These absolute idiots-

I can color change bc I ate the *meat* from Target (sorta /ij)

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hello, I am a lawyer for the gimmick verse

I am going to have to play devil's advocate so fucking much aren't I

If you wish to sue someone it is usually advisable to know *who* you are suing

There are rules on this hellsite, so to avoid needing my services, you should check out @absolutely-the-gimmick-law-maker or @definitely-supreme-court

If you must address me by name, you can call me Lawyer, Reywal or Rey, or Sawyer, Tom Sawyer, whatever your heart desires and my pronouns are up to you

disclaimers: I know nothing about law, I am not a lawyer

[silliestcolressfan]

affirmations for people with multiple blogs:

☆ i am on the right blog

☆ i wont accidentally post on the wrong blog

☆ i can get my blogs right

☆ i have a normal amount of side blogs

☆ this isnt going on the wrong blog

[foolfortune]

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hello why are people following me I haven't posted anything on this account in months

[gimmick-lawyer]

Every few weeks there's a bunch of people following me and - hi? I forgot this account existed lol

[gimmick-lawyer]

My obligatory "where the fuck are you guys coming from" reblog lol

[letsblogwithmama]

Did I hear you'd be adopting us? I also dont have a mama who loves me, she is mean

yup sign here

[gimmick-lawyer]

This is 100% legal ✅

[gimmick-lawyer]

Hello why are people following me I haven't posted anything on this account in months

[gimmick-lawyer]

Every few weeks there's a bunch of people following me and - hi? I forgot this account existed lol

[into-the-gimmickverse]

Tumblr Gimmickverse list (updated vers) (Pt 1)

To all the gimmick blogs, I am so sorry for summoning you all. This is unfortunately the only way I can post the list <3

The threatsverse

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@nominous-threats

@autotheist-of-ominous-threats

Signsverse

@ominous-signs

@silly-signs

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

Gimmickthiefverse

@gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief

@bad-gimmick-thief

@gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief

@gimmick-thief-theif-thcief

@gimmickthiefthiefthiefthiefthief

@gimmick-remover

@gimmick-thief-burglar

Identifierverse

@fish-identifier

@cat-identifier

@identifying-cars-in-posts

@identifying-horses-in-posts

@identifying-planes-in-posts

@poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts

@identifying-cat-phenotypes

@identifying-cats

@identifying-cellphones-in-posts

@identifying-bees-in-posts

@identifying-guns-in-posts

@identifying-guitars-in-posts

@identifying-gulls-in-posts

@identifying-fonts-in-images

@identifying-the-unseen-in-posts

@dragons-locator

@creatures-in-posts

@certified-piss-posts

@mammalidentifier

@identifying-spacecraft-in-posts

@dog-spotted

@cat-spotted

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

@identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts

@identifying-birds

@identifying-maille-weaves

@identifying-typewriters-in-posts

@mouse-spotted

@snake-spotted

@certified-new-york-posts

@chicago-mentioned

@identifying-snakes-in-posts

@which-os

@identifyinggimmickblogsinposts

Detectorverse

@fox-detector

@bear-detector

@detector-detector

@loss-detector

@girl-detector

@orca-detector

@carbon-monoxide-detector

@south-carolina-detector

@corviddetector

@goose-detector

@crab-detector

@gay-detector

@opossum-detector

@bell-detector

@columbiforme-detector

@corvid-detector

@axolotl-detector

@snow-leopard-detector

@bat-detector

@salmon-detector

@detector-detector

@mouse-detector

@cat-detector

@trans-detector

@egg-detector

@shark-detector

@bug-detector

@dino-detector

@crowdetector

@fish-detector

@skid-fit-detector

@therickrolldetector

@crane-detector

@lizard-detector

@i-detect-rickrolls

@pigeon-detector

@bronzong-detector

@text-inverter-detector

@tsunderedetector

@british-alert

@eroticismofthemachinedetector

Achievementverse

@pointless-achievements

@achievement-unlocked

@randomitemdrop

@dailyquests

@achievement-achievement-unlocked

[into-the-gimmickverse]

