every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts

29|white| she/they|writing blog is disastermages| hi! I'm Harper! nice to meet you!

[3rabbit]

daughter (non-practicing)

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[vintagehomecollection]

Abundant planting. The effect of the herbaceous planting on either side of this straight flight of steps is to give it a meandering line. This is an example of excellent grouping of plants to complement a structural feature.

The Garden Book, 1984

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[soppingwetratboy]

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

[loveridden1999]

we are in a true love recession

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[aropride]

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[gwyoi]

Freaks that are about to have crazy gay sex

[vilethot]

happy pride

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[vivianveil]

already being driven insane by small town summer

[werewolf-transgenderism]

free conversation ender for people who continue to willfully misunderstand source material and start inane arguments about it

[comfybutter]

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

[mxtxnet]

Happy Pride!