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divorcedwife

in a galaxy far, far away

erzvolnes

immortal words

#happy pride

homunculus-argument

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

licensedproldier

motherfucker-unlimited

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

motherfucker-unlimited

cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

drchucktingle

pollsforadults

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

#the expanse #really depends on where I am #earth would be fine but I'm not making it on the belt

meatdiaz

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

#the trial of the Chicago seven and I couldn't tell you why #just makes my brain go brrr

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

#'No thanks I'll wear it out'#when the cashier at the gas station asks if I want a bag #I can see the hate bloom in their eyes but I think I'm funny

barbiegirldream

Important personality test. What kid were you in gym class? I was the try hard who took it too seriously

#miserable fat kid on the bleachers

letterful

theboredvoid

@commodityproduction

commodityproduction

I'm afraid it's hopeless

#humans will always create idols #worshiping a Little Guy is in our blood

kusali

Lmaoo

squaresquid

#I've seen SLC Punk #You sink that bad boy in a nearby lake

msaprildaniels

Minion is in surgery right now. I still need funds to help cover this expense. Anything you can offer, even a retweet, is a great help. Thank you so much!

paypal.me/MsAprilDaniels

venmo: @Mz-April-Daniels

derinthescarletpescatarian

Being an Animorphs fan has made me so critical of the Phantom Thieves' opsec. What do you MEAN you're doing whole-group meetings in public that included a victim of your first target for the first incident and then added a victim of your second target for the second incident. What do you MEAN you're carrying the cat to school every day. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OPENLY COMMUNICATING ABOUT YOUR CRIMES VIA TEXT MESSAGE.

derinthescarletpescatarian

The instant Mishima said he knew who you were, you should've denied everything and established some basic operational security. The fact that he's 100% sure he knows the phantom thieves means you've already fucked up badly enough to need to rethink your entire thing from scratch. It doesn't matter if you think you can trust him because other random people had the same information that he did. Every single part of your second heist was a massive misstep. These guys should've been forced to read a children's scifi series from the late 90s before they were ever allowed to have soul-twisting superpowers.