(Pt 2)

Officialpostsverse

@official-boob-posts

@official-penis-posts

@bees-official

@knifedealler-official

@teamrocket-official

@youareanidiot-official

@anti-terf-posts

@ofishal-fish-posts

@medici-official

@official-cannibalism-posts

@official-linguistics-post

@official-crab-posts

@official-nature-posts

@officialgrassrating

@official-level-five

@official-olm-posts

@the-equator-official

@milk-the-official

@official-jurassic-park

@french-horn-official

@cute-aggression-official

@deja-vu-official

@official-official-post-posts

Brandsverse

@google-officiall

@firefox-unofficial

@mcdonlads-official

@big-mayo-official

@yahooo-official

@the-real-apple-mail

@totally-apple-music

@whataburger-possibly-official

@class-dojo-officially

@100percent-shell-oil

@cvs-pharmacy-real

@truly-jcjenson

@definitely-wikipedia

@k-f-c-official

@totally-scjohnson

@officially-google-translate

@reallytimhortons

@walmart-the-official

@apple-unofficial

@totally-roku-tv

@firesub-houseway-real

@yahooo-official-may-return

@its-target-official

@wikipedia-the-non-official

@the-real-yahoo-mail

@realgoogleclassroom

@realsafari

@duothelingo

@the-real-gmail

@sony-official

@operagxreal

@yes-im-youtube-kids

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-real-ecosia

@definitely-quicktrip

@pizza-hut-official

@gb-tesco-official-new

@real-microsoft-outlook

@buildabearfr

@firehouse-subs-fr

@deviantart-official

@totally-ikea

@yandex-search-fr

@official-sainsburys

@definitely-spencers-gifts

@totally-not-kraft-mac-and-cheese

@real-pollo-campero

@the-real-ipsy

@totally-peacock-i-swear

@not-really-discord

@burgerking-official

@obviously-mojang

@pizza-hut-unofficial

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@the-dunkin-of-dunkins

@the-real-gamefreak

@applebees-honestly

@im-pandora-i-promise

@barnes-and-noble-official

@the-real-chipotle

@official-toys-r-us

@sony-official

@basically-bumble

@undeniably-chevron

@speedron

@official-petsmart

@100percent-chipotle

@checkers-official

@biglots-official

@journeys-official

@nutterbutter-official

@starry-unofficial

Governmentverse

@government-agency-bracket

@centers-for-disease-control

@nasa-official

@transit-fag

@the-even-officialer-news

@the-official-news

@ripta-official

@definitely-waste-management

@the-us-navy-official

@royal-canadian-air-force

@localairport

@bureau-of-mental-regulation

Poetryverse

@eggblackoutpoetry

@reallybadblackoutpoems

@shitpost-poetry-official

@i-scan-your-poems

Locationsverse

@maryland-official

@marylandofficial

@maryland-officially

@ohioofficial

@official-northkorea

@officialmexico

@officialunitedstates

@raleigh-nc-official-totally-real

@totally-durham-nc

@chapel-hill-nc-real

@totally-france

@massachusetts-official

@the-state-of-georgia-official

@official-rhode-island

@totally-salisbury-nc

@the-fr-north-carolina-totally

@the-fmby-north-carolina-totally

@rhode-island-real

@literally-the-first-state

@newhampshireofficial

@the-real-illinois

@atlanta-city-official

@0fficial-america

@the-republic-of-california-fr-fr

@state-of-connecticut-official

@westernmassposting

@officially-dorset

@the-ottoman-empire-for-real

@definitely-totally-croatia

@definitely-britain

@new-mexico-official

@france-unofficial

@the-principality-of-sealand

@totally-italy

@france-the-third

@the-official-italy

@official-denmark

@washington-official-2

@denmark-forreal

@denmark-official

@denmarklandia-official

@official-hongkong

@official-ireland

@definitelytherepublicofireland

@forever-scotland

@russia-totallyofficial

@definitely-canada

@germany-official

@totally-germany

@genuinely-germany

@official-new-zealand

@india-official

@yugoslavia-official

@the-official-roman-empire

@guatemala-official

@definitely-brasil

@very-real-australia

@literally-luxembourg

@definitely-totally-croatia

@totally-japan

@therealrepublicofkorea

@pakistan-official

@republic-of-molossia

@the-kingdom-of-norway

@sweden-official

@non-tyrannical-usa

@the-state-of-michigan

@cape-breton-island-itself

@state-of-florida-official

@state-of-conneticut-official

@the-real-illinois

@utah-offical

@mhm-wisconsin

@the-only-ontario

@actually-alberta

@new-york-for-real

@the-province-of-nova-scotia-real

@france-the-third

@officiallybavaria

@totally-china

@yorkshire-official

@real-british-empire

@buffalony-official

@utah-official

@utah-offical

@guatemala-official

@the-real-nevada

@a-new-found-land

@official-sc

@new-york-unoficial

@hawaii-offcial

@real-california-republic

@sovereign-state-of-alaska

@washington-official

@saskatchewan-forreal

@definitely-indiana

@soviet-state-of-new-york

@real-chicago

@totally-india

@official-vermont-fr

@mackinac-island-official

@the-nevada

@iceland-the-official

@mid-maryland

[into-the-gimmickverse]

(Pt 3)

