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yea i’m studying for my master’s degree in elf sex
An allegation I'll never be able to beat is that joke about how guys will get in an online argument and immediately start writing like "I do not see why one shouldn't be precise with his manner of speech, lest his words be misinterpreted by hostile adversaries"
Real Name: Prototype jack
Street Name: P.jack
Birthplace: I was built in russiaa
Origin: JUst a guy trying to be a buddy in a world that's been totally screwed over by greed+no mindfulness
Age: 7 years old
Blood Type: Gasoline
Height: 235 cm
Weight: 185 kg
Hair Color: Going bald
Eye Color: Glwoign red when im mad or crazy
Occupation: Robot prototype
Marital Status: Single
Likes: Pre rolls, built jock twunks, orange mad dog
Dislikes: Hate across the world
Hobbies: Thinking about world problems and possible soluions
Fav quote: History isn't written by the losers
No spoilers, just themes.
With the finale out now I think a central theme that I've recognized and really adore is "all of these characters are more complex than an audience would appreciate." They are all being squished into a child-friendly set of archetypes, be that by Caine, Jax, or metatextually, the fandom. Caine doesn't want them complaining, swearing or having sex, they just have to go on endless, mindless, youtube-monetizable adventures. He's the ringmaster, he puts them in a bright poppy's playtime ass stage and demands for funny to happen. Meanwhile, Jax doesn't want to address the dire reality of their situation and copes by playing along, treating himself and all the characters as flat archetypes with no internality, so that the elephants in the room can safely be ignored. The fandom, meanwhile, is quietly guilty of all the same things. "Why isn't my favorite character acting in accordance with my headcanon? Which characters are flatly evil so we can hate them? Will they achieve my perfect happy ending? Because if not I'll be mad about it."
It doesn't work. Because they're more complex than that. They're people, they need more, they have emotions and traumas and wants and needs. Ragatha isn't always cheerful, she's not just the mom friend, and she's not some manipulator either. She's a person, trying her best, and very often failing. Pomni isn't always anxious, she's a natural leader and she wants the best for everyone, but she's not perfect either. She's a person, trying her best, and very often failing. And Jax isn't just a villain, he's a very complicated ball of traumas whose consistent first instinct is to push everyone away, hurting others so that he won't get hurt himself. He's a person, trying his best, and very often failing. She might even be a girl. Zooble isn't just a grump, Gangle isn't just a wimp, Kinger isn't just crazy. They're humans. And humans aren't always good. They're messy, screwed up, complicated things. They're things that can't be flattened down to archetypes, no matter how much Caine, Jax, or the fandom wants it.
The fandom wanted a bunch of cookie cutter adventures with good guys and bad guys, but what we got is just a bunch of people, stuck together, their traumas rubbing up against eachother until something catches fire and explodes. And I think that's way more interesting. I'm glad the show is that. I understand not everyone feels that way, though. A lot of people wanted something less nuanced. But I don't think the show not matching your expectations is the show's fault. I think people just need to come at it with the right mindset. Meet the story where it's at.
People are always more complicated than an audience wants them to be.
Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway
They are making a character who whips dvds at you
goes crazy
have you seen this yet?
SHE'S trying to fuck the elf #feminism
had to tell marge simpson that homer simpson had been murdered, to which marge responded by swearing revenge, and lisa simpson said "but mom, killing for revenge makes you just as bad as them" and marge simpson responded "lisa, if we spend our whole lives drawing lines in the sand to define whats right and wrong, we wont notice the tide coming in" to which bart simpson exclaimed "ay caramba!"
honestly for me this situation isnt drawing a single bead of sweat first i grab the tiger's jaw with both hands and pry it open, quickly bandaging the wounds i received (didn't hit anything important) and pushing the tiger away while simultaneously falling into my grizzly bear stance and watching as the tiger scurries away with its tail betweens its legs at the sight of my massive shoulder humps. i roar defiantly and catch three dozen salmon at the river
I'd summon twin scythes
really cool
this was tumblr in 2013
This is tumblr in 2026
In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me
going to other people's houses and smuggling their dog out in your backpack and taking the dog home and eating it is punk
whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*
On Reagan's deathaversary I just want to say:
It rules when homophobes die
It rules when conservative icons drop dead
It Will Happen
i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this
>new saw game
>new Bloober Team saw game
>new Bloober Team saw game about john kramers ancestor who also did jigsaw shit
Theyre giving him the riverdale serial killer gene