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could you possibly draw a small happy opossum for me? it's been a rough week :v

when i talk about my dreams ppl are always like “wow ur dreams are so amazing and coherent with cool plots” and I’m like well yeah bc I’m only giving you the synopsis. my dream about being a marine biologist exploring the oceans on the moon of a distant planet is really cool and plot-driven in the summary I give you that leaves out the part where the pilot of our spaceship was a professional Keanu Reeves impersonator but he wasn’t very good at it so his main job was piloting space ships but he wouldn’t stop pretending to be Keanu Reeves still

lulusketches

new video! 5 ways to be a more productive artist in 2019. enjoy! :)

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catchymemes

cl0udyd4z3

so cats, huh?

glassescat

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

westerninfluence

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

picklesandwine

This is the Alexander Henry Pin-Up collection - and they are all fucking amazing!

banananutcraycray

OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”

tardisinthetimewarp

I had an older man come into the fabric store that I used to work in and dropped 3 bolts of the firefighter one on my counter and said, “I need this. I don’t know what I’m gonna do with it, but I need it.” a man behind him then yelled, “Pyjamas!” and the first man said, “My husband recommends pyjamas.”

dakotaaaa

some thoughts on self objectification

theresagooseinthemainframe

Holy mother of hell

closet-keys

this is a huge reason why lesbians can go years just not figuring out that they aren’t attracted to men. when your whole understanding of attraction is “objectifying yourself to the point that you understand intimacy as a performance to be the perfect sexual object for a man” then the question of who and what you desire isn’t even being asked- let alone answered.

decalexas

a few years back, i read “cinderella ate my daughter" by peggy orenstein (which is an interesting sort of crash course on the ways in which gender roles are really impressed on children through media, capitalism, toys, etc.). I read it like 5 years ago so if I get anything wrong, forgive me; I don’t own the book so I can’t consult it.

but one thing that really stuck with me was a part where the author speaks with (I believe) a child psychologist, and they talk about sexuality of teenage girls. one thing the psychologist mentions is that, when talking about sex, sexual attraction, etc, girls will frame it in terms of how they look, rather than how they feel when asked about their feelings (emotional and physical): “I feel like I look sexy, I look hot, etc,”. from the onset of experiencing sexuality, etc (which really means, going back to childhood, because girls are really bombarded by objectification from the time they’re tiny), girls are already alienated from their own bodies and sense of what feels good, right, or okay.

no wonder the process of realizing you’re a lesbian can be so difficult; it’s also no wonder that we have so many women who look back and say it took them years to realize that what happened to them was sexual assault, or who look back and say that they weren’t happy or satisfied in relationships but stayed in them anyway, or that women are so constantly critical of their appearances in everything they do. all of it comes down to the fact that women are so alienated from their own bodies, feelings, and experiences. monitoring how you look constantly really creates such a distance between you and your actual life, it takes you out of the moment, it makes it difficult to judge your actual feelings, or create boundaries, or bond genuinely with others, or have positive experiences free of self-criticism.

thecowgirlwitch

Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?

baylone

enoughtohold

who is she

regularlesbian

woman seeking woman. i’m six feet tall, fashionable, and enjoy long walks through brackish estuary water off the coast of virginia

estebanwaseaten

She’s our most famous cryptid

theweddingofthefoxes

The bae in the bay

osheamobile

The Chesapeake Bae

quarkmaster

Snow Spider

Snow Spider, something that came to my mind before sleep and decided to realize it the day after. : D

Jia Hao

catchymemes

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

babyanimalgifs

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

anarchapella

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

valgalart

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

excessively-english-jd

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

kunaiman

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

excessively-english-jd

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

bogleech

THIS IS NOT A DRILL FUZZY CANDY COLORED JUMPING SPIDERS ON SALE WITH THE “GIRL TOYS” AT TARGET GIANT LEAP FOR SOCIETY AS A WHOLE.

awed-frog

Hey, do you know that feeling of hitching up a long skirt so you don’t fall on your face when walking upstairs, and then you immediately become a wretched yet resolute Jane Austen character? It’s a universal thing, right?

thestraggletag

It’s like resting a laundry basket against your hip and suddenly you’re a long-suffering peasant woman, wondering if you’ll survive the winter.

rugessnome

a shawl wrapped around the shoulders and you’re wandering the moors in a Brönte novel, feeling melancholic

xombiebrains

Looking out the window at the rain and you’re a love-stricken newlywed wondering when your husband will return from the war.

piraterogue

Long skirt billowing behind you while to go down the stairs, you’re a proper Lady in a flowing ball gown being introduced at a fancy social function.

savagebeastrecords

Stop! THIEF!

zinnia-apologist-deactivated202

There is absolutely no way to predict this video

spoonietimelordy

Medical denied can have long term consequences. Through my entire teenage years I was told that all my symptoms were in my head and even if I have a diagnostic made by a team of 8 specialist who are certain that I have EDS I still feel like a faker and a lier. I still feel like I’m exaggerating all my symptoms and that what I feel is normal, that everyone feel the same way and that I’m just weak for not being able to handle this.

And that with the knowledge that it’s false and that I’m really ill. And the results of this medical denied is only psychological in my case, I will be able to heal of it with the time, for some people their condition have worsen a lot because of it, for some other it’s to late to do something and the medical denied/discrimination killed them. This isn’t a joke, this isn’t a problems that have minimal consequences, this is serious and have to be talk about.

ranawaytotelltheworld

elodieunderglass

oh. ohhhhhhhhh. oh nooooooooooooooo

dr-dendritic-trees

[A mom and baby otter are floating together. The baby otter is sleeping on his mom’s tummy so he’s still all dry and fluffy. She keeps giving him little otter kisses.]