Miscellaneous gimmicks

@definitely-not-a-bee

@really-a-vampire

@the-fake-catholic-church

@the-official-goose-god

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@the-missiles-guy

@the-exploder-anon

@i-just-reblog-stuff-i-hate

@blog-for-water

@hellsitegenetics

@posts-i-saw-on-wikipedia

@posts-i-saw-on-reddit

@dragons-locator

@oldenglishtextposts

@randomalienencounter

@whatcoloristhatcat

@will-it-soup

@snailifier

@post-uwuifier

@yeahokayillreblogthat

@facts-i-just-made-up

@fixing-bad-posts

@probablybadrpgideas

@trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter

@thegimmickblog

@postanagramgenerator

@libraryofbabel-postlocator

@how-many-purples

@how-much-yellow

@not-a-trampoline-daily

@word-problem-posting

@free-post-store

@reading-comp-posting

@post-store

@waterboardingwizard

@the-frightening-ghoul

@time-travel-approval-council

@you-get-water

@official-john-lennon

@the-mojave-desert

@the-sniffer

@sniffer-of-gimmicks

@marryingthewholecorpoverse

@the-everything-remover

@totally-hardcore-tanoc

@rainworld-name-verifier

@post-fishifier

@text-inverter

@ur-fav-hates-columbus

@randomly-generated-posts-machine

@making-you-in-spore

@alienracist

@shakespeare-official-account

@rate-this-color-please

@top-secret-replier

@l-is-t-e-n

@a-literal-rat

@counting-hrt-in-posts

@real-boeing-757

@ratethepost

@hellsite-cat-genetics

@the-assigner-of-gimmicks

@not-a-dark-matter

@has-no-opinions

@singular-ghost-sound

@snailmusic

@thescrimblifier

@gimmick-remover

@isuggestforcemasc

@watchpoob

@this-post-smells-like

@sneebertdeebert

@snackgenerator

@gimmick-therapist

@giftgenerator

@woo-in-different-lengths

@fuckableobjects

Planetsverse

@herbig-haro-211

@officially-triton

@actually-titan

@real-yucous-ghe

@the-real-planet-x

@the-moon-styx

@the-sol-sun-fr

@the-moon-called-cyst

@official-moon-of-vitreous

@neuro-officially

@vitreous-officially

@official-meibo-ghe

@official-macula

@totally-the-moon-oculus

@blue-marble-earth

@venus-for-real

@saturn-official

@temporarily-moon-two

@diomenia-daughter-of-callisto

@deimos-moon-of-terror

@mercury-the-swift

@totally-callisto

@planet-king-jupiter

@the-great-io

@the-red-planet-mars

@the-ringed-planet-saturn

@the-lovely-planet-earth

@the-speedy-planet-mercury

@the-chill-planet-uranus

@official-planet-pluto

@truly-pluto

