Heather Harper Todd

stop saying im a child of mpreg

[defnotatoobbaby]

dc oc blog (yes its cringe idc)

Name: Heather Harper Todd (she goes by Heather Haywood now tho)

Age: 16

Pronouns: she/they

Gender: cis fem

Job: Rouge (vigilante but villain leaning)

Dating: no and dont plan on it

Sexuality: demiromantic biromantic acesexual (sex nuteral)

Grew up: gotham

Favorite number: 404, what its cool

Hobbies: black jack, reading, listening to music

Anything special: idk im blind?

ooc im a minor so if you have mdni just ignore or block me, this blog is owned by @silverpenguin13 mcr dividers are by @fangsupfabulous and my skull divider is by @uzmacchiato, this character is Roy x Jasons science baby because idk why not

[silverpenguin13]

everyones upset because of alot of gross things hapening in the dc rp comunity so i just wanted to show my cat drawing to make everyone hopefully feel a bit better

shipping minors is gross, ignoring dnis is gross, nsfw rps with minors is gross, if you support this go away take a cat drawing i made for normal people

[defnotatoobbaby]

????? is open for asks

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[arkhams-knighted]

?

[defnotatoobbaby]

being called thing isnt fun

[arkhams-knighted]

I personally don't care. Your voice just gets to a point.

[defnotatoobbaby]

if i could id cut my vocal cords out but sadly i have to live

[arkhams-knighted]

Nice.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well i think i have vocal cords, no dad im not- sorry you cant hear him can you

[arkhams-knighted]

Obviously you have vocal cords. How else would you speak?

[defnotatoobbaby]

idk a speaker?

[arkhams-knighted]

Then you aren't anyone's kid because if you aren't human you aren't related to Jason.

[defnotatoobbaby]

never says i was biologically, but i am legally adopted

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[arkhams-knighted]

?

[defnotatoobbaby]

being called thing isnt fun

[arkhams-knighted]

I personally don't care. Your voice just gets to a point.

[defnotatoobbaby]

if i could id cut my vocal cords out but sadly i have to live

[arkhams-knighted]

Nice.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well i think i have vocal cords, no dad im not- sorry you cant hear him can you

[arkhams-knighted]

Obviously you have vocal cords. How else would you speak?

[defnotatoobbaby]

idk a speaker?

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[arkhams-knighted]

?

[defnotatoobbaby]

being called thing isnt fun

[arkhams-knighted]

I personally don't care. Your voice just gets to a point.

[defnotatoobbaby]

if i could id cut my vocal cords out but sadly i have to live

[arkhams-knighted]

Nice.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well i think i have vocal cords, no dad im not- sorry you cant hear him can you

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[arkhams-knighted]

?

[defnotatoobbaby]

being called thing isnt fun

[arkhams-knighted]

I personally don't care. Your voice just gets to a point.

[defnotatoobbaby]

if i could id cut my vocal cords out but sadly i have to live

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[arkhams-knighted]

?

[defnotatoobbaby]

being called thing isnt fun

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

thought so

[not-that-speedy]

hey da- you're not my father, who the hell is you?

@defnotatoobbaby

Uhh I'm Roy Harper? I only have the one kid though.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well my dads also roy, so one of us is wrong here

[not-that-speedy]

Uhh. I was there for Lian's birth, and you don't look like her, so I dunno.

Who are you?

[defnotatoobbaby]

do you want the short or long answer?

[not-that-speedy]

short preferably, I have work.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im jason todd and roy harpers baby that was made in a toob by tim drake

[not-that-speedy]

Jason? Like Dick's lil brother?

Why'd Tim go and do that?

[defnotatoobbaby]

long story my version of you guys are married and uncle Dicks married to Kori

[not-that-speedy]

Oh. Interesting. Yeah, um. Personally I don't think I'd ever marry Dick's brothers.

probably because I'd prefer marrying Dick

[defnotatoobbaby]

dw you're not married anymore because jason exploded

[not-that-speedy]

Interesting.

[defnotatoobbaby]

yeah he offed himself with one of your arrow bombs in our basement, then Lian ran away so

[not-that-speedy]

Oh.

Uh.

Ok. Wow.

[defnotatoobbaby]

yeah its been a weird year for me now i talk to his ghost by wearing his helmet

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[arkhams-knighted]

Cool?

[defnotatoobbaby]

hows it going thing

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing

[arkhams-knighted]

I don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

ill call you a thing then too

[not-that-speedy]

hey da- you're not my father, who the hell is you?

@defnotatoobbaby

Uhh I'm Roy Harper? I only have the one kid though.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well my dads also roy, so one of us is wrong here

[not-that-speedy]

Uhh. I was there for Lian's birth, and you don't look like her, so I dunno.

Who are you?

[defnotatoobbaby]

do you want the short or long answer?

[not-that-speedy]

short preferably, I have work.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im jason todd and roy harpers baby that was made in a toob by tim drake

[not-that-speedy]

Jason? Like Dick's lil brother?

Why'd Tim go and do that?

