Lost Angels, CA

Filled with the things I love in life and the things that I find most important.

[sadlean-deactivated20140712]

[tallpaleandbearded]

Fill her up with love, confidence, and cum

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[tuflii]

When you not prepared to get pussy...

Me: Masturbates multiple times in 1 day out of boredom😒  

(Later on that day, Took a Shower, now chilling with homies)

Me: (Gets a Call from GF)

GF: Want to come over so we can have sexy time? 😏😊

Me: Nah babe, I’m good, we can just chill another time. 

GF: What bitch you been fucking?! I’m about to come over & smell your dick! Is my pussy not good enough?! 🔪🚬👿 

Me: oh my god… 

GF: THATS WHAT THAT OTHER BITCH HAD U SAYING, ILL FUCKING KILL YOU BOTH! IM OMW!!😡 

Me: Bruuuuh just chill it ain’t like that, 😕 

GF: I’m outside, open the door! 

Me: (sends homie outside to tell her calm down)

Homie: 

Gf: 

Homie: I tried man, you have to face her now…

Me: (Opens the door)

Me : Oh My Fuck….

All because i kept my hands to myself…

GF: I just wanna talk babe

Me: Nah I’m good (runs back in the house)

GF: (Busts the door down)

GF: Give me my dick right now

Me: (Dick gets hard but is still sore from earlier)

My Dick: We were not prepared for this!, but we have no choice…

Me: Lets get it!

[6sage]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[getoutoftherobotxaviii]

this deserves a thousand reblogs

[qui34]

😂😂😂

[killchery]

😂😂😂😂

[sweetmalkah]

The best post on here 😂😂

[ayoflav]

Funny every time I see it lol

[johnnythemizfit]

[purplegfdgirl]

This is the worst post on the website.

[graloveable]

Lmfao

[queenkarrine]

This is fuckin funny😂🤣

[minimexd]

im cryingggg

[dejesusdelosangeles]

Maybe I should talk to God about it

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @gudim_public

Instagram: @artwoonz

[redlipstickresurrected]

[theweirdwideweb]

[leonardodespacito]

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

[tvcinemagifs]

The Breakfast Club (1985) dir. John Hughes

[amortizing]

“And when I asked you how you’d been, I meant I missed you more than I’ve ever missed anything before.”

— Iain Thomas (via amargedom)

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[surprise-adoption]

Bottle rocket under ice

[overtheunderpass]

rad 

[edwardspoonhands]

I’m pretty sure that the reason the ice fractured into six slices is the same reason snowflakes are often six sided and it has to do with the shape of a molecule of water and I just think that’s so freaking cool.

[opulene-archive]

How would it even stay lit though?

[orangejuiceaholic-deactivated20]

!!!!! it IS actually because of the structure of water molecules! Water molecules are fuckin weird, as are lots of other liquid substance molecules, because theyre shaped like fuckin HEXAGONS! hexagons are those weird, six-sided shapes that re very sturdy, but they dont tend to sit very well when stacked together. thats why, when you fill up a glass of water to its full capacity, it can go OVER the brim a little and not spill over. It’s also why water beads.

anyway, so since water is essentially made up of a gazillion little hexagons, it tends to gather into larger hexagons as it shapes together. this is not visible unless the water is in a solid form, aka ice. when the water is split, it tends to crack around the established hexagons. that bottle rocket exploded in the PERFECT place to show this phenomenon and its geeking me out.

ALSO! the bottle rocket stays lit because the fuse was definitely waterproof and made with magnesium and an oxidizer of some sort. this means that they will burn underwater because they dont need the oxygen from the air to stay lit. thats so fucking weird isnt it. im tipsy and its the 4th of july. sorry for the science haha

[inside-us-only-stars]

Don’t you dare apologize for science

[life1nmotion]

[borotebis-deactivated20160126]

[satanstrousers]

Thanks mom.

[kingofthehillcaps]

[lord-brixie]

This is the most real thing this show has ever had

[sridevi]