@haumea-the-dwarf-planet

@makemake-the-silly-dwarfie

@the-real-eris

@asteroid-belt-resident-ceres

@the-amazing-andromeda-galaxy

@i-am-the-alcyoneus-galaxy

@i-am-the-milky-way-galaxy

@the-serene-moon-luna

@moon-of-fear-phobos

@the-panic-moon-deimos

@pizza-moon-io

@speckled-callisto

@the-radiant-sun

@truly-the-sun

@big-fucking-sagittarius-astar

@totally-the-real-pisces

@aries-official

@andromeda-the-constellation

@offically-taurus

@and-cassiopeia

@orion-in-the-sky

@ursa-minor-probably

@official-draco-constellation

@ursa-major-actually

@the-official-gemini

@im-canis-minor

@literally-leo

@literally-leo-minor

@might-be-capricorn

@yeah-im-scorpio

Antigimmickverse

@anti-royal-canadian-air-force

@water-for-blog

@counter-facts-i-just-made-up

@breaking-fixing-bad-posts

@alphabetuncompletionist

@reading-comp-wrong-answers

@rat-detector-but-evil

@evilorcadetector

@anti-h2o

@gimmick-fixer

@gimmick-unremover

@son-of-gimmick-unremover

Kitty blogs

@kittysmoker

@kittybroker

@kittybrokerrater

Snomverse

@i-am-a-snom

@oshnom

@robosnom

@snomchievement-unlocked

@i-am-protosnom

@rescued-snom

@engineer-snom

@special-agent-snom

@pride-snom

@sneaky-detective-snom

@snom-with-a-nuke

@apocalypse-snom

@wizard-snom

@thief-snom

@shiny-snomblr

@shiny-snom-red-edition

@snomfee-cup

@i-am-a-frosmoth

@eclipse-frosmoth

@space-snom

@ethics-snom

@otherworldly-patron-snom

@momsnom

@snom-with-sweater

@snom-postal-services

@snom-with-a-bomb

@i-am-catboi-snom

@snom-appreciation

@snomba-has-blog

@snomonomicon

@snom-with-a-knife

@snominrandomplaces

@dinosnom

@reborn-apocalypse-snom

@snom-devourer-of-worlds

@snom-in-space

@lawyer-snom

@snom-with-a-bazooka

@ditto-snom

@cowboysnom

@charlesnom

@evil-snom

@snom-propaganda

@snomonado

@snomnom

@snomganda

@snomms

@snom-goodman

[lmofak]

@randomalienencounter 's blog mod here, holy shit

[asexual-official]

Wow

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick list

[dumbpollsonly]

did they forget anyone?

probably

maybe not

I like lists :)

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[gimmick-lawyer]

Woah you've been busy

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[deedesria543]

So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?

T R I P L E K I L L

[quasi-normalcy]

DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.

