[little-gore]

[vincentpilled]

me and my four weed smoking deadites

[liarsblade]

Do the right thing Baron

[liarsblade]

[become-a-robot]

[wygolvillage]

your minimalist child getting destroyed by my baroque baby

[aubreyappears]

when I was a kid I never realized this strip was a parody of some old child safety psas (“it is now 10pm. do you know where your children are?”) and that honestly made it funnier because it looked like calvin was doing this for no reason

[screenshotsofdespair]

[technofeudalism]

"why do you even know that" i thirst for knowledge as the arctic tern chases a perpetual summer

[pukicho]

Kid called me a bonerhead so I vaporized all seven billion billion billion of his atoms

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

[3000s]

im pregnant in the snow shivering wearing rags balding with no money, can you solve my puzzle?

[broccoli-bitching]

Have you ever been bitten by a white person?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 22, 2024

[girlnephew]

[killingpeoplewithrocks-deactiva]

[depsidase]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

[powernappin]

05. nora & frankie for @sharkbites & @/BeanBeanington 💜🕸️💚