I WATCH MY GUARDIAN ANGEL LEAVE THE BUILDING

clara she/her 24

[depsidase]

[incisedwound]

im saying shit like this to women all the time

[dogpuppy]

[transgenderer]

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[asoftwrongness]

It’s okay that you’re not who you thought you would be

[squipdop]

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

[grindrbooks]

[deianaracrushmp3]

my favorite part of my job is when i have a client for multiple interviews so when they see me again they go hey! it’s you! it’s nice to see you! like we’re old buddies. my second favorite part of my job is when it’s time to go home.

[deianaracrushmp3]

its 80 degrees out and sunny so i had a beautiful turkey sandwich and sweet potato chips for lunch. god bless. i am calling out on monday because this week almost killed me straight up

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[memorycycle]

before hotdogs existed people at baseball games would just eat sticks and rocks

[homo-neandertalensis]

Were dark days. Hunted mascot for furs

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]

been in my head for days

[apolladay]

Without searching do you know of a celebrity* that you share a birthday with?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 15

*Define celebrity however you'd like.

Also Hey Mick Fleetwood birthday twin 👋🏼

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[rearte2]

by Mark Rothko, 1969

[vexxingpink]