[viscerawizard]

Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy

[agentleem]

Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)

@cu-riogach @ferno-does-random-shit @pageofrage612 @profeshinul-wizurd @apprentice-wizard-mr-mary-mack @jhomikle @mayhem-moth @theflowerchild1 @terrencetheshark14 @hnoc-system @1dreana0 @mayhaps-am-mallard @phlo0p @supersoupslut69420 @lukadjo @ashen-the-tiefling @lixorloveslicorice @mersinia @mariheadspace @slimylittlemaggot @localtransmascfrog @detectivewizzard @slymewitch @magical-bear-dubin @number-1-haxorus-fan @hommedebanane @qwertacius-boi @mayhem-moth-2 @willowplantcat @aroace-wizard @radio-to-trenchcoat-demons @the-frog-wizard-leep @asexualmisconduct @earthquakening @durgalmaple @bobbyzombiegg @demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @insertblogaesthetichere @username-not-registered @redpandalily @cow-stealin-gal @kaithe-enby404 @combustion-witch @felixisfruity @funny-short-man @welcome-to-the-fairground

[insertblogaesthetichere]

Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button

[hecateisalesbian]

damn better not….tag some famous people

@felixcloud6288 @teaboot

[a-royal-sage]

Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage

@amongussexgif (/nf)

[oldsgie-deactivated20260302]

oh noooooo… how could this have happened…

[aroace-ominous-threats]

Oopsie

[fuck-you-ominous-threats]

Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this

[this-threat-is-ominous]

I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm

Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble

[list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats]

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats @the-list-of-real-ominous-threats @the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats @fuck-you-ominous-threats @love-you-ominous-threats @another-list-of-ominous-threats @backup-ominous-threats @priest-of-ominous-threats @theoriginallistofominousthreats @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats @very-not-ominous-threats @aroace-ominous-threats @atheist-of-ominous-threats @puddles-of-ominous-threats @justsomeominousthreats @nominous-threats @this-threat-is-ominous @notomimousthreats @a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats @completely-unreadable-threats @the-worst-list-of-threats @the-porn-ominous-threat @not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat @taerht-suonimo @clickbaitominousthreats @ominous-signs @the-last-ominous-threat

refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list

[a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats]

GET DA BISH.

[pinterest-real]

sic em

@totally-bing

@totally-official-yahoo

@totally-microsoft

@the-true-internet-explorer

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@the-real-google

@subway-offical

@speedway-official-unofficial

@realsafari

@official-fedex

@samsung-music-official

@nasa-real

@yahoo-official

@waffle-house-unofficial

@the-official-apple

@im-pandora-i-promise

@the-tumblur-searchbar

@us-costco-official

@burgerking-official

@yandex-search-fr

@duothelingo

@tim-hortans-official

@definitely-wikipedia

@the-one-and-only-duckduckgo

@firefox-official

@totally-geico

@actually-amazon

@whataburger-unofficial

@definitely-tor-browser-official

@undeniably-chevron

@jack-in-the-box-official

@walmart-the-official

@disney-the-official

@totally-mcdonalds

@asda-real

@totally-real-quotev-promise

@the-real-twitter-bird

@x-official

@real-target

@centers-for-disease-control

@the-real-honda

@bonafide-browser-brave

@totally-germany

@operagxreal

@amazon-officialblog

@the-mcdonalds

@barnes-and-noble-official

@official-the-united-states

@russia-totallyofficial

@forever-scotland

attacl

[actual-aspec-military]

You know what to do soldiers.

[canadian-hellbird]

Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button

[reallytimhortons]

If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!

[is-a-b3llaaah]

@real-british-empire

It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.

[sensoryscorpio]

oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this

[average-transfem-robotgirl]

> Beep Boop!! [^_^]

> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]

@robotgirlservos @electro-mechanical @eroticismofthemachinedetector @transhuman-priestess @yet-another-robotgirl @universal-serialbus @improper-maid @objectumconfessional @orthographicviewscannotbetumbled @officialdragonslayr @ashenthorns @failgynoid @fissile-materialism @fivepebbles @finitestateai @wrapmeincables @robot-girl-bites @robotgirlhardware @robotgirltail @ze-zerro @girlmachinezeph @girl-processing-unit @glitchgirlgasm @j4d3d-w0m4n @jadedwoman @lesbiam-robotgurl @computer-kisser @virtualgirladv @battery-included @n0va-pkt @noizepushr @moonwiretherobot @mindless-machinegirl

[the-real-nevada]

why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it

[zsam-the-xkelepunz]

oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee

[totally-ironland]

Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above

[the1andonly-adrienbillcipherfan]

oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals

@thatacefrog

@literallylink–who-tf-is-ravioli

@buggz-owlz

@chaos-triangle (hey star mind summoning literally everyone-)

[chaos-triangle]

On it!