[defnotatoobbaby]

long story my version of you guys are married and uncle Dicks married to Kori

[not-that-speedy]

Oh. Interesting. Yeah, um. Personally I don't think I'd ever marry Dick's brothers.

probably because I'd prefer marrying Dick

[defnotatoobbaby]

dw you're not married anymore because jason exploded

[not-that-speedy]

Interesting.

[defnotatoobbaby]

yeah he offed himself with one of your arrow bombs in our basement, then Lian ran away so

[not-that-speedy]

hey da- you're not my father, who the hell is you?

@defnotatoobbaby

Uhh I'm Roy Harper? I only have the one kid though.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well my dads also roy, so one of us is wrong here

[not-that-speedy]

Uhh. I was there for Lian's birth, and you don't look like her, so I dunno.

Who are you?

[defnotatoobbaby]

do you want the short or long answer?

[not-that-speedy]

short preferably, I have work.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im jason todd and roy harpers baby that was made in a toob by tim drake

[not-that-speedy]

Jason? Like Dick's lil brother?

Why'd Tim go and do that?

[defnotatoobbaby]

long story my version of you guys are married and uncle Dicks married to Kori

[not-that-speedy]

Oh. Interesting. Yeah, um. Personally I don't think I'd ever marry Dick's brothers.

probably because I'd prefer marrying Dick

[defnotatoobbaby]

dw you're not married anymore because jason exploded

[not-that-speedy]

hey da- you're not my father, who the hell is you?

@defnotatoobbaby

Uhh I'm Roy Harper? I only have the one kid though.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well my dads also roy, so one of us is wrong here

[not-that-speedy]

Uhh. I was there for Lian's birth, and you don't look like her, so I dunno.

Who are you?

[defnotatoobbaby]

do you want the short or long answer?

[not-that-speedy]

short preferably, I have work.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im jason todd and roy harpers baby that was made in a toob by tim drake

[not-that-speedy]

Jason? Like Dick's lil brother?

Why'd Tim go and do that?

[defnotatoobbaby]

long story my version of you guys are married and uncle Dicks married to Kori

[defnotatoobbaby]

is tube spelled that way on purpose in ur name lol

yeah i didnt want people tumblr to send be tube babys

[arkhams-knighted]

am I able to boop you

@defnotatoobbaby

No. No. What? Leave. I'll kill you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

hey now don't threaten your au daughter, besides if I left you could kill someone, or something hell after my dad exploded I nearly killed eight people

[arkhams-knighted]

You aren't.. What? I don't have kids. Nor do I care for any. Children are idiots. And I don't need you, not with them.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well you didnt but a jason did, now hes dead, so you gotta deal with me

[arkhams-knighted]

No. Go find some other idiot or I will kill you. Or maybe you must be with him. I'll shoot you for that.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im a trained assassin i will win

[arkhams-knighted]

No. No, you won't. Can't you be quiet? I need to listen to what they're saying.

[defnotatoobbaby]

theres someone else? bro im blind you think i can tell if someone else is here?

[arkhams-knighted]

I just told you to let me listen. Shut up.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*i cover my mouth*

[arkhams-knighted]

There. I can hear them. They're loud.

[defnotatoobbaby]

*asl* brother i cant hear shit

[arkhams-knighted]

"I don't care what you can hear. Did I ask?" He says, incredulous.

[defnotatoobbaby]

where did you learn- i wasnt talking to you

[arkhams-knighted]

"What?"

[defnotatoobbaby]

what do you mean what? i said i wasnt talking to you whys that confusing

[arkhams-knighted]

"You are confusing." He says.

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not confusing im just a teenage girl who was made in a toob by two men whos father exploded and can talk to ghosts its pretty straight forward

[arkhams-knighted]

"I didn't ask."

[defnotatoobbaby]

and i didnt ask for your opinion on if im confusing, besides what are you i know what i am, kind of, but you seem very, metal

[arkhams-knighted]

"I'm not telling you. I am a person."

[defnotatoobbaby]

im not a person

[arkhams-knighted]

"Good for you."

[defnotatoobbaby]

you're kinda lucky, to still be considered as a person

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't care.

[defnotatoobbaby]

you should, i spent years with people trying to rip my arms off to see what was inside because i wasnt a human

[arkhams-knighted]

If you're not human, then what are you.

[defnotatoobbaby]

i...i dont know...dad never explained, he just said im arifical

[arkhams-knighted]

Doesn't mean you're a robot, idiot.

[defnotatoobbaby]

well im not meat either

[arkhams-knighted]

Then what are you made of? Porcelain?? Silicone? Because then you're a robot, too bad.

[defnotatoobbaby]

Tim says non organic jelly

[arkhams-knighted]

So, then. How are you speaking? Jelly doesn't have vocal cords. Or form eyes, or hair , or saliva . Or organs.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tim said thats his doing and some other science thing, i havent talked to uncle tim in years i dont remember much other than he says im not a human

[arkhams-knighted]

I think that's bullshit. You seem pretty human. But, oh well, I guess.

[defnotatoobbaby]

tell that to uncle damian he keeps calling me a thing