yikes!

she/her yeah idk either

[freakcliff]

the world needs to see this tweet

[modernchemical]

Visit Original Link

[catcrumb]

[visit-ba-sing-se]

i hate you private jets i hate you bitcoin i hate you cars that go 200 mph i hate you golf parks i hate you yachts i hate you huge mansions with a pool i hate you luxery resorts i hate you exessive wealth causally killing the planet and using up ressources we all need

[voidbat]

body: you are dying of The Heat

me: [removes blanket]

body: never have you been So Frozen

[greelin]

if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them

[greelin]

gay sex, however..

[edgebug]

hey so remember how your boyfriend was so soaking wet and shivering that i put him in the dryer? well he got caught in the lint trap. yeah i can't get him out. sorry

[blackarachnya]

charles martinet im so sorry im so fucking sorry

[14mg]

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

[omghotmemes]

Neil Armsgone

[possums-posts]

don’t say it

[lesvegas]

hmmmnnngh

oi fuck off youre not coming in

[shigraki]

is there tumblr drama? i would be invested in that.

like people arguing in text would be SO funny

Are you new here

[creepish]

sorry for putting you in a glass jar with a twig and a leaf i thought you would like it

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

1

Something’s got to give

[thatskeletonbitch]

2

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[collaberal-damage]

3

[gothidecorem]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[i-like-girls-69]

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

[ars-shitpostica]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[oh-mother-of-darkness]

Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said “these are my roaming hours,” and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

‪lighthouse and windmill are two different types of the same animal i think‬

[candyspider-deactivated20230731]

@0v9​ you also get it