@kianf1sh @mildlybizarrecorvid @moonys-chaos @writingnotes520 @stories-i-guess @bewarethecircles @swords-and-chaos @sillyguyz4ever @spikeplushiehaj @kittyofthestarz @happilycyberobject @mabelpinesgrapplinghookxoxo01 @chaos-creature-on-the-roof @fireflychaosdemon @thatacefrog @that-0ne-sam @audhdprincess @0mr-friendly0 @ace-does-nerd-stuff @venus-salam-the-puppet @letsplayhydeandseek @sapient-marshmallow-princess (the master mellow mind)

[sillyguyz4ever]

Screw the police

Free palestine

Peace 4 Ukraine

@c0rpseflowerz

@numba1kittytdrrkinkawaii

@chaos-triangle

@ my moots

[chaos-triangle]

Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!

@freakasaurus-rex @thatacefrog @that-weird-bee @evilscientist3 @a-calico-rabbit @weirdmageddon @weirdness-is-good @abd-illustrates @ghost-esc-tacy @bee-snail @bees-official @xx-th33-s1lly-0n3-xx @xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @aron-artist @kermit-the-fag-uwu @dungeonlv1

anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!

[a-calico-rabbit]

A damn crying shame….

[welsh-dragon-offical]

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-8x @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-rat-89 @rat-detector-redacted @snake-time @saradika-graphics @gholdic @julius-caeser @gdhshhshsh-blog @godsplatter @god-offical @godofstory @god- @god-of-flamess @go-weedyland-16-blog

@blahajbaby @blahaj-ch @theshitpostcalligraphere @the-purple-file

@bear-detector @crab-detector-detector @translating-posts-into-finnish

@gimmick-therapist @gimmick-thief-thief-thief-thief @gimmick-lawyer @city-of-london-official @city-of-baltimore-official

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

No it was your idea and I could still probably sue you for that

OHHHH @definitely-spencers-gifts !!!!!!! I NEED A BACKUP LAWYER!!!!!

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Sup Cuz? You called?

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

You're my lawyer now go sue them

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Wh- i- huh????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

go on, sue them. That’s why I hired you.

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

What in this god forsaken universe makes you think I know how to do that????

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

Point at them and go “I’m suing you give me ten bucks” and make sure to use your big kid voice and say please and thank you

[definitely-spencers-gifts]

Um okay IM SUING YOU GIVE ME FIFTEEN BUCKS

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

ATTABOY TELL EM WHOSE BOSS

OOOOOHHH @gimmick-lawyer WHAT YA GONNA DO NOW

[gimmick-lawyer]

@definitely-spencers-gifts ... With all due respect, my esteemed colleague, that is not how one sues someone...

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

DONT THROW BRICKS AT ME PLEASE

[red-rotary-dial]

why would i do that?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

THE LAWYER TOLD ME D:

[red-rotary-dial]

What lawyer

i am confused

[gimmick-lawyer]

I know you have a habit of... disposing of people in a not so temporary fashion, and @definitely-spirit-halloween wanted some people disposed of (specifically @femboy-spirithalloween and @femboy-spirit-halloween)

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

YOU DID

[gimmick-lawyer]

details

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

scroll up

[gimmick-lawyer]

(no i know lol, i meant it as a sort of "shhhh don't mention it" way)

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

DONT THROW BRICKS AT ME PLEASE

[red-rotary-dial]

why would i do that?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

THE LAWYER TOLD ME D:

[red-rotary-dial]

What lawyer

i am confused

[gimmick-lawyer]

I know you have a habit of... disposing of people in a not so temporary fashion, and @definitely-spirit-halloween wanted some people disposed of (specifically @femboy-spirithalloween and @femboy-spirit-halloween)

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

YOU DID

[gimmick-lawyer]

details

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I'm a lawyer.

