#Delete Later

[ijustwannawritepls]

Underused Microexpressions for Attraction

We’ve done lip biting to death... Let’s evolve.

• Eyes flicking to someone’s mouth mid-sentence • Forgetting what they were about to say • Leaning in unconsciously • Mirroring posture without realizing • Smiling at something that wasn’t that funny • Adjusting hair or clothes when the other person enters • Noticing and remembering details no one else bothers to • A pause before pulling their hand away • Shoulders softening • Looking away first and then back again • Swallowing before speaking • Voice lowering slightly • Turning their body fully toward the other person • A delayed reaction to a touch

[betsygimblesagain]

"I asked ChatGPT"

"I asked Grok"

Well, I spent 12 hours arguing in the Wikipedia talk page for the Hamilton (musical) article because I still insist that in this 1 case, citing a Tumblr post IS appropriate and relevant to the article, and as a result, my I.P. address has been permabanned from editing Wikipedia. :(

[violetdexter]

The way that right wing reactionaries have weaponised competitive sports to demonise trans women has caused me to completely revert to my opinion of competitive sports as a teenager which is that competitive sports are an inherently reactionary institution that have no place in a forward-thinking society.

Competitive sports only serve to indoctrinate people into a reactionary, jingoist, patriarchal worldview. Athletics in public school should be purely about promoting a healthy relationship with one's body, not patriarchal capitalist conditioning through competition. Athletics should always be gender inclusive and disability inclusive.

BAN ALL COMPETITIVE SPORTS!!!!

[violetdexter]

The way that right wing reactionaries have weaponised competitive sports to demonise trans women has caused me to completely revert to my opinion of competitive sports as a teenager which is that competitive sports are an inherently reactionary institution that have no place in a forward-thinking society.

Competitive sports only serve to indoctrinate people into a reactionary, jingoist, patriarchal worldview. Athletics in public school should be purely about promoting a healthy relationship with one's body, not patriarchal capitalist conditioning through competition. Athletics should always be gender inclusive and disability inclusive.

BAN ALL COMPETITIVE SPORTS!!!!

[paul-mccartney-real]

My wife is seeing a woman now. I'm pretty sure that means we have an open marriage. Wanna hook up again? I miss you. It could just be a casual thing...or more...if you want...

- @nixon-official

P.S. Sorry for almost hiring a group of men to break into your psychiatrist's office to steal their therapy notes, I was going through a lot emotionally at the time.

Yeah sure we can hook up

@john-lennon-official wanna join 👀👀

[nixon-official]

YAYYYYYYYYY!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[patricia-nixon-official]

nixie? i dont believe i said anything of the sort. we are only friends.

[nixon-official]

WHAT?? But... But...

MOTHWOMAN TOLD ME YOU TWO WERE FUCKING! @the-mothman-officiallly DID YOU LIE TO ME?????

AND PAT, WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST TELL ME THAT WHEN I ASKED YOU BEFORE! YOU SAID YOU "COULD NOT CONFIRM OR DENY IT", THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS, "YES, EVE AND I ARE FUCKING"!!!!! WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST SAY, "NO, EVE AND I ARE JUST FRIENDS, WE'RE NOT HAVING SEX"?????

[paul-mccartney-real]

Don’t worry Richard you can always fall back on me 😌

[nixon-official]

I love you, Paul! You're always so tender and sweet to me when we're together! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[patricia-nixon-official]

IT DOES NOT! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING. YOU'RE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. NO MEATLOAF FOR A WEEK. WE ARE JUST FRIENDS. HOW DARE YOU. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

JAMES PAUL MCCARTNEY YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND OR YOU WILL FIND THAT YOUR LEGS DONT WORK THE SAME AS THEY USED TO. I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO SING ABOUT.

[nixon-official]

I'M MOVING OUT, PAT!

I'm tired of lying to myself. I love Paul McCartney. HE TREATS ME RIGHT! HE DOESN'T BELITTLE ME OR MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF!!!!

[patricia-nixon-official]

DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE ME YOU'LL ROT IN HELL AND YOU KNOW IT. IM LOCKING THE DOORS. THE LOCKS WILL BE CHANGED COME MORN. YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THIS HOUSE. i know just how to make it alllll better :) beetle meatloaf! its nearly done. :) x

[paul-mccartney-real]

I-I’ll see myself out…

[deletel8er]

where are you from?

[iguanamouth]

[scope-dogg]

mark of the beast

[the-muppet-joker]

I believe one of my kintypes is indirectly responsible for 9/11 and I just want to apologize I'm such a fucking baka.

[moffpup]

has anyone ever been horny before

[nixon-official]

No. Never.

Horny is ILLEGAL. Anyone caught being horny will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law by the Department of Justice!

[nixon-offical]

...Dick, didn't you post a very horny Hannigram fanfic on your AO3?

[nixon-official]

shut up.

[nixon-offical]

Dick, you're telling me you didn't write this sexually explicit Hannigram fic that's on the AO3 linked in your blog description?: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71334526?view_adult=true

[froggyroycohn]

OOOH, @nixon-official YOU'RE BUSTED! :P

[deletel8er]

I used to run several Officalverse blogs, including @grammer-offical, @slime-offical, @caffeine-pills-offical, and @red-dragon-offical. Unfortunately, Tumblr locked me out of the account with all those blogs on it, so unless Tumblr reinstates my account, I guess all those officals are officially retired. :/

I suspect the reason the account got banned had nothing to do with any of the Offical blogs I was running. I believe that it was because the profile pictures of 2 of my other sideblogs on that account featured a photograph of me in a maid costume - a completely safe-for-work photograph, for the record, but I think Tumblr saw "trans woman in a maid costume" and immediately went "INAPPROPRIATE!!!!" because Tumblr is run by a bunch of fascist transmisogynists.

[queenarielviolet]

Playing dolls on Tumblr is harder when your alt account with several other character blogs attached to it got terminated for no apparent reason 🙃