I Think It’s Safe Now

He/They 🏳️‍🌈| 24 Hi! This is where I’ll put all my furry stuff, video game crap, and other things I find amusing. So just, uh, make yourself at home, I guess. I do enjoy new company :]

[definitelyarkto]

H-he...

[shrimsal0428]

요즘 내가 제일 좋아하는 둘 +약간 뇌절

[purrhibition]

it has no thoughts

[draco2662]

IM BACKKKKK

[draco2662]

Derggg

[k-eke]

A little Gameoverse fanart!

Congratulations to the whole Glitch team!

[zangerdanger]

FEEL THE MUSIC 🎶🌈

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[serpentinesomebody]

[papermariosuggestion]

[unaffiliatedhorseblog]

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[thyrell]

i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

[writing-prompt-s]

You were once the demon king. “Defeated” by the hero, you went into hiding to pursue a simpler life. Today the “hero” has appeared, threatening you family to pay tribute, not realizing who you actually are. Today you show them what happens when you have something worth fighting to protect.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

You are told at seven that you won’t ever do anything good in your life. You grow up knowing that it doesn’t matter that you help your younger sister make her letters properly or that you’re the one who stays up late with mother when too many custom orders come through the tailor shop. It doesn’t matter that you don’t want to hurt anyone or control anyone or anything of the sort. It doesn’t matter that your name means Light in your mother’s native language because as soon as they realize that you’re the Demon King, no one ever calls your name again.

You are chased out of your village the moment your powers bloom at fifteen years old, and the skies turn black with your fear. A rock hits you between your shoulder blades just as you make it to the main road and you stumble, falling to your knees in a mud puddle at the very moment the skies open up.

“She’s cursing us!” the midwife who delivered you screams over the thunder. “She’s damning us with her!”

Your mother is crying, but she doesn’t raise a hand to help you. She did everything she could, keeping your Role a secret all these years. She won’t risk anymore with another little girl to take care of.

No one tells you that you have a choice. No kind stranger drags you out of the rain and into the warmth of their home where a wise sage tells you it is not how we are born, but what choices we make.

Instead, you take the little pack your mother hid for you in the depths of the forest and sling it over your shoulder. There’s money, provisions, and more wraps to cover the evil mark on your left bicep.

“Your destiny will find you,” your mother told you only hours ago. “I forgive you for it.”

She meant the words as a comfort, but you only heard condemnation in it. Without having killed so much as a fly, she is already blessing you with forgiveness.

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[imlunanoche02]

CAINEEEEE I LOVE

[goblinhound]

BARKBARKBARKBARK

[accelldraws]

!!!! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT !!!!

after much consideration i have come to realize that foxes are very overrated. so now effective immediately, instead of foxes there shall be bnuuy instead 🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇🐇

[peppermelli]

Words cut deep

[cutecipher]

reblog if its okay for people to send you $5,000 dollars with no strings attached

[cutecipher]

btw if anyone gets $5,000 because of this post, you're welcome.

[definitelyarkto]

He’s everything to me…