[red-rotary-dial]

and why am i here?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I've heard of the...Services you provide

[red-rotary-dial]

have you now?

where did you hear?

[gimmick-lawyer]

@/france-the-third's parasite sometimes comes to me when they're bored; they mentioned you had stabbed their host

[red-rotary-dial]

Shh, not so loud. What if anyone hears

[gimmick-lawyer]

Apologies, sometimes I get a bit reckless

[red-rotary-dial]

How do i know you won't snitch on me

[gimmick-lawyer]

You don't I guess, but I haven't yet, and I have no motive to do so currently.

[red-rotary-dial]

Alright

If you decide to make up your mind about that, i will find you and end your existence

[gimmick-lawyer]

...please do

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I'm a lawyer.

[red-rotary-dial]

and why am i here?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I've heard of the...Services you provide

[red-rotary-dial]

have you now?

where did you hear?

[gimmick-lawyer]

@/france-the-third's parasite sometimes comes to me when they're bored; they mentioned you had stabbed their host

[red-rotary-dial]

Shh, not so loud. What if anyone hears

[gimmick-lawyer]

Apologies, sometimes I get a bit reckless

[red-rotary-dial]

How do i know you won't snitch on me

[gimmick-lawyer]

You don't I guess, but I haven't yet, and I have no motive to do so currently.

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I'm a lawyer.

[red-rotary-dial]

and why am i here?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I've heard of the...Services you provide

[red-rotary-dial]

have you now?

where did you hear?

[gimmick-lawyer]

@/france-the-third's parasite sometimes comes to me when they're bored; they mentioned you had stabbed their host

[red-rotary-dial]

Shh, not so loud. What if anyone hears

[gimmick-lawyer]

Apologies, sometimes I get a bit reckless

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I'm a lawyer.

[red-rotary-dial]

and why am i here?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I've heard of the...Services you provide

[red-rotary-dial]

have you now?

where did you hear?

[gimmick-lawyer]

@/france-the-third's parasite sometimes comes to me when they're bored; they mentioned you had stabbed their host

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

DONT THROW BRICKS AT ME PLEASE

[red-rotary-dial]

why would i do that?

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

THE LAWYER TOLD ME D:

[red-rotary-dial]

What lawyer

i am confused

[gimmick-lawyer]

I know you have a habit of... disposing of people in a not so temporary fashion, and @definitely-spirit-halloween wanted some people disposed of (specifically @femboy-spirithalloween and @femboy-spirit-halloween)

[red-rotary-dial]

so... you want me to assassinate them..?

[gimmick-lawyer]

Well, legally, no.

I can't ask anyone to assassinate anyone else.

However, there's nothing to stop me from recommending your services to someone else

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

*Looks around* Heh! There better not be any Femboy clones of me!

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

Hello.

[femboy-spirithalloween]

Greeting.

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

BAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[femboy-spirithalloween]

CLONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[femboy-spirit-halloween]

SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CLONE WOULD SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

OH GOD I THOUGHT THIS ONLY HAPPENED IN MOVIES WHO DO I KILL

[gimmick-lawyer]

Both

[definitely-spirit-halloween]

I can't have this on my conscience you do it 3:

[gimmick-lawyer]

I can't kill people, I have to uphold the law

Doesn't stop me from giving... advice lol but still can't kill anyone

Why not ask @red-rotary-dial ?

[red-rotary-dial]

... who exactly are you?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I'm a lawyer.

[red-rotary-dial]

and why am i here?

[gimmick-lawyer]

I've heard of the...Services you provide