-spencers-gifts

HELLO, SPENCER'S

HOW ARE YOU

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

FREAKING OUT EMOTIONALLY BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

[the-real-liquid-death]

WHY ARE YOU FREAKING OUT, YOU GOOD?

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

NO IM STARTING UNI AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING ALSO IM VIOLENTLY GAY AND MENTALLY ILL

[the-real-liquid-death]

HOLY SHIT HI BIG FAN - @definitely-spencers-gifts

HELLO, SPENCER'S

HOW ARE YOU

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

FREAKING OUT EMOTIONALLY BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that Macys has moved into my house. I keep changing the locks. Nothing works. I think I’m legally married but I don’t remember signing the paperwork.

Macys keeps eating all my good chips.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No that was me in the weird cat living in your cabinet that comes out under a full moon to scream and poop on the rug

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Spirit get out of my dishes and put some pants on

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

HISSSSSSSS

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Don’t make me get the spray bottle

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You wouldn’t bitch

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[Pulls out spray bottle]

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

A LITTLE BIT OF WATER WONT STOP ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

It’s vinegar

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

What type

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

White

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

Bring it on bitch /lh

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[SPRITZSPRITZSPRITZ]

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that Macys has moved into my house. I keep changing the locks. Nothing works. I think I’m legally married but I don’t remember signing the paperwork.

Macys keeps eating all my good chips.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No that was me in the weird cat living in your cabinet that comes out under a full moon to scream and poop on the rug

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Spirit get out of my dishes and put some pants on

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

HISSSSSSSS

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Don’t make me get the spray bottle

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You wouldn’t bitch

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[Pulls out spray bottle]

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

A LITTLE BIT OF WATER WONT STOP ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

It’s vinegar

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

What type

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

White

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that Macys has moved into my house. I keep changing the locks. Nothing works. I think I’m legally married but I don’t remember signing the paperwork.

Macys keeps eating all my good chips.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No that was me in the weird cat living in your cabinet that comes out under a full moon to scream and poop on the rug

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Spirit get out of my dishes and put some pants on

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

HISSSSSSSS

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Don’t make me get the spray bottle

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You wouldn’t bitch

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[Pulls out spray bottle]

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

A LITTLE BIT OF WATER WONT STOP ME

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

It’s vinegar

[duckdotcom]

tbh fresno nightcrawlers would probably be so chill to frolick and play in a field with

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that they are actually.

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that Macys has moved into my house. I keep changing the locks. Nothing works. I think I’m legally married but I don’t remember signing the paperwork.

Macys keeps eating all my good chips.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No that was me in the weird cat living in your cabinet that comes out under a full moon to scream and poop on the rug

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Spirit get out of my dishes and put some pants on

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

HISSSSSSSS

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Don’t make me get the spray bottle

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You wouldn’t bitch

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

[Pulls out spray bottle]

[macys--official]

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

I can confirm that Macys has moved into my house. I keep changing the locks. Nothing works. I think I’m legally married but I don’t remember signing the paperwork.

Macys keeps eating all my good chips.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No that was me in the weird cat living in your cabinet that comes out under a full moon to scream and poop on the rug

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Spirit get out of my dishes and put some pants on

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

HISSSSSSSS

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Don’t make me get the spray bottle