Turn your bf into a berry then dig your heels into 'em. No problems gonna come outta that, no way no how!

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occasionally subtle
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cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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Turn your bf into a berry then dig your heels into 'em. No problems gonna come outta that, no way no how!
quick thing done feat @tokobakure‘s Nina.
Been a while since i drew Jenny, i should try to keep on top of that more.
I say things on Discord (2/?)
Every time I come back to look at my old Tumblr here, I’m reminded of how much having a feeder would be a dream come true. Maybe I’m just in the moment, but if anyone could come make me immobile I’d love that.
wish lion’s mane jellyfish would stop doing that
doing what?
i was going to say doing THAT
but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.
sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real
don’t like that
Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN’T fake is the fact that the largest lion’s mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.
Here if you’d like to see it:
we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN
damn, the girth on those tendrils tho
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH
Idk what the fuck yall talken about but I see jellyfish and by god do I love dem on bread.
Some of my favorite jellyfish (sorry if I go on a tanget and vear off jellyfish)
are the Stygiomedusa gigantea, which I believe is also called the blanket jellyfish, but like dude look up a video of it moving it is chilling and fantastic! This thing is 10 meters long, so not the largest here, but ohohoho look at my love
It is a deep sea jellyfish and is one of the largest invertebrate predators known. However, according to Cambridge, it has been consistently recorded in the twilight and sunlight depth zones down south so do with that what you will :)
If we want to keep going down the large and length category of ocean creatures, allow me to introduce the current longest recorded ocean animal. A deep sea siphonophore that clocks in at around 46 meters; my beautiful death halo
Technically siphonophores are hundreds upon hundreds of tinier organisms that grouped together to make a bigger one, but for all intents and purposes, this is one animal. Some of them are incredibly beautiful!
However there is also ones not so pretty, main one was something I saw a month or so ago and it looked like someone had fused like a dozen human limbs together and they were flailing to move and jesus christ yall can go mentally scar yourselves.
Man I can’t find a good picture but Deepsea Oddities has a really good video on them (and on other ocean related things… mostly deep sea)
Oh hey, I drew a siphonophore mermaid awhile back, or as I like to call her (them?) a siphonosiren.
Have you thought about coming back, with Tumblr calming down and everything?
I might. I haven't touched my Tumblr in a very, very long time. Though personally, I don't think I'd be very active on here anymore.
Chu chus from The Legend of Zelda series are so cute!
something quick just cuz i can.
this is just a re-draw of This Old Thing, feel free to compare them.
i drew a shorter version of this ages ago but i have added more robos since, looks like Chel's the official hungriest of the bunch!
to go with the Gail one i posted last year.
2019/09/16
ちっちゃいマフェット
ive been thinking about that noise bobby makes for like 2 days now what the fuck
Luanne: s urprise
Bobby: VLEH
Luanne: Surprihihissee
Bobble: V̵̧͓̱͈͖̠̯͓̳̖̔̽͊̏͒͜͝Ļ̴͕͉̮̯̩̯̫̟̖̭̳͔̳͔̄̊̈͂E̸̢̟̤̲͍͂͝ͅAG̵͓͖̳̙̪̩͙͇̼͎̫̬̻͇̘͐̍͆̈̎̈́̌͑H̶̫̗̱̼̩̮̥̾́͑
Cerise’s tail Being a master chef and having a successful restaurant has its perks. But if your tail is a gluttonous snake, good luck staying thin.
The final part to this will be uploaded here later today. :D
Artwork by ladiesman217
Fatten me up~
Okay! I’m going to be doing a little challenge to fatten up before a big challenge between me and @fattenup23
So rules are
Likes = 150 calories
Reblogs = 250 calories
Comments = 50 calories
Asks = 300 calories
Lets make me fat! Ruin my waistline, please! 🐷
This will go on until next Saturday July 4th. And ill eat all the calories that sunday
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