every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts

29|white| she/they|writing blog is disastermages| hi! I'm Harper! nice to meet you!

[seabeck]

Pillar in the mist

[sailor-crusader-deactivated2025]

It's not like I like you or anything! P-Pendejo!

[toad-soup]

“Haunting the narrative” but it’s the procedures at your job the person before you put in place

[bloodyhandprint]

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[victusinveritas]

"In Pieces but Still Holding It Together." By Bouke de Vries (2020).

See more of his stuff here.

[nitewrighter]

Ozempic scares the shit out of me. You're telling me there's a drug that takes away both the craving side of hunger and targets the brain's rewards center for eating. You're telling me it takes the joy out of eating and it turns you into a skeleton. Why did we turn The Curse of the Black Pearl into a drug. What the fuck.

[nitewrighter]

I actually want to thank the diabetics coming on this post like "actually it genuinely is a great treatment for diabetes and it hasn't affected my mood or my enjoyment of food. The real issue is it's getting abused as a weight loss drug which also makes it scarce and more expensive for those who can genuinely benefit from it." Kind of reminds me of the time my brother got permission from our family psychiatrist to try my ADHD medication and his reaction to it was "what the fuck are you on. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE CRYING. YOU'RE ON THIS EVERY DAY!?!"

Body chemistry! It makes a big difference in how your body processes a drug! What can be genuinely helpful for some folks is The Curse of the Black Pearl for others!

[kosmogrl]

[freakoutgirl]

Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

[blackwatersinkingship]

Waking up with a headache is such extra bullshit

Like, aquiring a headache during the day? Fair, understandable, many things to cause that

Waking up however! During my time of rest and refreshment? and this is how you greet me? Fuck off

[carnival-phantasm]

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

[carnival-phantasm]

I am now fighting a new urge

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: cum in my butt boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll... /End ID]

[64mpg]

everyone has parasites and nobody can afford a house

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[local-gun-witch]

[fluffyplushiesworld]

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals