Pillow Talk and Pipe Dreams

I'm a graphic artist and musician in Des Moines, Iowa. This is where I post the stuff I'm working on or thinking about. You know—like a blog.

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Happy Birthday Miss @reallycatherine. Haven't attempted roller skates in like 20 years. The results were as comical as you might imagine. (at SKATE NORTH INCREDIROLL)

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New little solo break in Cassius. Trumpeter for the band playing next door (never met him before, he lives in NOLA) came out, shot this video and then looked me up on Facebook so he could send it to me. "Great set, I thought you might want this." Nice guy. . . #trumpet #oldsrecording #warburtonmouthpiece #livemusic (at The Redstone Room @ River Music Experience)

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Last night I took the fledgling electric rig out for test drive at @leftyslive with King of the Tramps. Still learning, but it all works. #electrictrumpet #digitech #peavey #oldsrecording #trumpet (at Lefty's Live Music)

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Done. Simple, timeless, functional, and done. Happy Valentines Day @jennykoska ! #woodworking #bookcase #valentinedaygift (at Des Moines, Iowa)

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What if we found out that T-rex’s actually moved around like kangaroos?

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My goals in life have very good goalies

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This fountain depicts the comical aftermath of a DIY plumbing mishap. "Ack! Turn it off! Turn it back off!" #versaillesgardens #DIY #travel (at Gardens of Versailles)

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Excavating the excavation pit. That faux rock isn't faux-king around. #exhibitslife

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If just 3 million of you listen to the song twice, this panda will have enough money to still have no money.

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Too real...

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"Maintenance approaching" seems a little ominous...[sigh] this printer is such a drama queen.

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Progression of work on a new exhibit component for the Makers Studio, starting in the top left corner. Still a lot to do! #workinprogress #exhibitslife #talesfromsci #woodworking #urbanwoodworking #vornado #looksgoodfromadistance #firstattempt

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"Read ME! Read ME! I'm a triumph of modern literature!" Meeeee! #catsofinstagram #bravewoodestate (at Des Moines, Iowa)

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Keep your eye on the car right behind Jeff playing bass. The lyrics of the song just happened to be "Fuego! Fuego!" #perfect (at Waterloo Center for the Arts)

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Smile with your eyes! #museumlife #exhibits #safetyfirst (at Science Center of Iowa & Blank IMAX Dome Theater)

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I don't know wtf they buried under the garden, but it's a good thing we didn't try to till it. Rocks and bricks and concrete, oh my! I'm tired now.

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A successful prototype is grounds for expansion. This gardening this is about to get real. #ridinglow #gardening #landscaping #springhassprung #scionxd #yardwork #menards (at Menards)