Random posts of a lazy defom

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[defomin]

yaoi manther era... non of those words are in bible...

[defomin]

im crying lestat had more heartfelt conversation with pdpdl than with ldpdl in the finale

[defomin]

man idk I might have disliked the finale a bit less than I do now if I didn't have to watch it through someones video recording of their ipad screen

[defomin]

shows these days try hard to find the most unpredictable story for their finales and so fuck up in the process. someone tell them it's okay to be corny and give the audience a chunk of what the audience really wants!

[armands-airpods]

Eric brings out the stuffed animal metaphor again but Assad really digs in this time o u o

He is a broken stuffed animal, but he's my stuffed animal. No one else. No one else can touch. I can break him as much as I want, but no one else can.

[hopecel]

'DM fans will find it hard to stay in the iwtv fandom' is so funny ajjsjdjfjgkg no

iwtv fans will find it hard to stay in the DM fandom

[defomin]

is there any fanfic with Alex as dm's child cause this is the concept that I'd love soooo much like yeah Daniel and Armand WERE together in the past and they even gave birth to a baby boy (Alex)

[defomin]

guys you don't understand.. I started shipping armandaniel for laugh and fun and then I get fixated on it and then I realised they are a real thing in the books... and now with the path the series is taking with devils minion too.. it's the first time ever I am going to witness one of my most favorite gay ships becoming legit lovers after such a fucking long time and this feels so good it's like being given the best cuisine after months of starvation. or taking in heroin through all your holes at once.

may all your ridiculous ships end up as a real relationship

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

I do admire the Vampire Lestat writers being like listen, we ARE going to make you sit through vampire incest BUT if you do we will give you the purest Loustat cocaine scenes of all time.

Rage bait lawyer meditation where they are both fucking their lawyers

Armand name drops/crashouts

Lestat inviting Louis to his show, freezing time, singing him a ballad and thrusting the book in his face

ok ok ok I'm going to OD.

And then they said, you know what because you've been so good about the vampire incest - here's the iconic best friend duo and Daniel and Louis. as a treat

Thank you Vampire Lestat writers. Can't wait to experience what ever black tar heroine you've cooked up for next week.

[ratindividual]

Binge-watch has rotted people's brain. No wonder some of those takes flying about the fandom read as impatient

[namtan]

TICKET TO HEAVEN | EP 3

[defomin]

on saturdays jumping from the vampire lestat to ticket to heaven feels like drinking diphenhydramine elixir after doing heroin it feels soooo good guys

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[defomin]

I love Assad Zaman I love Armand he looks like he's a family member guys I mean it in a literal, appearance wise way. first time I saw him I got chills thinking how he looks like I was gender swapped, like the resemblance is too much I wish I could show y'all. 😭 god, words can't describe how I feel about him and me. Ive Always been insecure about my looks before but after seeing him and seeing how he's so handsome and attractive makes me consider myself pretty and attractive as well and makes me so giddy and happy and and and everything!!! guys I think I should meet him and we should look into each others eyes and idk then I would perish and I'd be him or whatever this shit is not normal at all

[tinstol]

What if Cupid was Gay and Evil

[myjollyfroggyfriend]

Dead wife at the beginning of the movie Mark Pakin

[mewsthumbring]

I can’t speak to the religious trauma, but I do appreciate the depiction of Tanrak’s queer awakening as him going from 0 to *so horny he can’t sleep*.

[defomin]

maybe that's how people found out back then when internet wasn't around 😭 and I think it's beautiful