lmao

my leg!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery

[straycatj]

ちゃいろネズミつれてかれた…

ちくしょーですよ…

She takes my brown mouse... It's just goddamn

[uhtreds]

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

[failedjovi]

[kristina100000]

[solvuntur]

weird vibes aren't exactly rare at an antique mall but this one stall w/haunted energy had a sign with phrasing that has been stuck in my head for days lol

GIRLY STUFF FOR THE DAMSEL

BITS OF GLAMOUR FOR MADEMOISELLE

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[only-cat-memes]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[redpandarascal]

[babyanimalgifs]

Play time 

(via)

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[kleefkruid]

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

[aboutoriginality]

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Flat Fuck and his big beautiful plastic wife