[deianiera]

When you think you’re hangry but it turns out you’re horngry

[deianiera]

Yes I’m one of those basic girls that love White Claw

[deianiera]

I just needife to grant me with a sweet boy who also can’t keep their hands off me. Is that too much to ask? 😭

[frodo-sam]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justgoghawaypls]

need someone who wants to hike with me but also be down for a quickie up against a tree

[pumpkinspicephantom]

Ass grabbin is an important part of every relationship.

[yan-wo]

[lxgc13]

me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit

anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-

me, exhausted suddenly: no

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[catchymemes]

[heavensghost]

I kinda need a hug but I’d rather DIE than let anyone know I am a human being that desperately craves intimacy

[nunjournal]

we would be so lost without garlic

[tupacabra]

when he says he wants to do it bareback

[meanplastic]

This is how white women talk to each other when they want each other DEAD

[soycake]

[a-crosstitch-in-time]

Chopin being Chopin